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    My Dad was a sailor. I remember him telling me that more sailors drowned on their own vomit after a night out than actually drowned at sea.

    Never quite got to the bottom of whether that is truth or a salty sea story.
    Was it perhaps part of a wider strategy by your dad to warn you off the amber nectar?


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    Quote Originally Posted by lapsedhibee View Post
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    Think crocodiles are fresh water, so you're not getting that one. Even including the death by vomit after a night out, I don't think we're past ten yet, so still 90 or so to go.
    Dehydration?

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    Think crocodiles are fresh water, so you're not getting that one. Even including the death by vomit after a night out, I don't think we're past ten yet, so still 90 or so to go.
    Saltwater crocodile? They admittedly don't live in the ocean as need to be near land but they can swim in it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lapsedhibee View Post
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    Think crocodiles are fresh water, so you're not getting that one. Even including the death by vomit after a night out, I don't think we're past ten yet, so still 90 or so to go.
    How many life threatening viruses, chemicals and bacteria are our water companies, along with others, dumping into the seas?

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    Dehydration?
    Ok 'marooned' in one way or another.

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    Saltwater crocodile? They admittedly don't live in the ocean as need to be near land but they can swim in it.
    Ok. Saltwater crocodiles who've lost their way, sharks, things that have killed Steve Irwin at one time or another, being swallowed by a whale = 'sea monsters'

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    How many life threatening viruses, chemicals and bacteria are our water companies, along with others, dumping into the seas?
    I don't know but even if you can name them all that's only counting as one thing, 'invisible sea monsters'.

    Still eighty-odd to go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lapsedhibee View Post
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    Ok 'marooned' in one way or another.


    Ok. Saltwater crocodiles who've lost their way, sharks, things that have killed Steve Irwin at one time or another, being swallowed by a whale = 'sea monsters'


    I don't know but even if you can name them all that's only counting as one thing, 'invisible sea monsters'.

    Still eighty-odd to go.
    fair point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lapsedhibee View Post
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    Think crocodiles are fresh water, so you're not getting that one. Even including the death by vomit after a night out, I don't think we're past ten yet, so still 90 or so to go.
    I think you're taking this a bit literally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lapsedhibee View Post
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    Ok 'marooned' in one way or another.


    Ok. Saltwater crocodiles who've lost their way, sharks, things that have killed Steve Irwin at one time or another, being swallowed by a whale = 'sea monsters'


    I don't know but even if you can name them all that's only counting as one thing, 'invisible sea monsters'.

    Still eighty-odd to go.
    I admire the truly pedantic way you're not letting this go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lapsedhibee View Post
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    Ok 'marooned' in one way or another.


    Ok. Saltwater crocodiles who've lost their way, sharks, things that have killed Steve Irwin at one time or another, being swallowed by a whale = 'sea monsters'


    I don't know but even if you can name them all that's only counting as one thing, 'invisible sea monsters'.

    Still eighty-odd to go.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Since90+2 View Post
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    I think you're taking this a bit literally.
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    I admire the truly pedantic way you're not letting this go.
    Old Sailors, like Old Etonians, should be held to account if they make exaggerated claims. Otherwise we're at the thin end of a slippery slope to a post-truth society.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lapsedhibee View Post
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    Think crocodiles are fresh water, so you're not getting that one. Even including the death by vomit after a night out, I don't think we're past ten yet, so still 90 or so to go.
    The most dangerous crocodiles are seawater crocs. They're certainly the biggest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibrandenburg View Post
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    The most dangerous crocodiles are seawater crocs. They're certainly the biggest.
    Yep salties are defo the most aggressive.

    You don't want to be anywhere near them.
    Cougars!!!

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    Yep salties are defo the most aggressive.

    You don't want to be anywhere near them.
    It's why Newhaven fishwives used to carry their husbands out to the boats, so the menfolk didn't get bitten.

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    Not to be too graphic

    Catastrophic Implosion of a submersible explained:

    When a submarine hull collapses, it moves inward at about 1,500 miles per hour - that’s 2,200 feet per second.

    The time required for complete collapse is 20 / 2,200 seconds = about 1 millisecond.

    A human brain responds instinctually to stimulus at about 25 milliseconds. Human rational response (sense→reason→act) is at best 150 milliseconds.

    The air inside a sub has a fairly high concentration of hydrocarbon vapors.

    When the hull collapses it behaves like a very large piston on a very large Diesel engine.

    The air auto-ignites and an explosion follows the initial rapid implosion. Large blobs of fat (that would be humans) incinerate and are turned to ash and dust quicker than you can blink your eye.

    Yikes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Callum_62 View Post
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    Not to be too graphic

    Catastrophic Implosion of a submersible explained:

    When a submarine hull collapses, it moves inward at about 1,500 miles per hour - that’s 2,200 feet per second.

    The time required for complete collapse is 20 / 2,200 seconds = about 1 millisecond.

    A human brain responds instinctually to stimulus at about 25 milliseconds. Human rational response (sense→reason→act) is at best 150 milliseconds.

    The air inside a sub has a fairly high concentration of hydrocarbon vapors.

    When the hull collapses it behaves like a very large piston on a very large Diesel engine.

    The air auto-ignites and an explosion follows the initial rapid implosion. Large blobs of fat (that would be humans) incinerate and are turned to ash and dust quicker than you can blink your eye.

    Yikes.

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    That’s pretty horrific but at least they would have known nothing about it.

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    The point seems pretty inarguable, doesn't it? I would hope the vast majority of people would agree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Callum_62 View Post
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    Not to be too graphic

    Catastrophic Implosion of a submersible explained:

    When a submarine hull collapses, it moves inward at about 1,500 miles per hour - that’s 2,200 feet per second.

    The time required for complete collapse is 20 / 2,200 seconds = about 1 millisecond.

    A human brain responds instinctually to stimulus at about 25 milliseconds. Human rational response (sense→reason→act) is at best 150 milliseconds.

    The air inside a sub has a fairly high concentration of hydrocarbon vapors.

    When the hull collapses it behaves like a very large piston on a very large Diesel engine.

    The air auto-ignites and an explosion follows the initial rapid implosion. Large blobs of fat (that would be humans) incinerate and are turned to ash and dust quicker than you can blink your eye.

    Yikes.

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    At least they didn't know anything about it, which has to be better than slowly running out of oxygen.

    What about permission for that death-trap to be near the titanic, and did it have safety certificates? It sounds like it was a tragedy waiting to happen, completely unsuitable to be down there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Callum_62 View Post
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    Not to be too graphic

    Catastrophic Implosion of a submersible explained:

    When a submarine hull collapses, it moves inward at about 1,500 miles per hour - that’s 2,200 feet per second.

    The time required for complete collapse is 20 / 2,200 seconds = about 1 millisecond.

    A human brain responds instinctually to stimulus at about 25 milliseconds. Human rational response (sense→reason→act) is at best 150 milliseconds.

    The air inside a sub has a fairly high concentration of hydrocarbon vapors.

    When the hull collapses it behaves like a very large piston on a very large Diesel engine.

    The air auto-ignites and an explosion follows the initial rapid implosion. Large blobs of fat (that would be humans) incinerate and are turned to ash and dust quicker than you can blink your eye.

    Yikes.

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    That sounds terrifying, but mercifully and thankfully quick.




    [Also ... whirlpools...]
    [And the Bermuda Triangle, if we're getting into mythical options.]

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    Quote Originally Posted by s.a.m View Post
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    [Also ... whirlpools...]
    That's just drowning again

    [And the Bermuda Triangle.]
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    Quote Originally Posted by lapsedhibee View Post
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    That's just drowning again


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    Have we had killed by pirates?

    Swalled by a Whale?
    Mon the Hibs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by danhibees1875 View Post
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    Have we had killed by pirates?

    Swalled by a Whale?
    Becalming.

    Scurvy.

    Walking the plank and hitting the plank on the way down, sustaining a fatal head wound.
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    Such a very sad outcome, especially the young man of 19 years who had most of his life ahead of him.

    Without trivialising the subject and with respects to the gentleman on the thread who is an ex-mariner and indeed my own father who was a Merchant Seaman, there are so very many ways. A quick think and a browse gave me the below. I think the seafarers make a good point.

    My dad would have added German torpedos, which he somehow miraculously managed to survive.

    Electrocution - electricity passes through salt water way quicker than fresh water. Particularly dangerous in the presence of lightning bolts

    Capsizing

    Sand bars

    Icebergs (ahem)

    Being hit by other boats

    The bends (decompression sickness)

    Getting lost at sea

    Dehydration

    Diving accidents (powerful currents/stuck in a cave etc.)

    There are numerous boats every year that explode

    Trawler accident

    Tsunamis

    Toxic algae

    Riptides

    Debris in the sea

    Sand holes

    Injuries from coral

    Polluted water

    Failure of equipment

    Starvation
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    Quote Originally Posted by lapsedhibee View Post
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    Think crocodiles are fresh water, so you're not getting that one. Even including the death by vomit after a night out, I don't think we're past ten yet, so still 90 or so to go.
    Crocodylus porosus,

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    Having a really scary daydream on a lilo and suffering a massive coronary.

    The box jellyfish is an absolute c***.

    Those things that looks like rocks but kill you if you stand on them.

    Being eaten by the lion in the Life of Pi. Or was it a tiger? (It was.)

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    The background to this sorry story seems to be unravelling quickly and publicly.

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    Talking about jellyfish reminds me of a time I heard a lad shout to his dad he'd been stung by a jellyfish on a beach in Majorca.

    His dad responded by saying "just pit a doakin leaf oan it".

    Have a guess what football top the dad was wearing.

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    I've been around a long time and whilst he doesn't tick all my socialist boxes he is the best human being ever to take up politics in my life time.

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