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[Alan62]

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Clearly - this is why they are "in as good a financial position as they ever have been".

Their sugar daddy will - as he and FoH have done already - cover any executive overspend, whether that is on buildings or players.

Despite being fan owned, their finances are not in any way dictated by the FoH members - and we better get used to it, as they can now comfortably outspend everyone else in the div except Huns and Celtic.

I'm not sure I'd agree with this. Surely their finances are inextricably linked to three sources: regular income (including transfer fee gains); FoH donations and; non-FoH donations (currently James Anderson). Assuming regular income is relatively stable, FoH donations make up a sizeable chunk of their income. Sugar Daddy contributions are also not guaranteed. While Mr Anderson has a lot of money, there's no guarantee that he will continue to support it at the current level - particularly if he ends up on the wrong side of the next global financial crisis.

[Iain G]

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A Blazorial Heirarchy, now I like the sound of that and your categorisation suggestion fits the bill perfectly. It certainly sounds like a natural progression for them. Come to think of it, as the Blazer will be worn pretty much most days at some point to make sure that the world knows of the individual's importance to the bigliest fan-owned club in all of the world, perhaps there could be a range - maybe a 1-5 edition with a special golden lining, a Remembrance Day version in black with a reinforced band on the left-hand chest for grandad's WW1 medals and maybe a limited edition that's reserved for members of the toon council. Add in an 'away' blazer for trips to other grounds and a light summer edition for the holidays to Blackpool and I think we've got a sustainable business going here.

Yes a slightly rusty pink hue on the light weight summer blazer that can be worn on summer pilgrimages to the Plaza Gorgio to the famous Piazza del Budgi and sitting out in a deckchair admiring the curtain walling and the perfect recreation of 1970's architecture, taking them back to the halycon summers before Albert Kidd happened...the blazer comes with an oversized pocket to keep the maroon knotted handkerchief for putting on ones jambo bonce to keep the midday Gorgie sun from burning ones pate.

Am also suggesting a small battery powered pocket fan that twirls a miniature scarf around to keep one cool on such days....

[Alan62]

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Yes a slightly rusty pink hue on the light weight summer blazer that can be worn on summer pilgrimages to the Plaza Gorgio to the famous Piazza del Budgi and sitting out in a deckchair admiring the curtain walling and the perfect recreation of 1970's architecture, taking them back to the halycon summers before Albert Kidd happened...the blazer comes with an oversized pocket to keep the maroon knotted handkerchief for putting on ones jambo bonce to keep the midday Gorgie sun from burning ones pate.

Am also suggesting a small battery powered pocket fan that twirls a miniature scarf around to keep one cool on such days....

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[Iain G]

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Though please note that none of our JamboWearTM Blazers come with button holes for Poppies....

[Bostonhibby]

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Yes a slightly rusty pink hue on the light weight summer blazer that can be worn on summer pilgrimages to the Plaza Gorgio to the famous Piazza del Budgi and sitting out in a deckchair admiring the curtain walling and the perfect recreation of 1970's architecture, taking them back to the halycon summers before Albert Kidd happened...the blazer comes with an oversized pocket to keep the maroon knotted handkerchief for putting on ones jambo bonce to keep the midday Gorgie sun from burning ones pate.

Am also suggesting a small battery powered pocket fan that twirls a miniature scarf around to keep one cool on such days....

Will there be a trade marked Anne Budge writing implement transportation and storage facility on the blazer?

You and I would know it as a pocket for all the biros.

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[Alan62]

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Will there be a trade marked Anne Budge writing implement transportation and storage facility on the blazer?

You and I would know it as a pocket for all the biros.

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Essential. As are the twin vents at the back to accommodate the substantial hind quarters and, perhaps, optional brading along the collar to denote importance in the ranks of ownership of the bigliest fan-owned club in the footballing universe.


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[Iain G]

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Will there be a trade marked Anne Budge writing implement transportation and storage facility on the blazer?

You and I would know it as a pocket for all the biros.

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Her blazer also comes with a special co-ordinated purse for all the Giro's she is going to cash in that she has received from the 400,000 supporters, its made out of finest silk but somehow looks like a sow's ear...

[Antifa Hibs]

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Seems very strange. Why would a fitba club run a cricket pavillion cafe/bar 2 miles away. A gift to them from someone?

[hibbyfraelibby]

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Seems very strange. Why would a fitba club run a cricket pavillion cafe/bar 2 miles away. A gift to them from someone?

You can actually see the castle from there...

[Billy Whizz]

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Seems very strange. Why would a fitba club run a cricket pavillion cafe/bar 2 miles away. A gift to them from someone?

Think they do in-house catering, so probably just an outside job for the Company

[Waxy]

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Seems very strange. Why would a fitba club run a cricket pavillion cafe/bar 2 miles away. A gift to them from someone?

Very strange that chips wont be served.

[007]

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Seems very strange. Why would a fitba club run a cricket pavillion cafe/bar 2 miles away. A gift to them from someone?

The Myreside Pavillion is part of their external catering portfolio, it says.

[CentreLine]

Used to be the private club for George Watson’s School plus changing facilities etc. Got to assume it still is but that they have engaged the people from Tynecastle to run it. Like a franchise I suppose. Only guessing but I did see recently that some awards organisation has decide the Tynecastle (almost) castle view restaurant is one of the top places to eat in Edinburgh.
Not sure if “top” is a reference to quality or height mind you

[Bostonhibby]

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Seems very strange. Why would a fitba club run a cricket pavillion cafe/bar 2 miles away. A gift to them from someone?

Does it involve the chance to wear additional blazers? Perhaps a badge or extra pens in the jacket pocket?



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[Hibees1973]

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I see the Ukio Bankas trial will be starting . Hope some juicy details of dirty money flowing The Gorgie laundrette are brought out in court .

What a stinking club. They were already £25m in debt before this criminal took them over, all with the approval of Mr George Foulkes yet another dodgy character. However, even both of them are in the shade compared to the most notorious of yams, Mr A Salmond.

It's never forgotten that this £25m debt was accumulated during their Scottish Cup 'win' in 1998. The debt spiralled out of control even further under Romanov, conservative assumptions are around £70m, which could be highlighted during this trial. Under Romanov another 2 Scottish Cups were 'won'.

So, to sum up they bought players they could not afford and pay and won 3 cups during this period.

In my eyes this lot have not won anything legitimately in over 50 years.

As I said. What a stinking club.

[PatHead]

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Seems very strange. Why would a fitba club run a cricket pavillion cafe/bar 2 miles away. A gift to them from someone?

Think that they also do the catering at Turnhouse Golf Club.

[NC1875]

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Seems very strange. Why would a fitba club run a cricket pavillion cafe/bar 2 miles away. A gift to them from someone?

Responsible for float, cashing up and the safe….

They’ve got previous

[Gmack7]

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Think that they also do the catering at Turnhouse Golf Club.

They used to but stopped a few weeks before Xmas, not entirely sure why

[The 90+2]

What happened to Peevmor?

[WhileTheChief..]

Ha, was about to post the same after seeing his name here.

Caused one too many argument on a match day thread would be my guess

Only kidding, if you’re looking in, hope to see you back.

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Seems very strange. Why would a fitba club run a cricket pavillion cafe/bar 2 miles away. A gift to them from someone?

Watsonians play in maroon strips too,

[cocteautwin]

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What a stinking club. They were already £25m in debt before this criminal took them over, all with the approval of Mr George Foulkes yet another dodgy character. However, even both of them are in the shade compared to the most notorious of yams, Mr A Salmond.

It's never forgotten that this £25m debt was accumulated during their Scottish Cup 'win' in 1998. The debt spiralled out of control even further under Romanov, conservative assumptions are around £70m, which could be highlighted during this trial. Under Romanov another 2 Scottish Cups were 'won'.

So, to sum up they bought players they could not afford and pay and won 3 cups during this period.

In my eyes this lot have not won anything legitimately in over 50 years.

As I said. What a stinking club.

So about £30m per cup? The current ownership have fired through over £30m of extra cash since they came out of Admin and have zero cups to show for it so far.

[blackpoolhibs]

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So about £30m per cup? The current ownership have fired through over £30m of extra cash since they came out of Admin and have zero cups to show for it so far.

You do them a disservice, they managed to achieve a tremendous demotion a couple of years ago, in fact you never stop hearing them go on about it to this day.

[Aldo]

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So about £30m per cup? The current ownership have fired through over £30m of extra cash since they came out of Admin and have zero cups to show for it so far.

Aye that’s because they’ve wasted £24 million of that trying to build a stand with Castle views, working escalator and restricted views!


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[Smartie]

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Think that they also do the catering at Turnhouse Golf Club.

I didn’t realise it was Hearts who did both - I just thought it was the same guy who did Turnhouse and Hearts as separate ventures.

Could be wrong though.

He’s my mate’s brother in law.

[cocteautwin]

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You do them a disservice, they managed to achieve a tremendous demotion a couple of years ago, in fact you never stop hearing them go on about it to this day.

That Demotion to the championship. James Anderson must be proud of what his £25m helped achieve.


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[FilipinoHibs]

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That Demotion to the championship. James Anderson must be proud of what his £25m helped achieve.


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Benny is retiring this April from Baillie Gifford. A very wealthy man but no more annual salaries or bonuses. His Scottish Mortgage Investment Trust is down nearly 25% from its peak as tech stocks come under pressure from higher interest rates in the USA. His finite pot of money is getting smaller which must make him more discerning about his hand outs to Hearts

[tamig]

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Benny is retiring this April from Baillie Gifford. A very wealthy man but no more annual salaries or bonuses. His Scottish Mortgage Investment Trust is down nearly 25% from its peak as tech stocks come under pressure from higher interest rates in the USA. His finite pot of money is getting smaller which must make him more discerning about his hand outs to Hearts

You spin me right round baby ……

[cocteautwin]

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Benny is retiring this April from Baillie Gifford. A very wealthy man but no more annual salaries or bonuses. His Scottish Mortgage Investment Trust is down nearly 25% from its peak as tech stocks come under pressure from higher interest rates in the USA. His finite pot of money is getting smaller which must make him more discerning about his hand outs to Hearts

It was stated 2 years ago by HMFC that Anderson had pledged to provide support for 5 years so there’s probably still 2 more seasons after this one where he sends £4-5m to the club. It’s seems like pocket change to him but it does mean that until season 2024/25, at least, HMFC will be the third best funded club in Scotland by quite some margin. Will be interesting to see what happens after 24/25 especially if the funding falls away.

[007]

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It was stated 2 years ago by HMFC that Anderson had pledged to provide support for 5 years so there’s probably still 2 more seasons after this one where he sends £4-5m to the club. It’s seems like pocket change to him but it does mean that until season 2024/25, at least, HMFC will be the third best funded club in Scotland by quite some margin. Will be interesting to see what happens after 24/25 especially if the funding falls away.

3rd best funded but biggest underachievers.