How many Freudian psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two.
One to change the lightbulb and one to hold the p*nis, I mean ladder.
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31-08-2021 09:18 AM #961@hibs.net private member
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02-09-2021 09:42 AM #962@hibs.net private member
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a hotel'
He said, 'Can I examine you'?
I said, 'Be my guest'
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Glass coffins, will they be popular? Remains to be seen.
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The inventor of the anagram is dead.
May he erect a *****.
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I don't mind doing cryptic crosswords but the clues are usually a bit more obvious 😉 however I think the answer begins with a C.
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10-09-2021 08:16 AM #966@hibs.net private member
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The swear filter stomped all over the punchline. Originally Posted by Moulin Yarns
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Anatomical name for a dick (5 letters).
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Has anyone had Kentucky Freud Chicken?
It's motherf***in' good.
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10-09-2021 12:38 PM #968@hibs.net private member
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Originally Posted by CropleyWasGod
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This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show QuoteThe swear filter stomped all over the punchline.
Anatomical name for a dick (5 letters).
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Took me far too long to work it out. Originally Posted by Future17
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10-09-2021 01:11 PM #970@hibs.net private member
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I'm here all week if anyone else needs more time 😆 Originally Posted by grunt
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11-09-2021 08:24 AM #971@hibs.net private member
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CWG, as one accountant to another, let me just say you're a debit to our profession.
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15-09-2021 04:13 PM #972Private Members Prediction League Winner
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It's been a strange kind of day. First I found a hat full of money and then I was chased by an angry man threatening to clobber me with a saxophone.
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Just bought a wig for £2.
It was a small price toupeè
Do you think your security can keep you in purity, you will not shake us off above or below. Scottish friction, Scottish fiction
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08-10-2021 07:17 PM #974Private Members Prediction League Winner
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Q. How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
A. Put it in the microwave until its bill withers.
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What's ET short for.
Because he has wee legs.
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I could tell you dummies that abstemious is the most commonly used word in the English language with all 5 vowels in order, but that would be facetious.
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16-10-2021 10:03 AM #977Ultimate Slaver
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Not an actual joke but I overheard a couple in the supermarket have the following conversation in the drinks aisle in Asda...
Girl: "Is that still water?"
Guy: "Well unless Jesus has been here recently, it probably is"
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I used to suffer from premature ejaculation but I was too shy and embarrassed to do anything about.
I eventually worked up the courage to go to the doctor, showed her my ***** and said "I'm worried I might be premature."
She said "You certainly are. I'm the receptionist"!
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Why did the Beatles split up?
Paul drank a Red Bull.
Do you think your security can keep you in purity, you will not shake us off above or below. Scottish friction, Scottish fiction
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02-11-2021 09:43 PM #980Testimonial Due
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Only the band the beatles could have been! Originally Posted by Northernhibee
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03-11-2021 10:39 AM #981@hibs.net private member
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Very good 👍 Originally Posted by Northernhibee
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My boy was born in my motor on the way to hospital. I hope he likes being called Carson.
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04-11-2021 01:39 PM #983Ultimate Slaver
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I went to watch a UB40 tribute band last night, called WD40.
They were a bit rough at first but really got into their rhythm after a while.
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04-11-2021 02:56 PM #984Testimonial Due
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New record for me, 2 days to get it. Originally Posted by Northernhibee
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04-11-2021 03:33 PM #985@hibs.net private member
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Still trying to work it out..... Originally Posted by Killiehibbie
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04-11-2021 03:41 PM #986Testimonial Due
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Another 2 days and I'll tell you. Originally Posted by alhibby
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04-11-2021 04:12 PM #987@hibs.net private member
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I think, if you don't get it right away then, it's either not worth the effort or isn't even a joke. 😉 Originally Posted by Killiehibbie
This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show QuoteThere is no such thing as too much yarn, just not enough time.
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You can work it out, and get it straight, or say goodnight. Originally Posted by alhibby
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Won't you listen to what the man said?
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04-11-2021 04:24 PM #989Testimonial Due
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Mull(of Kintyre) it over a bit longer. Originally Posted by Moulin Yarns
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The ones which take a while for the penny to drop are often great, imo. Originally Posted by Moulin Yarns
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Some are definitely hopeless, but that's true of any type of joke.
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