The generic Hearts thread

[Waxy]

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OMG that image may never go away! 🤢🤢

Lets face it. They’ve probably done stuff.

[HoboHarry]

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Lets face it. They’ve probably done hings.

Fixed that for you.....

[ACLeith]

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Who do you think you are kidding Mr Stendal?
If you think we’re on the run,
We are the boys from the Leith San Siro,
We are the boys who ****ed you seven zero

That cheered me up David

[Col2]

What the **** is this

https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.c...hearts-1341054

They are all getting excited about genitalprodding or something like that. Liverpool, Man City and Barcelona do it so must be a natural fit for Berra and co.

[Aldo]

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What the **** is this

https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.c...hearts-1341054

They are all getting excited about genitalprodding or something like that. Liverpool, Man City and Barcelona do it so must be a natural fit for Berra and co.

Klopp, Pep, Liverpool, City and Barcelona all mentioned in the article yet by all accounts they don’t currently have the quality of players to play that type of football so players out before players in.

You couldn’t make this up. Did the EEN run story after story about Jack Ross! Cannot remember seeing as many as they get printed.

I really want them to get pumped tomorrow!


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[Stuart93]

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Klopp, Pep, Liverpool, City and Barcelona all mentioned in the article yet by all accounts they don’t currently have the quality of players to play that type of football so players out before players in.

You couldn’t make this up. Did the EEN run story after story about Jack Ross! Cannot remember seeing as many as they get printed.

I really want them to get pumped tomorrow!


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Yep. EEN is the jambo PR machine.

[Waxy]

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Fixed that for you.....

They’ve been places and done hings.Like the broom cupboard.
Billy Broon kens.

[Col2]

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Klopp, Pep, Liverpool, City and Barcelona all mentioned in the article yet by all accounts they don’t currently have the quality of players to play that type of football so players out before players in.

You couldn’t make this up. Did the EEN run story after story about Jack Ross! Cannot remember seeing as many as they get printed.

I really want them to get pumped tomorrow!


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Levein must be raging. He must wonder when his Hoofmanpunting approach will be used again.

St Johnstone are terrible so would be surprised if they don’t get a win tomorrow. Best game for them as saints are shocking.

[FilipinoHibs]

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Klopp, Pep, Liverpool, City and Barcelona all mentioned in the article yet by all accounts they don’t currently have the quality of players to play that type of football so players out before players in.

You couldn’t make this up. Did the EEN run story after story about Jack Ross! Cannot remember seeing as many as they get printed.

I really want them to get pumped tomorrow!


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Closing your man down. Think we see Hibs do that much better under Ross. Now there is a fancy name for it.

[Aldo]

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Levein must be raging. He must wonder when his Hoofmanpunting approach will be used again.

St Johnstone are terrible so would be surprised if they don’t get a win tomorrow. Best game for them as saints are shocking.

Indeed he must be. Yeah I know St Johnstone are woeful and tbh and don’t expect them to get anything but I want the yams beaten every game.


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[Aldo]

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Closing your man down. Think we see Hibs do that much better under Ross. Now there is a fancy name for it.

Yip and one if the the EEN yo run more positive propaganda about something down Tiny way. Maybe the capacity of the best stadium in Britain dome or when it might get finished!


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[SMAXXA]

The EEN is an embarrassment these days so hearts biased and full of slavering maroon tinted virgins with a notepad, pen and picture of rudi on their desks. No offence to virgins intended.

[Topographic Hibby]

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The EEN is an embarrassment these days so hearts biased and full of slavering maroon tinted virgins with a notepad, pen and picture of rudi on their desks. No offence to virgins intended.

That made me chuckle...!!

Virgins....

[Bostonhibby]

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Indeed he must be. Yeah I know St Johnstone are woeful and tbh and don’t expect them to get anything but I want the yams beaten every game.


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As a result of a couple of other bets going right.

All proceeds to Leithlinks if Stendal/Levein/McPhee/Kirk/Daly/uncle Tom Cobleigh and all fail to deliver as a managerial team.



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[Aldo]

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As a result of a couple of other bets going right.

All proceeds to Leithlinks if Stendal/Levein/McPhee/Kirk/Daly/uncle Tom Cobleigh and all fail to deliver as a managerial team.



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Nice!


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[Aldo]

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The EEN is an embarrassment these days so hearts biased and full of slavering maroon tinted virgins with a notepad, pen and picture of rudi on their desks. No offence to virgins intended.

So it’s not just me!! Thought I was getting paranoid!

Btw your post made me chuckle!


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[007]

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What the **** is this

https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.c...hearts-1341054

They are all getting excited about genitalprodding or something like that. Liverpool, Man City and Barcelona do it so must be a natural fit for Berra and co.

Gegenpressing will work for them as well as Heckinpressing worked for us.

[007]

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As a result of a couple of other bets going right.

All proceeds to Leithlinks if Stendal/Levein/McPhee/Kirk/Daly/uncle Tom Cobleigh and all fail to deliver as a managerial team.



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Only getting 3/1 on St Johnstone winning at Tynecastle is a reflection of how bad Hearts are at the moment.

[Bostonhibby]

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Gegenpressing will work for them as well as Heckinpressing worked for us.

The poor sap just got caught by a journalist whilst he was sitting at the end of a bar in gorgie having his 5th pint of lager and wondering WTF you do with a pickled egg so he just made a word up, Gegenpressing.


Banderson went straight to press with this latest first for the megastanders and the rest is history.

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[EskbankHibby]

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What the **** is this

https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.c...hearts-1341054

They are all getting excited about genitalprodding or something like that. Liverpool, Man City and Barcelona do it so must be a natural fit for Berra and co.

I’ve been watching that Formula 1 stuff on the telly and really fancy it, how hard can it be? Driving an that.

Took my Qashqai 1.5l diesel to the Nurburgring and apparently did the slowest lap ever recorded there. Can’t believe it man.

It’s almost as if knowing how to drive and having the equipment that allows you to drive doesn’t actually mean you can polish a turd.

Imagine my disappointment.

[Joe6-2]

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Levein must be raging. He must wonder when his Hoofmanpunting approach will be used again.

St Johnstone are terrible so would be surprised if they don’t get a win tomorrow. Best game for them as saints are shocking.

So are they!
It is a pity tho it’s his first game, but you never know!

[Joe6-2]

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The EEN is an embarrassment these days so hearts biased and full of slavering maroon tinted virgins with a notepad, pen and picture of rudi on their desks. No offence to virgins intended.

None taken

[SMAXXA]

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None taken

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏

[Springbank]

Think it's time we had a Pet Shop Boys tune on the go for the upcoming derby over in Gorgie

"We're East End Boys in a dead end world
Jack Ross 1 Stendel nil
Stendel nil"

[green day]

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What the **** is this

https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.c...hearts-1341054

They are all getting excited about genitalprodding or something like that. Liverpool, Man City and Barcelona do it so must be a natural fit for Berra and co.

Its what passes for print journalism these days. i.e. take the germ of a story, google it, cut and paste what you think are the relevant bits and publish it.

Utter drivel.

Scotland used to produce some really excellent sports journalists but sadly they are very thin on the ground these days.

[Aldo]

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Its what passes for print journalism these days. i.e. take the germ of a story, google it, cut and paste what you think are the relevant bits and publish it.

Utter drivel.

Scotland used to produce some really excellent sports journalists but sadly they are very thin on the ground these days.

Aka Lazy Journalism.

Every time they do something ie build a new mega stand (which btw is not finished.) or get a new manager the EEN write it up like they were the first to think of it. They seem to hang on every word spoken by Budgie.

They can have it btw. Pandering to the hordes to keep them sweet!


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[AlbertK86]

The weirdo that is Joel Sked is the worst at veiled digs about Hibs in the EEN


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[Jack]

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Aka Lazy Journalism.

Every time they do something ie build a new mega stand (which btw is not finished.) or get a new manager the EEN write it up like they were the first to think of it. They seem to hang on every word spoken by Budgie.

They can have it btw. Pandering to the hordes to keep them sweet!


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If only they gave Hibs the same we'd be lapping it up instead of leaving it on the shelf.

[Aldo]

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If only they gave Hibs the same we'd be lapping it up instead of leaving it on the shelf.

I don’t want the EEN printing pish day in day out about Hibs... not like that mob... spoon feeding Banderson and co ....look at us look what we are doing... we are the greatest... we’ve got the greatest stadium ever.... we’ve got a manger whose just like Pep and Klopp blah blah blah!!! Every single day!


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[Kojock]

Stendel speaking to the players in the dressing room.

“ gegenpressing', which translates as counter-pressing. It's sometimes misunderstood, however. Counter-pressing isn't to pressing what counter-attacking is to attacking. It's not necessarily countering a press, but pressing a counter."

Cue tumbleweed.