The generic Hearts thread

**Waxy** · 29-04-2020 12:44 PM

If you dont relegate you cant promote. Pretty simple.

***Dalianwanda*** · 29-04-2020 01:47 PM

Calling in the big guns now of the statement world

"I can't believe I am saying this, but I would love for Jim Traynor to come back and help out the clubs taking the SPFL to task. Despite my dislike for the guy, he would run rings round the SPFL."

***Kato*** · 29-04-2020 02:09 PM

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“ Hearts' greatest player, Willie Bauld, refused to set foot inside Tynecastle for years after being charged for the matchball for his testimonial game.”

They really are cheapskates.

He was given a bill for the whole event. The reason the match ball is mentioned so much is that it was itemised on that bill.

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**ACLeith** · 29-04-2020 02:12 PM

Dug out my Para Handy DVD to pass the time this afternoon. The opening credits showed the book that engineer Dan McPhail was reading, it was called “Hearts Adrift”.

**Since452** · 29-04-2020 02:18 PM

Originally Posted by AltheHibby

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And they're infighting about joining the English leagues. And that muppet Lawson reckons they're the most Scottish club up here!

https://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index...ottish-league/

The hypocrisy in that thread man. "We all want a level playing field" 😂😂😂

**Cabbage East** · 29-04-2020 02:46 PM

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If ever there was a shoe in for the Duncan gig it's Ewan.

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Can anyone explain all this 'Duncan' chat?

***jacomo*** · 29-04-2020 02:51 PM

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Can anyone explain all this 'Duncan' chat?

Ask Judy.

Or search for Duncan Murray on t’internet... not so much the black sheep of the family as the disliked, useless maroon one.

***Newry Hibs*** · 29-04-2020 02:57 PM

Originally Posted by Waxy

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If you dont relegate you cant promote. Pretty simple.

Well, watched the 'that was the team that was' about Hibs and the first season after the Mercer bid, we were languishing bottom and then there was an announcement that there would be no relegation that season.

**Waxy** · 29-04-2020 03:04 PM

Originally Posted by Newry Hibs

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Well, watched the 'that was the team that was' about Hibs and the first season after the Mercer bid, we were languishing bottom and then there was an announcement that there would be no relegation that season.

That was for proper league expansion. We ended up second bottom.

***Hibernianinc*** · 29-04-2020 03:11 PM

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And they're infighting about joining the English leagues. And that muppet Lawson reckons they're the most Scottish club up here!

https://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index...ottish-league/

That's quite staggering.

Where were these utter trumpets when they were busy 'winning' a Scottish cup against us, using laundered money while bumping charities etc., and benefiting from one of the most inept (corrupt in their eyes) refereeing performances since Alan Freeland forgot 2 yellows = red.

For all their noise, they'll put their cardigans back on, fawn over Budge's next statement and hand over their money without question. As always.

Fannys.

**A Hi-Bee** · 29-04-2020 03:24 PM

Are they doon yet?

***jacomo*** · 29-04-2020 03:24 PM

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Well, watched the 'that was the team that was' about Hibs and the first season after the Mercer bid, we were languishing bottom and then there was an announcement that there would be no relegation that season.

Sure. And if a properly considered reconstruction plan that improves the league gets approved by the SPFL membership, other clubs may benefit in a similar way in future.

Zero chance of that being in place for next season though.

***jacomo*** · 29-04-2020 03:31 PM

Maybe we could just get all the Duncans to self-isolate for 18 months? And Hearts to self-isolate from football?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTo3-halKBw

**A Hi-Bee** · 29-04-2020 03:48 PM

**** the hertz are they no doon yet.

**Waxy** · 29-04-2020 04:06 PM

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**** the hertz are they no doon yet.

Late Friday would favourite for the announcement.

**A Hi-Bee** · 29-04-2020 04:13 PM

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Late Friday would favourite for the announcement.

****in cockroaches on any day of the week.
Get them doon.

***O'Rourke3*** · 29-04-2020 08:12 PM

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Maybe we could just get all the Duncans to self-isolate for 18 months? And Hearts to self-isolate from football?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTo3-halKBw

They've been self isolating from football for years. It's social distancing thry are vert poor at. Usua.ly a contact to knee or ankle...

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**~~Captain Trips~~** · 29-04-2020 09:07 PM

Some positive news coming out of Tynecastle: Hearts squads PPE arrives ready for training:

The Budge though says she will be taking no chances:

***jacomo*** · 29-04-2020 09:58 PM

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I think it's ok to complain about both. Players were treated disgracefully but some current agents, a well known Scottish one springs to mind, behave disgracefully.

True dat.

Also, I would argue that it’s changes in law rather than agents that has changed the balance of power between players and clubs.

***tamig*** · 29-04-2020 11:40 PM

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The hypocrisy in that thread man. "We all want a level playing field" 😂😂😂

A phrase never to be found in the Yamasaurus. An alien concept to them.

**percy veer** · 30-04-2020 12:12 AM

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Can anyone explain all this 'Duncan' chat?

shan patter IMO

***Jones28*** · 30-04-2020 05:30 AM

Originally Posted by percy veer

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shan patter IMO

It is a bit. I know 3 Duncans, all Hibs fans.

**Onion** · 30-04-2020 06:30 AM

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That's quite staggering.

Where were these utter trumpets when they were busy 'winning' a Scottish cup against us, using laundered money while bumping charities etc., and benefiting from one of the most inept (corrupt in their eyes) refereeing performances since Alan Freeland forgot 2 yellows = red.

For all their noise, they'll put their cardigans back on, fawn over Budge's next statement and hand over their money without question. As always.

Fannys.

And to think that mess of a club will soon be owned by these people. Only hope they can survive long enough

***jacomo*** · 30-04-2020 07:19 AM

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shan patter IMO

Sorry Duncan.

***Keith_M*** · 30-04-2020 07:47 AM

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shan patter IMO

You didn't like the Duncan video? I thought it was quite funny.

How about Duncan Murray at Christmas

Thought it was a bit mean the way he's being treated in Lockdown

***Keith_M*** · 30-04-2020 07:53 AM

"The lack of football is a reason to rejoice for Hearts Fans"

Says Duncan Murray

***AltheHibby*** · 30-04-2020 08:30 AM

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"The lack of football is a reason to rejoice for Hearts Fans"

Says Duncan Murray

That's funny, buy I still think the original is the best.

I don't get why people think its 'Shane patter' calling our neighbours "Duncans "; it's got to be better than "vermin" or "hivs" like they and their new BFFs call us.

***Paul1642*** · 30-04-2020 08:33 AM

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That's funny, buy I still think the original is the best.

I don't get why people think its 'Shane patter' calling our neighbours "Duncans "; it's got to be better than "vermin" or "hivs" like they and their new BFFs call us.

However they are also Shan patter. And all of these seem only to exist on forums and social media. Never once heard Yams, Duncans, Hivs, peg sellers or Verman said out loud in the real world. The internet is a weird place.