The generic Hearts thread

[RoYO!]

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I saw a thing on twitter the other day about a student that had done an (original) categorisation of conspiracy theories.

It started at the bottom of the pyramid with things that actually were real, like MK ultra and cointelpro

Then it was things people have legitimate questions about. Epstein, area 51 etc..

Next is the harmless conspiracies like Bigfoot, Nessie, crop circles and things of that ilk.

Then things that can actually be harmful to a person and society like anti vaxxers, flat earth, chemtrails, birds aren't real (yes, seriously, on no account Google this)

The last category was called the "anti Semitic point of no return" including things like 5g harm, Qanon, subliminal messages, new world order sort of stuff.

Allegorically, this is Hearts. They are so convinced that they were "voted out" as an act of spite that they cannot accept the reality,
that they were total pish all season and bottom of league and that ending things as they were was the only realistic, sensible and pragmatic solution.

Now they're beyond the point of reason, they want other clubs to fold, think Lawwell/ Petrie/ Dempster are controlling Scottish football to their detriment and are willing to distort reality to maintain the delusion.

Tbh, this model sort of explains the rangers since 2012 as well.

Anyway, my point is, there is no point trying to reason with them or even worry about what they're saying.

They are the Scottish football equivalent of a guy running around with a tin foil hat screaming "jet fuel can't melt steel" in people's faces.


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This should really have a new thread:

This is how it feels (to be a jambo)

Haha, excellent post

[Wilson]

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This should really have a new thread:

This is how it feels (to be a jambo)

Haha, excellent post

Glad I'm a hibs fan. There's nothing else I'd want to be on this flat, birdless earth.

[mjhibby]

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Yes I noticed that when I was having a wee look over there. My first reaction was that he was a Hibby on the wind up but, as nobody seems to be at his throat, I assume he’s just a Jambo with a bit of perspective. A rare breed.

A very rare breed indeed. I notice none of them have an answer to cutting youngsters pay and then paying Utd compensation and Craig Gordon his salary which I’m sure is over 2 grand. These are extraordinary times but only the jambos have behaved impeccably. Gees piece for heaven sake. Utterly deluded most of them. Bitter mini huns.

[Since452]

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I remember when Calum Paterson signed for Cardiff City he negotiated that Hearts would receive a 15% sell on fee, which Jambos reckoned would be worth a fortune when he was sold on for £20 million.

He has joined Sheffield Wednesday for £500k which will net Hearts a whopping £75k. That’s cover Naismith’s wages for about 2 months.

I actually think he’s a decent player, had quite a few injuries.

Got to admit I thought he was going to net them a fortune in future sell ons. Very unlucky with injuries.

[EI255]

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See Dundee have loaned a striker from Celtic. Convenient

They've assembled a side to put up a decent challenge this season actually

Like every other season, I think Dundee will be rubbish.

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[theonlywayisup]

I'm confused, all the top Scottish teams seem to have played at least eight or nine games already, yet the Gorgie Superstars haven't played a game yet. What's happening?

[Fanforlife]

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Great Post. Sums up the Jambos very well.

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🤣 one of the spangles overby claiming that Lewis Stevenson was selected for a Scotland Squad due to an old pals act by Mcleish, Know the wee man is getting on in years but ffs Mcleish left about 5 years before Lewis made his debut for us.🤣🤣

[Bostonhibby]

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I'm reading that thread and there's someone going on about being "voted out". What were they voted out of?

Extras in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest?

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[Bostonhibby]

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I'm confused, all the top Scottish teams seem to have played at least eight or nine games already, yet the Gorgie Superstars haven't played a game yet. What's happening?

You've not been paying attention. They've played Partick Thistle 27 times. Unmissable as Tom English has been doing 24 hour detailed analysis for the last 3 weeks.

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[HoboHarry]

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🤣 one of the spangles overby claiming that Lewis Stevenson was selected for a Scotland Squad due to an old pals act by Mcleish, Know the wee man is getting on in years but ffs Mcleish left about 5 years before Lewis made his debut for us.🤣🤣

Am I missing something? Think McLeish was in his second spell when wee Lewis was capped no?

[Iggy Pope]

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Am I missing something? Think McLeish was in his second spell when wee Lewis was capped no?

McLeish had been gone from Hibs years by the time Lewis came about. You’re missing something.

[The 90+2]

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Am I missing something? Think McLeish was in his second spell when wee Lewis was capped no?

Some plum not realising he wasn’t Hibs manager when Lewis came through or at any time of his club career.

Meanwhile Levein gave caps to Gary Kenneth and Ian Black.

[HoboHarry]

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McLeish had been gone from Hibs years by the time Lewis came about. You’re missing something.

Fair enough, I misunderstood......

[Iggy Pope]

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Fair enough, I misunderstood......

Easy done, not digging you out at all my friend. Wanna buy a badge? You’d be the first worldie....

[Col2]

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Some plum not realising he wasn’t Hibs manager when Lewis came through or at any time of his club career.

Meanwhile Levein gave caps to Gary Kenneth and Ian Black.

I remember loser Levein substituting Black on for Scotland in a friendly at Easter Road clearly looking for the headlines that the booing would cause. Then couldn’t wait to talk about it afterwards.

Ian Black was the pricks prick. Levein was and still is the the ultimate king prick.

[RitchieHibs]

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I remember loser Levein substituting Black on for Scotland in a friendly at Easter Road clearly looking for the headlines that the booing would cause. Then couldn’t wait to talk about it afterwards.

Ian Black was the pricks prick. Levein was and still is the the ultimate king prick.

Neither of these two clowns should have been anywhere near the international set up.

[berwickhibee]

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Neither of these two clowns should have been anywhere near the international set up.

Aah the great Ian black, now strutting his stuff at dunbar utd.

[Fanforlife]

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Fair enough, I misunderstood......

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[Since452]

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Neither of these two clowns should have been anywhere near the international set up.

Ian Black getting a cap is the biggest piss take in Scottish football history

[Eyrie]

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Ian Black getting a cap is the biggest piss take in Scottish football history

In addition to not being good enough, he was also playing in the bottom division at the time.

[Since452]

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In addition to not being good enough, he was also playing in the bottom division at the time.

Yup. Total shambles.

[Iain G]

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I saw a thing on twitter the other day about a student that had done an (original) categorisation of conspiracy theories.

It started at the bottom of the pyramid with things that actually were real, like MK ultra and cointelpro

Then it was things people have legitimate questions about. Epstein, area 51 etc..

Next is the harmless conspiracies like Bigfoot, Nessie, crop circles and things of that ilk.

Then things that can actually be harmful to a person and society like anti vaxxers, flat earth, chemtrails, birds aren't real (yes, seriously, on no account Google this)

The last category was called the "anti Semitic point of no return" including things like 5g harm, Qanon, subliminal messages, new world order sort of stuff.

Allegorically, this is Hearts. They are so convinced that they were "voted out" as an act of spite that they cannot accept the reality,
that they were total pish all season and bottom of league and that ending things as they were was the only realistic, sensible and pragmatic solution.

Now they're beyond the point of reason, they want other clubs to fold, think Lawwell/ Petrie/ Dempster are controlling Scottish football to their detriment and are willing to distort reality to maintain the delusion.

Tbh, this model sort of explains the rangers since 2012 as well.

Anyway, my point is, there is no point trying to reason with them or even worry about what they're saying.

They are the Scottish football equivalent of a guy running around with a tin foil hat screaming "jet fuel can't melt steel" in people's faces.


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Except that the tin foil hats won't be finished and will have cost 3 times the original budget...

[Iain G]

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Ian Black getting a cap is the biggest piss take in Scottish football history

It did help keep the paint splashes out of his eyes though 😁

[EdinMike]

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Except that the tin foil hats won't be finished and will have cost 3 times the original budget...

Well, they need the tin foil for the bake sale to afford the tin foil hats.

[SuperAllyMcleod]

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Glad I'm a hibs fan. There's nothing else I'd want to be on this flat, birdless earth.

Admins, when are we getting a ‘Like’ button? I don’t really know why but this made me chuckle and it would be so much easier to tap a button.

[Saturday Boy]

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Admins, when are we getting a ‘Like’ button? I don’t really know why but this made me chuckle and it would be so much easier to tap a button.

I tipped my tin foil hat to that post

[Moulin Yarns]

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Some plum not realising he wasn’t Hibs manager when Lewis came through or at any time of his club career.

Meanwhile Levein gave caps to Gary Kenneth and Ian Black.

What about the current manager giving caps to half a dozen Kilmarnock players the first game in charge?

[stantonhibby]

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What about the current manager giving caps to half a dozen Kilmarnock players the first game in charge?

By half a dozen you mean 2?

[AltheHibby]

I'm sure this roaster can't help himself.

"Can’t help myself.

Aston Villa, a club who, I’m fairly sure, would have been demoted under a similar vote that demoted Hearts, Partick and Stranraer, had the EPL copied the easy, and corrupt, option taken by Doncaster and his cabal, not only escaped relegation on the playing field, but have thrived through sporting means.

Football, when it is allowed to reach sporting, rather than dubious, convenient and arbitrary, conclusions can still be a beautiful game.

Unfortunately, there are too many scunners in Scottish football and the Scottish sports media, to replicate such sporting fairness."


From their English Premier League thread.

And on the subject of conspiracies, this is a good link from Australia.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/science/...ology/12722320

[Kato]

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I'm sure this roaster can't help himself.

"Can’t help myself.

Aston Villa, a club who, I’m fairly sure, would have been demoted under a similar vote that demoted Hearts, Partick and Stranraer, had the EPL copied the easy, and corrupt, option taken by Doncaster and his cabal, not only escaped relegation on the playing field, but have thrived through sporting means.

Football, when it is allowed to reach sporting, rather than dubious, convenient and arbitrary, conclusions can still be a beautiful game.

Unfortunately, there are too many scunners in Scottish football and the Scottish sports media, to replicate such sporting fairness."


From their English Premier League thread.

And on the subject of conspiracies, this is a good link from Australia.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/science/...ology/12722320

The Scottish Govt stopped the League finishing, unless they are part of Doncaster's "cabal."