The Yamasaurus 1st Edition

***Carheenlea*** · 17-04-2025 09:53 PM

Gorgie Paramnesia

Hearts themed acts of forgetfulness

“Where on earth did I leave my driving gloves?”

“Vlad, did you remember to pay the Lady Haig Poppy Fund?”

“Anne, where have you put those seats for the new stand?”

**007** · 18-04-2025 10:51 PM

JTA - common misconception is that it's short for Jamestown Analytics but it is actually an abbreviation for Jam Tarts Anal-tics which is what they'll seem to be suffering from when they can't sit down through a full 90 minutes so have to leave early in the battle for 7th place.

***Viva_Palmeiras*** · 19-04-2025 09:11 AM

An irritating whine from a supporter of Heart of Midlothian Football club.
usually centers on clinging on to and showing a “5-1” gesture.
Theres a heavy focus on stats (without wider context) until the ones offered in response prompt a change of subject.

Tynie atmosphere. Size seems to be a fixation until the inconvenient truth comes… Smnaller pitch smaller stadium bigger chip.

**Skol** · 19-04-2025 12:17 PM

CRITCHLEY LEAGUE TABLE

a manufactured statistics used by supported of Heart of Midlothian supports in the vain effort to convince themselves that the analytics selected the best managerial option available.

**Dashing Bob S** · 19-04-2025 12:22 PM

“Seven year critch”

A yam romance Hibs fans hope lasts a long time.

**GRA** · 19-04-2025 02:14 PM

Winners of the 'took Aberdeen to the 118th minute with nine men' trophy. That will put them in good stead in their battle to avoid 11th place.

***GreenNWhiteArmy*** · 19-04-2025 02:25 PM

The best outcome. Red cards and extra time will mean today was a hard luck story. Keeping Critchley in a job. Win win

***Kato*** · 19-04-2025 02:33 PM

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Winners of the 'took Aberdeen to the 118th minute with nine men' trophy. That will put them in good stead in their battle to avoid 11th place.

Even though they got beat because they couldn't keep up with a very, very slow team I thought they did well. Plucky.

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**fiolex1** · 19-04-2025 02:35 PM

All that scratching is making me Critch: louse ridden gorgie tramps

***Bridge hibs*** · 19-04-2025 03:12 PM

Yam-Floccinaucinihilipilification

**Springbank** · 19-04-2025 03:45 PM

Yambience -
That moment when you are leaving Hampden after a defeat with the song "HEARTS, HEARTS ARE FALLING APART AGAIN" ringing in your ears.

***jacomo*** · 19-04-2025 04:38 PM

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“Seven year critch”

A yam romance Hibs fans hope lasts a long time.

We can only dream of a manager like Critchley.

The kind of dream that makes you wake up in a cold sweat, but still.

***Eyrie*** · 19-04-2025 05:59 PM

Cupset - plucky bottom six team managing to survive ninety minutes against mighty Aberdeen to earn a money spinning replay.

Shame it went to extra time instead.

***flash*** · 19-04-2025 06:08 PM

Yambasting- "Critchley attempted to deflect from his team's shortcomings by yambasting the match officials".

***Bridge hibs*** · 19-04-2025 06:27 PM

Erectile yamfunction - Cant get past a semi

***Aldo*** · 19-04-2025 06:31 PM

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Yambasting- "Critchley attempted to deflect from his team's shortcomings by yambasting the match officials".

Yamlighting : as above

**Skol** · 19-04-2025 06:33 PM

YAMMER

the term used to describe the state of mind when a nine man team with one shot on target are the better side and robbed by a corrupt referee.

**Dashing Bob S** · 19-04-2025 09:23 PM

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All that scratching is making me Critch: louse ridden gorgie tramps

Excellent

**Cyborg Ninja** · 19-04-2025 10:02 PM

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Erectile yamfunction - Cant get past a semi

Winner!

**Iain G** · 19-04-2025 10:55 PM

Yamborghini - you think it's a supercar but the rest of the world sees it as a Rover 1500 Vanden Plas with maroon (stained) velour seat covers, still at least you got to use it as the bridal car when you married your sister and stayed at the Gary Locke Suite at the Tynecastle Park Hotel to conjugate the union

***Carheenlea*** · 20-04-2025 12:14 AM

The Critchly & Garritly Show

Similar to the “Itchy & Scratchy” animated fictional series which features on The Simpsons, but this one is very real, and infinitely more amusing and entertaining.

**Iain G** · 20-04-2025 01:36 AM

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The Critchly & Garritly Show

Similar to the “Itchy & Scratchy” animated fictional series which features on The Simpsons, but this one is very real, and infinitely more amusing and entertaining.

Plooky the Wonderdog - fantastical animated series about the amazing adventures of Plooky, who used to save his master and his friends with his spectacular feets of daring and skill. However, as much loved as he is, Plooky is getting old and can no longer perform the miracles he was so famous for yet nobody is willing to to tell him the truth, especially Farmer Critchley or Mayor Clarke.

Someday soon Plooky is off to the retirement home for old dogs...

**Iain G** · 20-04-2025 01:41 AM

Michael Steinwender - the inspiration for the REM song, The Steinwender Sheeps Delight

**HoboHarry** · 20-04-2025 02:00 AM

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Michael Steinwender - the inspiration for the REM song, The Steinwender Sheeps Delight

Their dreams are all banished to The Great Beyond.

**poolman** · 20-04-2025 03:45 AM

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Their dreams are all banished to The Great Beyond.

I'm pushing an elephant up the stairs

Shanklands perhaps ?

**gbhibby** · 20-04-2025 09:26 AM

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Michael Steinwender - the inspiration for the REM song, The Steinwender Sheeps Delight

That result means a Jambo Free Europe.

**Iain G** · 20-04-2025 10:32 AM

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I'm pushing an elephant up the stairs

Shanklands perhaps ?

He's on the stair to nowhere...

***Kato*** · 20-04-2025 01:11 PM

"Brave display" = a defiant, yet inept, defensive attempt to ruin a rotten game of football.

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***Smartie*** · 20-04-2025 03:49 PM

“April”

The month of the season when only the biggest of the big teams are left with nothing to play for, other than to focus on avoiding whatever word they’re using for relegation this season and to cheer on whoever is facing their vastly superior city rivals.