The Yamasaurus 1st Edition

[JohnStephens91]

Beggar-teur: the act of taking money off of an amateur football side and robbing them of funds they need for survival.

[Dashing Bob S]

'Virtually debt free and second biggest transfer budget in the SPL.' - this is a rallying call for Yamkind (population estimated at between 5,000 and 400,000) replacing 'we only owe it to ourselves.'

It can mean various things from 'owner on run from authorities' 'owe 25 million pounds' 'can't pay wages' 'mass redundancies' 'cake sales' 'administration' 'no buyers' 'liquidation' 'playing in lower leagues' 'homelessness' and 'extinction'.

[HiBremian]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23212493

Jzombos - post-2013 Hearts supporters; ref: Zombie Yams; origs: Eastern Europe.

[Twa Cairpets]

"yamazing supporters"

Hearts fans with a cake dish or access to face paint.

[snooky]

Yam an' eggs = the possibility of moving to Murrayfield and changing sport

Yamusement Park = PBS

[Dunderhall]

Yamification: A development or consequence growing out of and sometimes complicating a problem, plan, or statement: the ramifications of a court decision. Synonym - #allisverycomplex.

[hibs0666]

Yarm in yarm: A 10,000 person human cord that designed to prevent HMFC being liquidated and Tynecastle demolished.

[StevesFamau5]

Not sure if this has been done. Yam Aid, a concert at the wongadome presented by king yam Rudolph Skacel who will bring the famous 5-1 band to perform the new anthem "never let them forget" all proceeds will go to the development of Tynecastle flats.. Flats for the man who has nothing but still wants SARS

[jacomo]

1. Source of income that provides a bigger budget and insulates a company from financial difficulty. #insafehands #weoweittoourselves #allisbarry

2. Morally and legally dubious source of foreign cash that corrupts an organisation completely and puts its very existence at risk. #allisverycomplex

Ex. (Hobo-friendly example) "I've got a positive funding arrangement with my dealer - unless I find £300 for him by tonight he's gonna break my ******* legs."

Source: http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/articles/2...241384_1902130

Credit: steakbake

[Treadstone]

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1. Source of income that provides a bigger budget and insulates a company from financial difficulty. #insafehands #weoweittoourselves #allisbarry

2. Morally and legally dubious source of foreign cash that corrupts an organisation completely and puts its very existence at risk. #allisverycomplex

Ex. (Hobo-friendly example) "I've got a positive funding arrangement with my dealer - unless I find £300 for him by tonight he's gonna break my ******* legs."

Source: http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/articles/2...241384_1902130

Credit: stakebake

Excellent stuff .

[steakbake]

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1. Source of income that provides a bigger budget and insulates a company from financial difficulty. #insafehands #weoweittoourselves #allisbarry

2. Morally and legally dubious source of foreign cash that corrupts an organisation completely and puts its very existence at risk. #allisverycomplex

Ex. (Hobo-friendly example) "I've got a positive funding arrangement with my dealer - unless I find £300 for him by tonight he's gonna break my ******* legs."

Source: http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/articles/2...241384_1902130

Credit: stakebake

Kind of you - many thanks.

[jacomo]

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Kind of you - many thanks.

Even though I misspelt your name?? Will amend now.

[Bostonhibby]

Yam Pee

Like an MP, or Member of Parliament - elected to represent all of the members of a parliamentary constituency in all of the matters where their interests might be affected.

After election as an MP the Yam Pee quickly converts to using their position to look after their own personal hobbies and interests whilst still enjoying the salary, expenses and privileges of the actual MP role they were elected to do.

[Phil D. Rolls]

Yambledon : minor tournament in the world of tennis, which no Jambo has ever stooped to enter, let alone win. AKA "the wee major" . (See also US Open, and other tournaments on the Wee Tennis Tour.)

Not to be confused with the Craiglockhart and District Open Championship, which was recently watched by a gallery of Yam fuss from Sport and Showbusiness. Sir Cliff Richard ( via eMail), Stephen Hendrys best pal from primary school, Sean Connery (full sized picture) and Ronnie Corbett ( seen talking to the producer about stringing tennis racquets).

Forever in their shadows, 1-5, 1902, hobos, slum dwellers, non establishment, etc.

[jacomo]

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Yam Pee

Like an MP, or Member of Parliament - elected to represent all of the members of a parliamentary constituency in all of the matters where their interests might be affected.

After election as an MP the Yam Pee quickly converts to using their position to look after their own personal hobbies and interests whilst still enjoying the salary, expenses and privileges of the actual MP role they were elected to do.

Not to be confused with Lord of the Yams - also a holder of political office, but of impaired judgement and bodily function due to general jakeyness. Worse than useless.

[jacomo]

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Yambledon : minor tournament in the world of tennis, which no Jambo has ever stooped to enter, let alone win. AKA "the wee major" . (See also US Open, and other tournaments on the Wee Tennis Tour.)

Not to be confused with the Craiglockhart and District Open Championship, which was recently watched by a gallery of Yam fuss from Sport and Showbusiness. Sir Cliff Richard ( via eMail), Stephen Hendrys best pal from primary school, Sean Connery (full sized picture) and Ronnie Corbett ( seen talking to the producer about stringing tennis racquets).

Forever in their shadows, 1-5, 1902, hobos, slum dwellers, non establishment, etc.

[Eyrie]

Yamnation of Faust - A modern take on the classic opera by Berlioz, in which an over-ambitious hoofball team willingly sells its soul to Mephistromanov in exchange for promises of football glory (featuring the "Big Team Overture"). The two combine to seduce the team's loyal fans with the famous "Champions League Duet", before deceiving them into robbing children of their piggy banks and Christmas presents (the "Share Scam Chorus"). Mephistromanov then makes off with the proceeds and abandons the hoofball team to administration. Despite the desperate efforts of the loyal fans (the heartbreaking "Cake Bake Aria") liquidation soon follows* and the theatre is converted to flats.










*Because you've got to have a happy ending

[Moon unit]

Yambleside...lazy, meandering, quaint, rundown, overpriced home of cottagers!..

[Speedway]

Yamily Fortunes

The new HTV game show hosted by Vernon Gay.

In the first episode we welcome the Romanov Family

Vladimir - Hiding Under The Desk
Gladysmir - His wife and sister
I-is-hir - His son and sister
Rodney - His son and uncle
Dave - The suspiciously non-Lithuanian looking one.

Then we have the Hartley family

Paul - The Matriarch
Julian - Paul's 'friend'
Sebastian - Paul's 'friend'
Adrian - Paul's 'friend'
Golden Gary - Paul's 'Service Provider'

First question:

We asked 100 people of sound mind, will the Yams stay up next season?

*Paul hits the buzzer*

Vernon: Paul!

Paul: Yes!

Vernon: If that answer's up there, I'll give you the money myself. Our survey said:

URRGGHH UUURRRRRGHGHGGGHGGHGH

[Jack]

Pegabacus. noun. A three or four arm rotory calculator sometimes seen in gardens misused for drying clothes. Similar to the Greek abacus pegs slide from side to side to make complex calculations. The beauty of a pegabacus is that three or four hoboconomists can work on the same calculation at the same time ensuring absolute accuracy.

Funny thing is is that this would actually work :-)

[One Day Soon]

Bump

YamMerry Christmas Requiem

It was christmas eve babe
In the CVA tank
An old Yam said to me: won't see another one
And then they sang a song
The rare old Romanov
You turned your face away and dreamed about BDO
Got on an unlucky one
Came in seven to none
I´ve got a feeling
This year´s F***** for you
So happy christmas
I love you Vlady
I can see a Bigger Team
Did all the bills get paid?

They got world cup stars
They got Lith banks full of gold
But HMRC goes right through you
It´s a place full of fools
When you first took my shares on a cold christmas eve
You promised Champions League was waiting for me
You were Walter you were Mitty
Joke of Edinburgh city when the bank finished paying they yelled out for more
Nade was swinging all the Yam mugs they were paying
No pot to piss on a corner
Then closed overnight.

And the boys from the Hibee choir were singing on New Year's Day
And the bells were ringing out for Pat Stanton and Frank Sauzee.

You´re a Yam you´re a punk
You´re stadium's all junk
Lying there almost dead on a financial drip in that bed
You tax dodging maggot
You charity robbing faggot
Happy christmas your arse we know it´s your last.

And the boys of the Hibee choir's still singing every New Year's Day
And the bells ring out
For Pat Stanton and Frank Sauzee.

We could have been a Big Team
Well so could Gretna
Vlad took my savings from me
After Robinson
He kept them with him Merricks
He put them with his own
Can´t beat relegation
You´ve built your dreams on lies

And the boys of the Hibee choir's still singing every New Year's Day
And the bells ring out
For Pat Stanton and Frank Sauzee.

[Ronniekirk]

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YamMerry Christmas Requiem

It was christmas eve babe
In the CVA tank
An old Yam said to me: won't see another one
And then they sang a song
The rare old Romanov
You turned your face away and dreamed about BDO
Got on an unlucky one
Came in seven to none
I´ve got a feeling
This year´s F***** for you
So happy christmas
I love you Vlady
I can see a Bigger Team
Did all the bills get paid?

They got world cup stars
They got Lith banks full of gold
But HMRC goes right through you
It´s a place full of fools
When you first took my shares on a cold christmas eve
You promised Champions League was waiting for me
You were Walter you were Mitty
Joke of Edinburgh city when the bank finished paying they yelled out for more
Nade was swinging all the Yam mugs they were paying
No pot to piss on a corner
Then closed overnight.

And the boys from the Hibee choir were singing on New Year's Day
And the bells were ringing out for Pat Stanton and Frank Sauzee.

You´re a Yam you´re a punk
You´re stadium's all junk
Lying there almost dead on a financial drip in that bed
You tax dodging maggot
You charity robbing faggot
Happy christmas your arse we know it´s your last.

And the boys of the Hibee choir's still singing every New Year's Day
And the bells ring out
For Pat Stanton and Frank Sauzee.

We could have been a Big Team
Well so could Gretna
Vlad took my savings from me
After Robinson
He kept them with him Merricks
He put them with his own
Can´t beat relegation
You´ve built your dreams on lies

And the boys of the Hibee choir's still singing every New Year's Day
And the bells ring out
For Pat Stanton and Frank Sauzee.

EXElLENT Can Hibs.Net not arrange for a group with Hibs connections to quickly record this We can all download it and push it to No 1 for X mass .How good would that be yams being able to hear it on the radio and play it over Tammy at the Derby game 2nd January .

[Twa Cairpets]

The clinging vestiges of hope held on to by the insufferable in the desperate desire for the improbable

It's ok Craigie, we've a CVYam agreed in principle so that means we're the big team still and 5-1 and Mr Romanov and, and , and....

Nice work ODS by the way...

[Dan Sarf]

[QUOTE=Eyrie;3676338]Yamnation of Faust - A modern take on the classic opera by Berlioz, in which an over-ambitious hoofball team willingly sells its soul to Mephistromanov in exchange for promises of football glory (featuring the "Big Team Overture"). The two combine to seduce the team's loyal fans with the famous "Champions League Duet", before deceiving them into robbing children of their piggy banks and Christmas presents (the "Share Scam Chorus"). Mephistromanov then makes off with the proceeds and abandons the hoofball team to administration. Despite the desperate efforts of the loyal fans (the heartbreaking "Cake Bake Aria") liquidation soon follows* and the theatre is converted to flats.

Superb!

[MyJo]

Yaministration - The long drawn out process of trying to save a football club after living way beyond thier means for several years without the good concience or sense to notice they were being royally shafted by a mental submarine driver.

Yaministrator - Chief bloodsucker responsible for bleeding the 400,000 dry of all money during Yaministration on the pretence that the football club is not f***ed.

Yam-Grinch - (See Yaminstrator) Spoiler of christmas for mill....err.....thou.....eh....hund.....hmmm.....l iterally dozens of poor little kids.

[jacomo]

I Yam MP

baby-faced elected Member of Parliament and would-be saviour of the Yams. Wears a dark suit and serious expression to fool people into thinking his Foundation of Hearts has a hope of pulling their unlikely rescue plan off. Fools 400,000 people.

[Phil D. Rolls]

Budg-et

Unspecified sum used for the purchase of an unknown item.

[Dashing Bob S]

CVA agreement - a process by which all parties except the ones who have frozen the shares (the Lithuanian Courts) agree that the shares should be transferred. All the other parties also agree never to mention the existence of the party who has frozen the shares or why they have done this.

Rubber stamp - literally what it says, a stamp made out of rubber which bangs a seal on a piece of paper transferring the above CVA agreement to a CVA completion. But part of the above CVA agreement is to agree never to talk about who holds the rubber stamp and when they will issue it.

[Twa Cairpets]

"Doing a Stevo" - The act of committing a premature high five.
"Doing a Hamill" - The act of prancing about like a stumpy armed dwarf in stilleto's for no discernible output.
"Doing a Rudi" - A apparently non-existent act committed by a Hibs Gang/Fan/Tim on George Street.

[One Day Soon]

Cathrostrophic

The effect of an experience so traumatising that even shamelessly deluded Rover drivers are forced to stop polishing their grille badges and start to dimly perceive the harsh truth of financial reality.

"That Scottish Cup derby defeat last night was so Cathrostrophic that I'm beginning to think that maybe after all we're not......you know......big.'