The Yamasaurus 1st Edition

[hibbyfraelibby]

Gaggenpiss - A style of football, not pursued by J.Klopp esq, which is eagerly and entheusiastically lapped up by the fawning beige clad masses despite being the liquid equivalent of dug$#!£€

[Pretty Boy]

Stendeled - Blinded, unable to see the obvious. (They had been starved of attacking football so long they were totally Stendeled to their managers deficiencies).

[jacomo]

Duncan: insignificant individual with bewildering self-confidence. Piles loads of money into the Hearts.

Daniel: insignificant individual with bewildering self-confidence. Takes loads of money out of the Hearts.

[Aldo]

Stendelitus-




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[Deansy]

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Gaggenpiss - A style of football, not pursued by J.Klopp esq, which is eagerly and entheusiastically lapped up by the fawning beige clad masses despite being the liquid equivalent of dug$#!£€

Hilariously the Duncans have *******ised the title to the 'Gorgie-press' !

[jacomo]

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Hilariously the Duncans have *******ised the title to the 'Gorgie-press' !

‘Over the top’

1. Infamous WWI-era cry of commanding officers as soldiers climbed out of their trenches and attempted a usually futile advance across no man’s land.

2. Battle cry associated with the infamous Gorgie press, as Hearts under Herr Comandant Stendel charge forward in every game in a usually futile quest for points.

[Cat Stanton]

The Yamasauras will be 13 years old in April. When does it move on to its second edition?

[Bostonhibby]

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The Yamasauras will be 13 years old in April. When does it move on to its second edition?

A Championship years edition might be appropriate?

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[Cat Stanton]

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A Championship years edition might be appropriate?

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Let's hope so. Over to the senior (indeed, founding) editor, Mr. Speedway.

[Speedway]

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Let's hope so. Over to the senior (indeed, founding) editor, Mr. Speedway.

A concise Yamasaurus of greatest hits as voted for by the good citizens of .net could be in order.

[Hibbyradge]

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A concise Yamasaurus of greatest hits as voted for by the good citizens of .net could be in order.

Nah.

It should be like the Encyclopedia Britannica and sold door to door by sincere men and women in expensive clothing with Firmino teeth.

Heavy, leather clad volumes. And very expensive.

[Speedway]

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Nah.

It should be like the Encyclopedia Britannica and sold door to door by sincere men and women in expensive clothing and Firmino teeth.

Heavy, leather clad volumes. And very expensive.

Why not both? Got to have product that appeals to every size of purse.

Like the idea of Firminho teeth but.

[BIGK]

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Hilariously the Duncans have *******ised the title to the 'Gorgie-press' !

You misunderstand mate, Gorgie-press is actualy German. Roughly translated it means 'hearding cats', quite a good fit if you ask me

[Jack Hackett]

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You misunderstand mate, Gorgie-press is actualy German. Roughly translated it means 'hearding cats', quite a good fit if you ask me

Well you learn something new everyday

I thought it was something to do with getting behind their sister in the queue at Aldi

[Smartie]

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The Yamasauras will be 13 years old in April. When does it move on to its second edition?

That should probably start when the Sevco (Edinburgh) franchise comes into being after the short and disastrous fanny ownership period.

[Hibbyradge]

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Why not both? Got to have product that appeals to every size of purse.

Like the idea of Firminho teeth but.

There's no such thing as Ferrari light.

But, it's your gig so you call the tune.

[Mixu62]

Halkett - a medical term for a monumentally fat posterior.

[JohnMcM]

Leveinfluence - also known as whispered conversations with, and mind-manipulation of players by part-time, semi-retired, late-afternoon appearing Directors of Football, leading to rumoured dressing room splits.

[Smartie]

StenDel Boy - wearing his iconic jacket, this spiv possesses the ability to rip a quite impressive sum of cash out of a bloated mug of a football club off the back of a ropey CV that includes failure at Hannover 96 and Barnsley. The team produced is the yellow Reliant Robin of Scottish Football.

[flash]

Avdijaj (pronounced imposter)- A word used in many different cultures around the world to describe something which arrived to great anticipation and excitement only to turn out to be utter pish. e.g. What an absolute pile of avdijaj that Mrs Brown's Boys box set turned out to be.

[Pretty Boy]

Periera Syndrome - A common condition in which a perceived status leads to heightened expectation about an individuals ability and often leads to disappointment at a later date. (I was so excited about getting Meshino but it turns out I actually had Periera Syndrome)

A Naismith - A mysterious condition in which an individual struggles to make work for several days at a time, remarkably recovers when an exciting opportunity arises then suffers the same affliction upon returning to normality. Scientific debate as to whether the condition is physiological, mental or simply due to a desire to malinger. (He's never here on a Friday or Monday but always seems to manage a pint at the weekend, he's totally pulling Naismiths on the regular).

[jacomo]

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Avdijaj (pronounced imposter)- A word used in many different cultures around the world to describe something which arrived to great anticipation and excitement only to turn out to be utter pish. e.g. What an absolute pile of avdijaj that Mrs Brown's Boys box set turned out to be.

Thanks. I thought this was pronounced ‘Panic Signing’ but glad to be corrected. Every day is a school day.

[flash]

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Thanks. I thought this was pronounced ‘Panic Signing’ but glad to be corrected. Every day is a school day.

It's panic signing in some languages.

[Sudds_1]

Foulkesis....form of urinary incontinence.

[Northernhibee]

Levein your scraps to one side; the bits of jacket potato skin, burnt bits and overcooked broccoli that you leave out for your former boss to finish, offering him just enough nutrition and sustenance to last the winter months.

[heid the baw]

Kiddmarks - Odourous brown lines left on a Dens Park lavvie pan whilst Sir Albert bangs in a late brace of goals. Circa 1986

[hibbyfraelibby]

Maroon...a rocket, normally (self) set off in distress, which combusts and explodes regularly at 2-0 down after 20 minutes of play against 10 men.

[Joe6-2]

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Gaggenpiss - A style of football, not pursued by J.Klopp esq, which is eagerly and entheusiastically lapped up by the fawning beige clad masses despite being the liquid equivalent of dug$#!£€

😂😂😂

[Joe6-2]

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StenDel Boy - wearing his iconic jacket, this spiv possesses the ability to rip a quite impressive sum of cash out of a bloated mug of a football club off the back of a ropey CV that includes failure at Hannover 96 and Barnsley. The team produced is the yellow Reliant Robin of Scottish Football.

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[WoreTheGreen]

Banderson- a young lad who still lives with his mum but enjoys his own company and baby oil