The generic Hearts thread

**~~Cataplana~~** · 10-12-2019 06:19 PM

Originally Posted by Iain G

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I don't know how you lasted that long! Even the start of it when they are opening the water bottles is unprofessional...

How do you open a water bottle professionally?

***Coco Bryce*** · 10-12-2019 06:21 PM

Budge looks like she's wishing she hadn't bothered getting involved with them now.

Looks old & very tired, she doesn't need this grief in her life.

**Rumble de Thump** · 10-12-2019 06:21 PM

I wonder how many young players they'll have to sell on the cheap to cover their upcoming legal fees. Would explain the desperation to find someone to buy Hickey.

**Since90+2** · 10-12-2019 06:26 PM

If I was a Hearts fan I'd be genuinely abit annoyed at Stendel. He comes across as that he's doing Hearts a favour by managing them.

When asked if Hearts were on his radar he laughs and says no and then later on says he had never even heard of the club until recently.

He could turn out to be a good appointment but I have a feeling it could go very very badly. He seems a marmite character.

***EskbankHibby*** · 10-12-2019 06:28 PM

Originally Posted by Alan62

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This is a joy to watch. https://heartstv.heartsfc.co.uk/tv/video/vod/2408

Looks like a hungover Gerard Depardieu.

***RyeSloan*** · 10-12-2019 06:30 PM

Originally Posted by Coco Bryce

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Budge looks like she's wishing she hadn't bothered getting involved with them now.

Looks old & very tired, she doesn't need this grief in her life.

100% this. Looked totally confused and really just a bit overwhelmed by it all. Which kind of sums up everything that’s happened since she walked through the door and of course the mega stand project.

Her responses to the DoF question gave a good insight to that. Clearly had no capacity to even think about that appointment yet at the same time was bemoaning that there was no DoF to support her when looking for a manager. She couldn’t even remember how many mangers she had appointed!

Which did make me laugh when thinking about how the last appointment was made

**wallpaperman** · 10-12-2019 06:41 PM

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Looks like a hungover Gerard Depardieu.

Sartorially he looks like a bit of a disheveled mess compared to our dapper Jack.

**Dashing Bob S** · 10-12-2019 06:42 PM

Originally Posted by Alan62

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This is a joy to watch. https://heartstv.heartsfc.co.uk/tv/video/vod/2408

I don't even quite know why but I pissed myself at this from start to finish. It was the relentless business/compo questioning of the interviewer, Budge's mounting despair and Stendal's not giving a toss attitude.

He might be a great manager for them, but if he messes up and they start to get on his case, I can see him seriously ripping the Colin Nish out of them.

***Peanut Shaz*** · 10-12-2019 06:47 PM

His smirk and laugh when the interviewer mentions the Barnsley situation just smacks of arrogance. It was actually an embarrassing watch. He won't be hanging around for long, he looks like he wanted he wants to be anywhere but there.

***Jim44*** · 10-12-2019 06:49 PM

She comes across as a tired, old, nervous woman who looks as if she should spend more time with her grandkids. He just looked half cut.

***Coco Bryce*** · 10-12-2019 06:49 PM

Originally Posted by Dashing Bob S

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I don't even quite know why but I pissed myself at this from start to finish. It was the relentless business/compo questioning of the interviewer, Budge's mounting despair and Stendal's not giving a toss attitude.

He might be a great manager for them, but if he messes up and they start to get on his case, I can see him seriously ripping the Colin Nish out of them.

He looks/talks like a right arrogant twat, just like Levein.

Will fit in just lovely.

**HibeesLA** · 10-12-2019 06:54 PM

Originally Posted by Cataplana

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How do you open a water bottle professionally?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXUawLO9cfw like this.

**makaveli1875** · 10-12-2019 06:54 PM

Originally Posted by HFC93

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I've read a lot of Barnsley fans views on him. But what do Hannover fans have to say about Stendel? I'm more interested in their take, a big club with a demanding fanbase

Big Helmut from Hannover says 'Daniel Stendel ist sheizer'

***Gmack7*** · 10-12-2019 07:04 PM

so Levain is still involved. all other coaches are still involved and Nanny took training and is still involved with recruitment. what can possibly go wrong 😁😁

***RMQ1967*** · 10-12-2019 07:04 PM

Car crash interview. Budgie has no idea what she's doing & Stendhal looks like he has a hangover from a 3 day session.

She's looking at him like she's concerned about what he's going to come away with & god knows what she's doing with her tongue half the time - bizarre behaviour.

Didn't think he came across as arrogant at all - maybe a bit confused about the whole set-up but I'm sure everyone at Hertz is.

I wouldn't write him off on the basis of the press conference but that's embarrassing viewing by any standard.

Thank the lord for Leanne D.

***Coco Bryce*** · 10-12-2019 07:07 PM

Originally Posted by RMQ1967

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Car crash interview. Budgie has no idea what she's doing & Stendhal looks like he has a hangover from a 3 day session.

She's looking at him like she's concerned about what he's going to come away with &

god knows what she's doing with her tongue half the time - bizarre behaviour.

Didn't think he came across as arrogant at all - maybe a bit confused about the whole set-up but I'm sure everyone at Hertz is.

I wouldn't write him off on the basis of the press conference but that's embarrassing viewing by any standard.

Thank the lord for Leanne D.

Just realigning her falsers.

**Since452** · 10-12-2019 07:09 PM

Let's be honest. Barnsley fans are quite happy to see 1 win in 11. They're just happy to be there. Like ourselves, Hearts fans won't be happy with that kind of form. He's jumped out of soft cuddly Barnsley into a fire

***erin go bragh*** · 10-12-2019 07:10 PM

Nanny McPhee is still in charge of the recruitment 😂😂

***jacomo*** · 10-12-2019 07:10 PM

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He looks/talks like a right arrogant twat, just like Levein.

Will fit in just lovely.

I reckon he looks like a fun guy to go out on the peeve with.

Any Hibbys see him about town, ask him if he fancies a beer.

***Hibby70*** · 10-12-2019 07:25 PM

Why were they both breathless on arrival?
Don't answer that 😬
It genuinely looked like he was drinking vodka at the start.

**Iain G** · 10-12-2019 07:33 PM

Originally Posted by Cataplana

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How do you open a water bottle professionally?

Prior to starting filming the thing!

***The Spaceman*** · 10-12-2019 07:34 PM

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He said he never heard of Hibs not Hearts I’m sure

At 12:36 he said he knew of some Scottish Premiership clubs, then proceeded to say "The Hearts, I never know" then proceeds to turn to Budge and go "I'm sorry...well I'm not sorry" and Budge just laughs and goes "its Ok"...then he goes "OK it was wrong".

**Dashing Bob S** · 10-12-2019 07:36 PM

Originally Posted by Since90+2

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If I was a Hearts fan I'd be genuinely abit annoyed at Stendel. He comes across as that he's doing Hearts a favour by managing them.

When asked if Hearts were on his radar he laughs and says no and then later on says he had never even heard of the club until recently.

He could turn out to be a good appointment but I have a feeling it could go very very badly. He seems a marmite character.

He is.

**PatHead** · 10-12-2019 07:44 PM

Originally Posted by Estupendo

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Budge has no idea what she's doing. She'll be gone in the summer, making sure she gets her money back with the interest. And the stand still won't be finished.

Maybe he is an escalator engineer, joiner and spark and has been signed to finish the stand while running the team on the side?

***Smartie*** · 10-12-2019 07:50 PM

He might be a decent manager when he sobers up.

He probably won't, but he might.

**Gloucester Hibs** · 10-12-2019 08:00 PM

Originally Posted by Hibby70

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Why were they both breathless on arrival?
Don't answer that 😬

😂😂😂

***jacomo*** · 10-12-2019 08:02 PM

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Why were they both breathless on arrival?
Don't answer that 😬
It genuinely looked like he was drinking vodka at the start.

Budgie explained during the presser: she was frustrated but now she’s satisfied.

**007** · 10-12-2019 08:16 PM

Originally Posted by Since90+2

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If I was a Hearts fan I'd be genuinely abit annoyed at Stendel. He comes across as that he's doing Hearts a favour by managing them.

When asked if Hearts were on his radar he laughs and says no and then later on says he had never even heard of the club until recently.

He could turn out to be a good appointment but I have a feeling it could go very very badly. He seems a marmite character.

Jim Jefferies on Sportsound tonight said one of Budge's criteria was someone who knows the Scottish game. Him not having even heard of Hearts before is hilarious. Even blokes trying to sell you a fake Rolex when you're on holiday have heard of Hibs and Hearts.

So, not high profile, not experienced and not familiar with the Scottish game. Budge is 0 for 3.

***proud_and_green*** · 10-12-2019 08:20 PM

That is the most excruciating press conference I have ever seen.

Neither seems to be comfortable, as if there is an elephant in the room that they both know is there and which they know is getting ready to lift its tail, but which neither is willing to acknowledge.

Budge looks out of her depth and comfort zone and he's making it up as he goes along.

Incidentally, does anybody think he's pissed...?