'smart' jokes, so bad they're good

[Scouse Hibee]

I was shown a picture of two pastors and asked if I could name them. I had no idea of the name of the pastor on the right but it was definitely Pastor Duchie on the left hand side.

[Bridge hibs]

I bumped into a cock eyed Woman today, she said you should look where you are going, I replied you should go where you are looking

[Caversham Green]

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I see the guy who invented spell check has passed away, may he rust in piss

His funfair will be hello next Sunshine.

[weedgiehibbie]

Did you know that Katy Perry ws not the first female pop star to go into space?

That was Lady Gagarin

[Moulin Yarns]

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Did you kniw that Katy #Perry ws not the firt female pop star to go into space?

That was Lady Gagarin

Might want to do a bit of editing 🤔

[weedgiehibbie]

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Might want to do a bit of editing 🤔

Oops ha

[Pedantic_Hibee]

What’s white and wears tartan trousers?

Rupert the Fridge.

[J-C]

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, an American, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and a South African went to a night club.
The bouncer said: ``Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai.''

[J-C]

Once dated a twin and my mate said, do you ever get them mixed up? No problems I said, Susan wears pink nail varnish and Peter has a beard.

[J-C]

So I took off her blouse, then she said " take off my skirt", I took off her skirt, then she said "take off my shoes", I took off her shoes. "Now take off my bra and panties", I took off her bra and panties, then she looked at me and said, " I don't want to catch you wearing my things ever again".

[Jack]

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So I took off her blouse, then she said " take off my skirt", I took off her skirt, then she said "take off my shoes", I took off her shoes. "Now take off my bra and panties", I took off her bra and panties, then she looked at me and said, " I don't want to catch you wearing my things ever again".

I was at a holiday camp with my children and the youngest, 7 at the time, went up on stage and told that joke. He's almost 30 now 😆

[J-C]

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I was at a holiday camp with my children and the youngest, 7 at the time, went up on stage and told that joke. He's almost 30 now 😆

I suppose most of these jokes on here are like that, all re jigged at some point in time, it was a memory from FB about 7 years ago, still made me giggle.