Pet Peeves IV

[Hibrandenburg]

People who drag themselves into work when they're at deaths door. Nothing worse than having someone at work who is a sniffing, coughing and sneezing bacteria/virus mothership. Keep the **** away from me yah zombie.

[Danderhall Hibs]

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People who drag themselves into work when they're at deaths door. Nothing worse than having someone at work who is a sniffing, coughing and sneezing bacteria/virus mothership. Keep the **** away from me yah zombie.

Folk coming into work with a sniffle and attempting to line themselves up for a sicky.

[Scouse Hibee]

Shop assistants who speak to customers with the same robotic phrase or question, three times in the last month or so I have been served in Homebase by the same young guy and each time he has greeted me with " Is that you finished with the shopping today then"

[Pretty Boy]

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Shop assistants who speak to customers with the same robotic phrase or question, three times in the last month or so I have been served in Homebase by the same young guy and each time he has greeted me with " Is that you finished with the shopping today then"

At least it's better than shop assistants who seem to think customers are just an inconvenience to their daily social gathering.

Every time I nip into Tesco the ladies on the tills seems to forget where they are; 'I was like pure steaming then he was like shut it and I was like naw you shut it ah'm off and he was like dinnae start. Anyway ur you oot tonight? We're headin tae Lauras fur 6, she was like dinnae come earlier and ah was like nae promises babes.'

Meanwhile I'm standing with my paper and bottle of water waiting on them to remember they are actually working. The conversation usually continues at pace even whilst I'm being served.

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

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Lady I know, who is well in her 30s btw, has taken great delight in posting pictures of her 'mermaid' costume. This seems to amount to wearing a bra with a couple of shells stuck on and a tight green skirt.

Pointless without photographic evidence! :-)

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Being in Carlisle and missing the last train back to Edinburgh cos you never heard the change of platform over the tannoy!

Happened to me last night, oops! :-)

[snooky]

Junk mail - although I do get a wee kick from packing their return envelopes with as much other junk mail as I can and posting the back to them.

[Onceinawhile]

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It seems to just be an excuse for girls to go out in far fewer clothes than usual but if they stick a tale on or draw sone whiskers they are a cat.

That just makes me so mad. Girls going out in less clothing than normal. Disgusting.

[Onceinawhile]

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Can't remember if I've said this one or not but just saw one and it gave me the rage, might be controversial even for here

Those Blue Edinburgh marathon EMF t shirts, I ****ing get it, you've run the marathon (slow clap)

Completely agree.

Oooo look at me. Left foot right foot repeat for 26 miles.

Wow. You must be so proud of yourself.

[beensaidbefore]

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Is she tidy? I'd be interested in evaluating to see if I definitely agree with you.

Hahaha

[heretoday]

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At least it's better than shop assistants who seem to think customers are just an inconvenience to their daily social gathering.

Every time I nip into Tesco the ladies on the tills seems to forget where they are; 'I was like pure steaming then he was like shut it and I was like naw you shut it ah'm off and he was like dinnae start. Anyway ur you oot tonight? We're headin tae Lauras fur 6, she was like dinnae come earlier and ah was like nae promises babes.'

Meanwhile I'm standing with my paper and bottle of water waiting on them to remember they are actually working. The conversation usually continues at pace even whilst I'm being served.

Good lord. Tesco's? I mean Asda you could understand it.

[heretoday]

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People who drag themselves into work when they're at deaths door. Nothing worse than having someone at work who is a sniffing, coughing and sneezing bacteria/virus mothership. Keep the **** away from me yah zombie.

They are usually trying to curry favour with the bosses.

[snooky]

Advert for BT wifi shows man being hoisted up by a helicopter and saying he can still get a signal at 150 ft in the air.
How come I can barely get a signal on my Nexus 8ft above my router?
False advertising - hang 'em.

[sleeping giant]

Managers who call people their staff.

Managers who mention that they have "staff" when on a night out.

Get a grip you knobs you sound kin ridiculous .

[Galahibby]

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Advert for BT wifi shows man being hoisted up by a helicopter and saying he can still get a signal at 150 ft in the air.
How come I can barely get a signal on my Nexus 8ft above my router?
False advertising - hang 'em.

[O'Rourke3]

Calorifically challenged gentlemen who wear shorts all year.....

[lord bunberry]

When you come out the supermarket with a couple of bags of shopping. You walk to the car with both bags in one hand and reach for the car keys. Without a shadow of a doubt the keys are n the pocket on the side that you're holding the shopping, meaning you have to put it down to get the keys out.

[Hiber-nation]

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When you come out the supermarket with a couple of bags of shopping. You walk to the car with both bags in one hand and reach for the car keys. Without a shadow of a doubt the keys are n the pocket on the side that you're holding the shopping, meaning you have to put it down to get the keys out.

I seem to have a huge problem in my old age of trying to carry 2 shopping bags and a set of keys back from the car and open the front door without dropping the keys.

Anyway....been said before no doubt but erseholes who don't clear up their dog sheidt....grrrrr.

[Onceinawhile]

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When you come out the supermarket with a couple of bags of shopping. You walk to the car with both bags in one hand and reach for the car keys. Without a shadow of a doubt the keys are n the pocket on the side that you're holding the shopping, meaning you have to put it down to get the keys out.

Doesn't happen with keyless entry!

[IrnBru22]

People who spray perfume/deodrant on a bus or train.

[IrnBru22]

The woman in BoS at the Kirkgate with the fakest smile and worst small talk.

[IrnBru22]

People that say to you "what's your chat?"

[snooky]

The BBC - reporting that a group of Hearts fans were singing sectarian songs on a train yet chose to ignore the same offence by thousands of you-know-whos on their sports broadcasts every week.

[Hibrandenburg]

People who walk two abreast on the pavement where there's obviously only room for one person in each direction. For example under scaffolding on the pavement. Grrrr.

[heretoday]

Broadcasters who can't pronounce foreign names and make a joke about it e.g. "That's easy for you to say yuk yuk etc".

If they were halfway professional they'd do their research, find out how to pronounce the names and then just do it.

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

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Broadcasters who can't pronounce foreign names and make a joke about it e.g. "That's easy for you to say yuk yuk etc".

If they were halfway professional they'd do their research, find out how to pronounce the names and then just do it.

Thats what Paul Merson on Soccer Saturday does but, its pretty much for all names.

[hibee_girl]

The bags that cinemas put popcorn in now, so noisy!!

[#FromTheCapital]

The huge number of online portals these days that all have different criteria for passwords. The notes section of my phone is crammed full of usernames and passwords.

[Hiber-nation]

Lads who don't turn up for the fives.

Silly wee dafties who do turn up and think it's some sort of showcase for all their flicks, tricks and rabonas but never actually try to pass the ball once.

[Hibrandenburg]

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Lads who don't turn up for the fives.

Silly wee dafties who do turn up and think it's some sort of showcase for all their flicks, tricks and rabonas but never actually try to pass the ball once.

My mate is a trainer in the football department of the Berlin Sports Academy. When it comes to selection for Hertha BSC youth programme the students have to go through some rigorous tests, most of them fail because they try showboating in games under the false impression that it will impress.