Hearts the banter years 23/24 season

[Joe6-2]

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Very good. You could not have made it up their sponsors that season.

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True!
£59:99 😂😂😂😂

[Mick O'Rourke]

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They've got the wee cup won according to the gimps, how they've changed their tune, tramps ��

If they win it The Diddy Rally will be in the Usher Hall.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D24ZyZhOeK8

Note the hun and celt gate crashers !

If they dont get to the final that will be a ruse to allow them to concentrate on once again splitting the glasgow 2

[badabing67]

From the Daily Record

"The club would like assure fans that we requested and pushed for an even 50-50 split of tickets, but due to previous sales history and the inability to segregate Hampden’s North Stand into subsections, this request was denied. Naturally, we are very disappointed at this outcome but we are confident that Hearts supporters will take up our full allocation and turn Hampden into a sea of maroon."

Previous sales history. have they been making out they bigger than they actually are

[truehibernian]

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From the Daily Record

"The club would like assure fans that we requested and pushed for an even 50-50 split of tickets, but due to previous sales history and the inability to segregate Hampden’s North Stand into subsections, this request was denied. Naturally, we are very disappointed at this outcome but we are confident that Hearts supporters will take up our full allocation and turn Hampden into a sea of maroon."

Previous sales history. have they been making out they bigger than they actually are

Last time I saw a sea of maroon was when Roy Schneider threw slops into the sea to attract Jaws - “sea of maroon” 😂 **** off ya tramps !

[matty_f]

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Last time I saw a sea of maroon was when Roy Schneider threw slops into the sea to attract Jaws - “sea of maroon” 😂 **** off ya tramps !

Wonder if they’ll go for the “HEAATS” display again.

[Hibee87]

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From the Daily Record

"The club would like assure fans that we requested and pushed for an even 50-50 split of tickets, but due to previous sales history and the inability to segregate Hampden’s North Stand into subsections, this request was denied. Naturally, we are very disappointed at this outcome but we are confident that Hearts supporters will take up our full allocation and turn Hampden into a sea of maroon."

Previous sales history. have they been making out they bigger than they actually are

Regardless of previous sales, they should be offered the 50% and if unable to sell by a set date then fair enough. We would be raging if not offered half the allocation, and if I recall we weren't and didn't get v celtic in the final a few years back.

[green day]

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Regardless of previous sales, they should be offered the 50% and if unable to sell by a set date then fair enough. We would be raging if not offered half the allocation, and if I recall we weren't and didn't get v celtic in the final a few years back.

Yes, I think that - regardless of who the semi finalists are the initial allocation should be 50 50 and then as it becomes apparent how sales are going they can adjust.

That excuse given to Hearts is exactly what the SPFL gave to Kensell when we played Celtic - that they can't adequately deal with segregation in the ends.

It's frankly ludicrous for the national stadium.

[PatHead]

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Yes, I think that - regardless of who the semi finalists are the initial allocation should be 50 50 and then as it becomes apparent how sales are going they can adjust.

That excuse given to Hearts is exactly what the SPFL gave to Kensell when we played Celtic - that they can't adequately deal with segregation in the ends.

It's frankly ludicrous for the national stadium.

Sure that they could deal with segregation if it was Celtic v The Rangers.

[green day]

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Sure that they could deal with segregation if it was Celtic v The Rangers.

It's simple for them. The North gets split at the halfway line.

Hampden, incredibly, doesn't appear to be able to segregate it further along to accommodate different levels.

[BILLYHIBS]

Anyone watching Crime 2 ?

Di Lennox reliving the nightmare of ‘86

Trying to spread his Dad’s ashes on their tiny patch o grass and getting chased off by two Weegie groundsmen

Oh the horror !

Good stuff

[Iain G]

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Yes, I think that - regardless of who the semi finalists are the initial allocation should be 50 50 and then as it becomes apparent how sales are going they can adjust.

That excuse given to Hearts is exactly what the SPFL gave to Kensell when we played Celtic - that they can't adequately deal with segregation in the ends.

It's frankly ludicrous for the national stadium.

Hampden is a half baked stadium, its like the SFA, all half baked, half arsed, as long as it works fine for the biggot twins they don't give a **** about th rest of us diddy teams. Hampden should be flattened.

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

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Anyone watching Crime 2 ?

Di Lennox reliving the nightmare of ‘86

Trying to spread his Dad’s ashes on their tiny patch o grass and getting chased off by two Weegie groundsmen

Oh the horror !

Good stuff

https://x.com/daylecass1991/status/1707446679320814061?s=46&t=-WLp_Dlz0ikIP1rStFdqBg

I mentioned it on the TV programmes thread, lovely Dens Park footage.

[007]

20,000+ seater stadium (so they claim),

[SHODAN]

Up until around half 4 today I would have said this thread was very premature.

Now? Good foresight OP.

[007]

20,000+ seater stadium (so they claim), full away end, 7,000 on the waiting list (supposedly) yet attendance only 18,675. 🤔

The numbers don't stack up. How unlike them.

[truehibernian]

I just enjoyed seeing Billy Brown’s greeting wee puss after the game 😂👍 never ever ever has he been a true Hibs fan - you’re born with it Billy, you sold yourself to the maroon coin son 👍 wee turncoat 👍

[jacomo]

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I just enjoyed seeing Billy Brown’s greeting wee puss after the game 😂👍 never ever ever has he been a true Hibs fan - you’re born with it Billy, you sold yourself to the maroon coin son 👍 wee turncoat 👍

Can’t believe that guy earned a wage from us for a while. Dark times.

[Joe6-2]

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It's simple for them. The North gets split at the halfway line.

Hampden, incredibly, doesn't appear to be able to segregate it further along to accommodate different levels.

Wasn’t built with anyone else in mind!

[Joe6-2]

[QUOTE=BILLYHIBS;7478805]Anyone watching Crime 2 ?

Di Lennox reliving the nightmare of ‘86

Trying to spread his Dad’s ashes on their tiny patch o grass and getting chased off by two Weegie groundsmen

Oh the horror !

It as mentioned in first series too, Dougray Scott probably insisted on it!

[SteveHFC]

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Anyone watching Crime 2 ?

Di Lennox reliving the nightmare of ‘86

Trying to spread his Dad’s ashes on their tiny patch o grass and getting chased off by two Weegie groundsmen

Oh the horror !

It as mentioned in first series too, Dougray Scott probably insisted on it!

Binged the series on Friday night lots of subtle digs at them

[lyonhibs]

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Can’t believe that guy earned a wage from us for a while. Dark times.

Was he not in our dugout for *that* final?? Like you say, dark times.

[Since452]

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Can’t believe that guy earned a wage from us for a while. Dark times.

Harsh. He's been places and seen things.

[superfurryhibby]

Not been on much since the match, just catching up on the many posts.

Have to say a massive GIRFUY to our residents who have been not missed at all since they've gone quiet.

No doubt you'll be hoping to grace us with, ahem, insights after the Celtic game. See you sad m/f''s. 2-0 and they ****ed it up.

[JammyDoidger]

Seen there is a post on cutting our ticket allocation because we can't behave, the irony, they are a right bitter bunch aren't they, so amusing.

[Waxy]

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Harsh. He's been places and seen things.

Someone has to dig up that interview.

[Carheenlea]

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Bathrobe and slippers
High quality toiletries
GHD hairdryer - straighteners available on request
Tea, coffee, biscuits and fresh milk
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Fridge
Iron and ironing board
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Tea, coffee, biscuits and fresh milk
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Bathrobe and slippers
Sofa bed that sleeps two children or one adult
Stocked mini bar
High quality toiletries
Fridge
GHD Hairdryer - straighteners available on request
Tea, coffee, biscuits and fresh milk
Safe
Iron and ironing board
Still and sparkling water replenished daily

[Bridge hibs]

A live stream of the pitch ? WTF, so your gonna lie in your Tiny room with your Sister watching the ****ing grass grow !!! Tell you what they are right up there with those out of the world plans

What next, a rocket launch from the plaza 🤣🤣

[Aldo]

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This opportunity allows you to secure your reservation ahead of our public website launch, granting you first access to our 25-bedroom hotel from Saturday 3rd February.
We have a variety of rooms to choose from including our Roseburn category which have a live stream of the pitch, and our Executive range which include Club Lounge access.
As part of our launch, indulge in our ‘Opening Dinner, Bed and Breakfast Offer’ starting at just £150.00 based on two people sharing a room, with single occupancy from £125.00. This offer is valid for stays during February and March.*
To take advantage of this limited time offer and view our range of rooms available, simply click the link below to secure your reservation from Saturday 3rd February and be one of the first to stay.
If you wish to book accommodation on Saturday 2nd March for our current scheduled fixture against Celtic, please email [email protected] and we will be delighted to check availability.
We believe that your experience with us will be nothing short of extraordinary, filled with first-class amenities and a warm, inviting atmosphere.
We look forward to welcoming you as one of our first guests when we open our doors at Tynecastle Park Hotel.
Happy booking,
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—————-
Plaza Room
Our Plaza rooms are named after our Foundation Plaza and are located at the front of Tynecastle Park. These comfortable air-conditioned rooms are fitted with a super king bed, and can be reserved as a double or twin to suit your needs. These rooms are also equipped with a large TV, USB-C charging ports, and a space to work.
Super king bed or twin beds
Ensuite shower room
Bathrobe and slippers
High quality toiletries
GHD hairdryer - straighteners available on request
Tea, coffee, biscuits and fresh milk
Safe
Fridge
Iron and ironing board
Unlimited high speed WIFI
Air conditioning
55+ inch TV
Still and sparkling water replenished daily

Roseburn Room
Our Roseburn rooms are named after our Roseburn Stand and offer the unique experience of providing a live stream of either the Tynecastle Park pitch, or the Castle Skyline. These comfortable air-conditioned rooms are fitted with an Emperor sized bed and can be reserved as a double or twin to suit your needs. These rooms are also equipped with a large TV, USB-C charging ports, and a work space.
Emperor bed or twin
Ensuite shower room
Bathrobe and slippers
High quality toiletries
GHD hairdryer - straighteners available on request
Tea, coffee, biscuits and fresh milk
Safe
Fridge
Iron & ironing board
Unlimited high speed WIFI
Air conditioning
55+ inch television
Still and sparkling water replenished daily

Family Room
Our Family rooms comprise two adjacent rooms that share an interconnecting door, ideal for parents who want to bring the kids along but keep their own space. These comfortable air-conditioned rooms are fitted with an extra large emperor bed, and can be reserved as a double or twin to suit your needs. These rooms are also equipped with a large TV, USB-C charging ports, and a space to work.
Emperor bed or twin beds
Interconnecting door
Ensuite shower room
Bathrobe and slippers
High quality toiletries
GHD hairdryer - straighteners available on request
Tea, coffee, biscuits and fresh milk
Safe
Fridge
Iron and ironing board
Unlimited high speed WIFI
Air conditioning
55+ inch TV
Still and sparkling water replenished daily

Roseburn Executive
Our Executive rooms go all out on style and comfort. Our largest and most comfortable rooms are kitted out with a lounge area and a large TV. They come with Club Lounge access, allowing you to enjoy complimentary drinks and canapes whilst you sit back and watch some sport, read a book or do some work in peace. The comfortable air-conditioned room also comes with tea and coffee making facilities, fresh milk, a stocked mini-bar and snacks, with fresh still & sparkling water replenished daily. This room has one emperor bed or twin beds, depending on your preference. All of our rooms are equipped with a work space.
Emperor bed or twin beds
Air conditioning
55+ inch TV
Unlimited high speed WIFI
Ensuite shower room
Bathrobe and slippers
Sofa bed that sleeps two children or one adult
Stocked mini bar
High quality toiletries
Fridge
GHD Hairdryer - straighteners available on request
Tea, coffee, biscuits and fresh milk
Safe
Iron and ironing board
Still and sparkling water replenished daily[/

Plaza Executive
Our Executive rooms go all out on style and comfort. Our largest and most comfortable rooms are kitted out with a lounge area and a large TV. They come with Club Lounge access, allowing you to enjoy complimentary drinks and canapes whilst you sit back and watch some sport, read a book or do some work in peace. The comfortable air-conditioned room also comes with tea and coffee making facilities, fresh milk, a stocked mini-bar and snacks, with fresh still & sparkling water replenished daily. This room has one emperor bed or twin beds, depending on your preference. All of our rooms are equipped with a work space.
ROOM FEATURES
Emperor bed or twin beds
Air conditioning
55+ inch TV
Unlimited high speed WIFI
Ensuite shower room
Bathrobe and slippers
Sofa bed that sleeps two children or one adult
Stocked mini bar
High quality toiletries
Fridge
GHD Hairdryer - straighteners available on request
Tea, coffee, biscuits and fresh milk
Safe
Iron and ironing board
Still and sparkling water replenished daily

Holy **** the emperor bed is nearly as big as the pitch!

[Bostonhibby]

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Holy **** the emperor bed is nearly as big as the pitch!

Can they finally get the crowd up to 20k by using the "emperor" bed to it's full potential?



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[Aldo]

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Can they finally get the crowd up to 20k by using the "emperor" bed to it's full potential?



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You could be onto something there BH.