The generic Hearts thread

[Kato]

Tears on Bulgarian balconies at how fast paced and intensive that training session is.

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[DickieDastardly]

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Taken from Scottish football gossip column on the BBC -

Owner Ann Budge has confirmed the final bill for Hearts' new main stand is likely to reach a whopping £22.5m - almost double the original budget for the project. (Sun)

Her first major project since the Edinburgh Trams.... 😀

[Bostonhibby]

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The problem they have is that the core of their team appear to made of paper.

They're actually good IN the papers, at least that's what Banderson keeps telling them.

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[Since452]

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Tears on Bulgarian balconies at how fast paced and intensive that training session is.

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I hope the ladies netball team is finished at Herriot Watt before the solo clapping starts tonight

[Peevemor]

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Tears on Bulgarian balconies at how fast paced and intensive that training session is.

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The only small crumb of comfort is that although they look mega-brilliant (possibly exaggerated a bit by the superb camera work), they are in fact playing against themselves - the worst team in the league.

[Bostonhibby]

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The only small crumb of comfort is that although they look mega-brilliant (possibly exaggerated a bit by the superb camera work), they are in fact playing against themselves - the worst team in the league.

So another draw along the lines of the now legendary battle against the Don's could be on the cards?

It would make some half and half scarf to mark the occasion.

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[Eyrie]

I arrived at the Oriam today just as the entire Hearts first team started playing football with a lone hedgehog.

I was pretty shocked and phoned the Scottish SPCA. I told them exactly what was happening and they explained that the hedgehog didn't need any help because it was already 2-0 up.

[Marco G]

Banderson EEN has the inside story: "Tynecastle manager wants a striker who will score goals". Suppose it would make a change.

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[Bostonhibby]

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Banderson EEN has the inside story: "Tynecastle manager wants a striker who will score goals". Suppose it would make a change.

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They probably want an escalator that goes somewhere and a castle view where you can view the castle as well.



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[Waxy]

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Banderson EEN has the inside story: "Tynecastle manager wants a striker who will score goals". Suppose it would make a change.

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Imagine wanting a striker who wants to score goals. You’ll not get that this window.

[Bostonhibby]

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Imagine wanting a striker who wants to score goals. You’ll not get that this window.

Cole the goal Stockton has 5 so far for morecambe. Maybe they should bring him back, obviously just being managed badly previously

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[The 90+2]

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Imagine wanting a striker who wants to score goals. You’ll not get that this window.

The concept of wanting a striker that will score goals? I can see why he’s the Gorgie guru.

[Haymaker]

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Imagine wanting a striker who wants to score goals.

A striker that scores goals? Revolutionary.

[EdinMike]

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Banderson EEN has the inside story: "Tynecastle manager wants a striker who will score goals". Suppose it would make a change.

Pfft, will never catch on.

[FilipinoHibs]

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Pfft, will never catch on.

Why he is a top coach. Nobody else had thought of that until Daniel.

[Springbank]

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They probably want an escalator that goes somewhere and a castle view where you can view the castle as well.

That's like asking a sacked employee to stop coming into work.

Itll never catch on.

Everyone knows a sacked employee stays on the payroll and one does afternoons while the other plays on the internet at home. It's how Big Teams do employment law

[jacomo]

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Cole the goal Stockton has 5 so far for morecambe. Maybe they should bring him back, obviously just being managed badly previously

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Managed by the guy who was first choice for the Hearts job too.

[bingo70]

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Levein having to speak to the players being binned because Stendal won’t.

[Haymaker]

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Levein having to speak to the players being binned because Stendal won’t.

they just keep giving

[calumhibee1]

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Levein having to speak to the players being binned because Stendal won’t.

What a ****ing shambles they are.

[FilipinoHibs]

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Levein having to speak to the players being binned because Stendal won’t.

It just gets better and better. Sure these articles will have top players clambering to sign for Hearts. Must be doing wonders for the morale of those that remain. All wondering who will be next

[Barman Stanton]

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Levein having to speak to the players being binned because Stendal won’t.

This guy is not going to last the season. This cant be going down well with Budge etc. Almost daily stories about the havoc this guy is causing. Pleasing.

[bingo70]

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This guy is not going to last the season. This cant be going down well with Budge etc. Almost daily stories about the havoc this guy is causing. Pleasing.

As long as he keeps getting sensational draws like the one they got against Aberdeen I’m sure his job will be safe.

[Barman Stanton]

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As long as he keeps getting sensational draws like the one they got against Aberdeen I’m sure his job will be safe.

Oh continued home draws like that will have the Hearts fans fundraising for a statue.

I have the feeling wee Budge wont quite be as comfortable with everything that is going on though.

[jacomo]

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This guy is not going to last the season. This cant be going down well with Budge etc. Almost daily stories about the havoc this guy is causing. Pleasing.

You never get sacked at Hearts these days.

Stendel will just be moved on to ‘other duties’ if things don’t improve.

[Waxy]

Maybe Stendels strings are being pulled by Levein?
Cathro style?

[Peevemor]

Looks to me like Lizard-Lips isn't man enough for awkward talks with players, preferring instead to bury his head in the sand (it's the Hearts way).

I wonder if he has the stomach for the relegation battle they're facing.

[007]

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Levein having to speak to the players being binned because Stendal won’t.

I get it seems a bit cowardly though I don't blame him for getting Levein to tell the players the bad news. Levein caused the mess they're in and is still about the place so I'd be getting him to do all the sh¡tty jobs. The mistake Stendel has made is avoiding the players. If they want to speak to him about it he should be available as they deserve to hear his explanation. If he'd had a chat with them after Levein had initially told them then they probably wouldn't be going to the press.

The press will now be asking him about these situations and the football will be secondary. That'd be a shame.

[Since452]

So Berra, Whelan, Keena and Daly have all publicly slated Stendel. Never known anything like it. Not ever Butcher at Hibs

[GreenCastle]

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Levein having to speak to the players being binned because Stendal won’t.

Sounds professional. Back door of Oriam while students walk past. I guess that’s what happens when you rent a training pitch.

Maybe the BBC documentary captured the moment.

Keena is crap - watched him play quite a few times and thinks he is better than he is.

I would be embarrassed if I was Anderson publishing these articles. Had to get the ‘Hearts Big team’ into the article.

The ongoing thread on kickback about the pitch is hilarious - they can’t get their head round the fact they wasted to much money on a pitch which is worse than a public park.