Hearts the banter years 23/24 season

**Steven79** · 18-07-2023 12:34 PM

Originally Posted by NAE NOOKIE

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Haven't. But the night we pumped them oot the cup 3 - 1 at ER on the way home I stopped at the garage in Newtongrange for a pish and there was Gary Locke with a pus on him that looked like he had forgotten to put on the Euromillions and his numbers had come up, when he saw my Hibs top I think he nearly burst into tears

That gave me a glorious mental picture

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**HUTCHYHIBBY** · 18-07-2023 01:07 PM

Originally Posted by NAE NOOKIE

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Haven't. But the night we pumped them oot the cup 3 - 1 at ER on the way home I stopped at the garage in Newtongrange for a pish and there was Gary Locke with a pus on him that looked like he had forgotten to put on the Euromillions and his numbers had come up, when he saw my Hibs top I think he nearly burst into tears

The garage had probably forgotten to order in his weekly supply of Pampers! 😊

**Jakhog1** · 18-07-2023 03:23 PM

Originally Posted by SteveHFC

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‘Can I shake your hand’ will always be my favourite.

Remember that wee creep following him around then proclaiming to everyone around him that he did indeed shake his hand, remember the boy that got the full on back tattoo of Romanov as well, mentals.

***Bridge hibs*** · 18-07-2023 04:05 PM

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Remember that wee creep following him around then proclaiming to everyone around him that he did indeed shake his hand, remember the boy that got the full on back tattoo of Romanov as well, mentals.

Was that the hearts dafty who bowed as he shook Vlads hand and repeatedly said Vlad Vlad, absolute ****ing boakfested red neck 🤣🤣

**Jakhog1** · 18-07-2023 04:11 PM

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Was that the hearts dafty who bowed as he shook Vlads hand and repeatedly said Vlad Vlad, absolute ****ing boakfested red neck 🤣🤣

Forgot about the boy bowing and he did indeed do that, at that point Romanov knew he was dealing with simpletons.

***Bridge hibs*** · 18-07-2023 04:48 PM

Originally Posted by Jakhog1

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Forgot about the boy bowing and he did indeed do that, at that point Romanov knew he was dealing with simpletons.

Romanov must have been pissing himself laughing at all the ****ing hearts dafties on the pitch, bowing, shaking his hands, chanting Vlad Vlad, getting daft tattoos and wearing silly ****ing furry hats. And that was after telling the dafties he was going to build a 25,000 seater main stand and bringing in pyjama man and rima with her golden sticks 🤣🤣

**Mick O'Rourke** · 18-07-2023 05:24 PM

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Forgot about the boy bowing and he did indeed do that, at that point Romanov knew he was dealing with simpletons.

He might have been a rich man,but Vlad was either eccentric or completely bonkers.
Former player,the Lithuanian Nerijus Barasa,one of the many FBK Kaunas imports,had this to say about the Mad Submariner.
Hope the jambo interlopers here read this and copy and paste on Sickback

https://www.footballscotland.co.uk/s...earts-26767377

***Kato*** · 18-07-2023 05:43 PM

Originally Posted by Mick O'Rourke

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He might have been a rich man,but Vlad was either eccentric or completely bonkers.

Only two options? What about bank fraudster, money launderer?

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**Mick O'Rourke** · 18-07-2023 06:03 PM

Originally Posted by Kato

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Only two options? What about bank fraudster, money launderer?

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I think even the sycophantic,like George Foulkes and the cultish followers of Vlad,knew that long before he fled to Moscow with the loot,topped up with lots of ST cash that jambos were still giving him,knowing the ba' wiz up the slates.
One of his underlings supposedly took all that cash in his luggage back to Vilnius or Moscow.

Wherever it was the Mad One was lying low.!

But employing a clairvoyant,on 3 grand a week,to do amongst other things,help with the team selection,was not so well known.

Baltic Bonkers !!

***Bostonhibby*** · 18-07-2023 06:14 PM

Originally Posted by Mick O'Rourke

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I think even the sycophantic,like George Foulkes and the cultish followers of Vlad,knew that long before he fled to Moscow with the loot,topped up with lots of ST cash that jambos were still giving him,knowing the ba' wiz up the slates.
One of his underlings took all that cash in his luggage back to Vilnius or Moscow.
Wherever it was the Mad One was lying low.

But employing a clairvoyant,on 3 grand a week,to do amongst other things,help with the team selection,was not so well known.

Baltic Bonkers !!

Didn't they also have some sort of clairvoyant fan who could see into the future as well?

I seem to recall that during their latest relegation season one seer predicted that they would just beat St. Mirren before the season closed and that would send St Mirren down and they would avoid the drop?

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**A Hi-Bee** · 18-07-2023 06:50 PM

Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha Hertz, **** em
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***Eyrie*** · 18-07-2023 06:54 PM

Originally Posted by Bostonhibby

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Didn't they also have some sort of clairvoyant fan who could see into the future as well?

I seem to recall that during their latest relegation season one seer predicted that they would just beat St. Mirren before the season closed and that would send St Mirren down and they would avoid the drop?

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Surely some mistake?

Given how vocal they were about the unfairness of relegating the worst team in the league, surely they were already calling for relegation to be scrapped before they jambottled it against St Mirren?

***Bostonhibby*** · 18-07-2023 06:57 PM

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Surely some mistake?

Given how vocal they were about the unfairness of relegating the worst team in the league, surely they were already calling for relegation to be scrapped before they jambottled it against St Mirren?

Maybe I'm getting confused with their legal eagle who said they were going to get their latest relegation reversed and take the SPFL for millions through the courts. Even had champagne (or was it pomagne?) on ice.

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***Eyrie*** · 18-07-2023 07:00 PM

Originally Posted by Bostonhibby

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Maybe I'm getting confused with their legal eagle who said they were going to get their latest relegation reversed and take the SPFL for millions through the courts. Even had champagne (or was it pomagne?) on ice.

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Good memories

***linlithgowhibbie*** · 18-07-2023 08:08 PM

Originally Posted by Bostonhibby

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Maybe I'm getting confused with their legal eagle who said they were going to get their latest relegation reversed and take the SPFL for millions through the courts. Even had champagne (or was it pomagne?) on ice.

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Pomagne!!!! Now that brings back memories. Used to mix it with cider for best results

**gbhibby** · 18-07-2023 08:16 PM

Originally Posted by Bostonhibby

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Didn't they also have some sort of clairvoyant fan who could see into the future as well?

I seem to recall that during their latest relegation season one seer predicted that they would just beat St. Mirren before the season closed and that would send St Mirren down and they would avoid the drop?

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https://images.app.goo.gl/841WBgXXYjhgnE969

We should have signed this guy, likes a goal against Hertz.

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***Bostonhibby*** · 18-07-2023 08:17 PM

Originally Posted by linlithgowhibbie

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Pomagne!!!! Now that brings back memories. Used to mix it with cider for best results

Yep, fair gets the hard pigeon turds off the bonnet of the Rover

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***Kato*** · 18-07-2023 08:32 PM

Originally Posted by Mick O'Rourke

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I think even the sycophantic,like George Foulkes and the cultish followers of Vlad,knew that long before he fled to Moscow with the loot,topped up with lots of ST cash that jambos were still giving him,knowing the ba' wiz up the slates.
One of his underlings supposedly took all that cash in his luggage back to Vilnius or Moscow.

Wherever it was the Mad One was lying low.!

But employing a clairvoyant,on 3 grand a week,to do amongst other things,help with the team selection,was not so well known.

Baltic Bonkers !!

That patter is part of the grift, Mick. While he's acting the clown no one is asking the relevant questions. Media in Scotland were happy to be part of the circus.

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**Mick O'Rourke** · 18-07-2023 08:47 PM

Originally Posted by Kato

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That patter is part of the grift, Mick. While he's acting the clown no one is asking the relevant questions. Media in Scotland were happy to be part of the circus.

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Aye, A bit like the USA with the indicted lunatic/grifter they have on the loose.
MSM over there are mostly giving that dangerous nut a free pass.

**ErinGoBraghHFC** · 18-07-2023 10:28 PM

Originally Posted by StevesFamau5

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Talking of Hearts banter... Anyone ever had the pleasure of meeting or speaking to Allan Preston?

He's a absolute narcissistic bitter fud. Honestly I've never heard from such a cock of a man before. Genuinely hate him.

Guys a ****in weapon, medals was sound when I met him to be fair, I was a bairn at a show racism the red card event with school though so he was hardly gonna call me a fenian spoon burning hobo peg seller

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***Aldo*** · 19-07-2023 08:34 AM

My Jambo chums reckons we are stick on for bottom 6 after our latest signing. League 2 pish was what he said.

I pointed out they were signing another Aussie with about 20 games under his belt. He said they’ve learnt their lesson and beaten EPL teams to his signature. I asked who and didn’t get a response!

***Bostonhibby*** · 19-07-2023 08:42 AM

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My Jambo chums reckons we are stick on for bottom 6 after our latest signing. League 2 pish was what he said.

I pointed out they were signing another Aussie with about 20 games under his belt. He said they’ve learnt their lesson and beaten EPL teams to his signature. I asked who and didn’t get a response!

But surely you have heard that he is the best Aussie no one down Gorgie way had even heard of, with about 20 games under his belt in the world?

They wouldn't be making this budget sounding signing otherwise.

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***Aldo*** · 19-07-2023 08:43 AM

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But surely you have heard that he is the best Aussie 20 year old with about 20 games under his belt in the world?

They wouldn't be making this budget sounding signing otherwise.

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Silly me BH. Of course he is. Everything they do is just amazing

***Bostonhibby*** · 19-07-2023 08:44 AM

Originally Posted by Aldo

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Silly me BH. Of course he is. Everything they do is just amazing

You're too quick on the draw Aldo, I was still typing

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***Aldo*** · 19-07-2023 08:44 AM

Originally Posted by Bostonhibby

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You're too quick on the draw Aldo, I was still typing

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***sleeping giant*** · 19-07-2023 08:55 AM

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Talking of Hearts banter... Anyone ever had the pleasure of meeting or speaking to Allan Preston?

He's a absolute narcissistic bitter fud. Honestly I've never heard from such a cock of a man before. Genuinely hate him.

I blew his electrics out when installing Cable TV in his flat in Leith. He was having folk round that night too haha.
To be fair to him , he was absolutely sound. Had a good laugh and chat about football.

**Since452** · 19-07-2023 08:56 AM

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My Jambo chums reckons we are stick on for bottom 6 after our latest signing. League 2 pish was what he said.

I pointed out they were signing another Aussie with about 20 games under his belt. He said they’ve learnt their lesson and beaten EPL teams to his signature. I asked who and didn’t get a response!

Ah that old chestnut. Who was the other player they claimed to have beaten Tottenham Hotspur etc to? Sean Clare maybe?

**PatHead** · 19-07-2023 08:58 AM

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Ah that old chestnut. Who was the other player they claimed to have beaten Tottenham Hotspur etc to? Sean Clare maybe?

And don't forget the superstar they got on loan after the world cup from Newcastle that teams throughout the world wanted.

**Neil4Hibs** · 19-07-2023 09:00 AM

Not sure if this has been mentioned before. From the FourFourTwo Season preview the Hearts fud featured (Jamie Devlin) is asked "The opposition player you would most love to have here?" Answer "midfielder Dylan Levitt from recently relegated Dundee United. The boy is one hell of a talent"