The generic Hearts thread

[SHODAN]

Thought it might be a good idea to have one of these akin to the Rangers one so that when something amusing happens to them we don't clutter the main board with 10 threads and piss everyone off.

Anyway, just read on BBC gossip that not only is Haring having to see a specialist after his return from injury didn't work out, Mulraney is out for at least a month. They're having injury problems akin to ours last season.

[BILLYHIBS]

We have a separate sports thread for Rugby Union Football 😁

[hfc rd]

Wouldn’t read to much into it. Their injured players will have all miraculously fully recovered and ready to play by the time we are set to play them on Boxing Day.

[Keith_M]

Looking forward to playing them in the LC Final

[SMAXXA]

It’s a Hibs board I wouldn’t even have a Hearts thread ***k them

[lyonhibs]

I always like to have them as a sort of reference point.

As in "god that was ***** but it could be worse, I could be a Jambo"

[SHODAN]

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Looking forward to playing them in the LC Final

Don't.

[The_Exile]

**** the Hearts. That is all.

[04Sauzee]

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Thought it might be a good idea to have one of these akin to the Rangers one so that when something amusing happens to them we don't clutter the main board with 10 threads and piss everyone off.

Anyway, just read on BBC gossip that not only is Haring having to see a specialist after his return from injury didn't work out, Mulraney is out for at least a month. They're having injury problems akin to ours last season.

They do seem to have a massive squad. How many first team players do they have.

[CMurdoch]

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They do seem to have a massive squad. How many first team players do they have.

30?

[CMurdoch]

The following is the funniest thing i have seen recently on jkb.
It emphasises how thick and blinkered supporters are over even slight cult ex players.
It concerns David Malinkovic who played for Hearts on loan from Genoa for the 2017/18 season.
They tried hard to sign him in the summer but at the last minute he decided to sign for Hull City.
However, his time there hasn't work out and come August this year Hull were happy for him to move on.
Cue loads of Hearts supporters on JKB demanding their club bring him home.
Then one of the more sensible supporters posts this link.
https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/spor...illing-3262464

Do the supporters see the warning signs?
No, they keep right on getting wired into their club and manager for not signing him and keep calling for him to be signed.

I would like to say it is just them that have supporters that are that dim but it really is every team.
A supporters led club would be screwed and out of business in less than 3 years.

Do read the link, it is as damning as it can be whilst staying professional.

[Bostonhibby]

The Lady Haig poppy fund was one of their creditors.



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[Sioux]

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The following is the funniest thing i have seen recently on jkb.
It emphasises how thick and blinkered supporters are over even slight cult ex players.
It concerns David Malinkovic who played for Hearts on loan from Genoa for the 2017/18 season.
They tried hard to sign him in the summer but at the last minute he decided to sign for Hull City.
However, his time there hasn't work out and come August this year Hull were happy for him to move on.
Cue loads of Hearts supporters on JKB demanding their club bring him home.
Then one of the more sensible supporters posts this link.
https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/spor...illing-3262464

Do the supporters see the warning signs?
No, they keep right on getting wired into their club and manager for not signing him and keep calling for him to be signed.

I would like to say it is just them that have supporters that are that dim but it really is every team.
A supporters led club would be screwed and out of business in less than 3 years.

Do read the link, it is as damning as it can be whilst staying professional.

Probably the most cringeworthy phrase used by fans. This guy had been at hertz for half an hour of his football life and would never have known of their existence before arriving, even though they are in fact famous.

The phrase might be suited to a fan of the club, but never got the chance to play for them until towards the end of his career, but not some no mark who couldn't find the stadium with an Uber.

[erin go bragh]

2-0 and they ,,,,,, ,, up 😃🏆

[Hibby Kay-Yay]

Is the stand finished yet? Asking for a friend.

[The 90+2]

Friday night!

Beer time.

[fat freddy]

This thread could be improved if someone uploaded a picture of the underground bunker hospitality suite with the lid open. I sometimes wonder what it would look like if someone accidentally pressed the 'open button' during a match

[Keith_M]

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This thread could be improved if someone uploaded a picture of the underground bunker hospitality suite with the lid open. I sometimes wonder what it would look like if someone accidentally pressed the 'open button' during a match

[BILLYHIBS]

[Bostonhibby]

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If they used this unique atmospheric structural masterpiece properly and put all the press people in there they'd all manage to stay out of the rain, the ones less than 5ft tall anyway.

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[Slateford Hibee]

Like it a lot. Walking back from Fife again. Hope you keep me with good company like last time. 🤞

[660]

Just posting to remind everyone a poster on JKB admitted to crying after we won the cup

[One Day]

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**** the Hearts. That is all.

That about sums it up

[Pretty Boy]

If ever I start to doubt how weird Hearts fans are I remember 2 things.

1. Most of them live in a 2 team city and could have chosen to support Hibs but they chose Hearts.

2. One of them applauded an empty stand after they lost a cup final. Several others didn't seem to call this out as the oddball behaviour it so clearly is.

[matty_f]

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The Lady Haig poppy fund was one of their creditors.



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Quoted for truth.

[HibeeHibernian4]

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2. One of them applauded an empty stand after they lost a cup final. Several others didn't seem to call this out as the oddball behaviour it so clearly is.

Has anyone got a link to this masterpiece? Been too long since I read it.

[Aldo]

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The Lady Haig poppy fund was one of their creditors.



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I still have a list of those they owed.

Btw my yam associates hate it when I childishly mention this when they start slagging me off.

They say it’s in the past but I love their reaction.


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[Bostonhibby]

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I still have a list of those they owed.

Btw my yam associates hate it when I childishly mention this when they start slagging me off.

They say it’s in the past but I love their reaction.


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The Macraes Battalion Trust, deary me.

List of shame.

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[wallpaperman]

Regular Hearts fans have pumped £9 million into their club through FOH.

Yes, their situation was desperate when they started this up, but it’s certainly food for thought when we are moaning and groaning about the minutiae of HSL, and people find every excuse not to sign up.

[we are hibs]

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