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[jacomo]

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With the headline "That's all Foulkes!"

[Dibben]

Cool - it's back up... :-)

[Makaveli]

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Cool - it's back up... :-)

Challenge accepted ;)

[Hexham Hibee]

There's Norway they could stoopit enough to get involved. Oslo they said anyway.

[Green Reaper]

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There's Norway they could stoopit enough to get involved. Oslo they said anyway.

git' yer coat,jaiket,cloak,everything!

[SurferRosa]

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yup, a bit like AllisBarry Anderson.

[Green Reaper]

they remind me of a song, 'painting a stairway to admin'..... something like that anyway

[Springbank]

Not sure there's enough dodgy money in Norge.

Id expect hearts next owner to come from sierra leone or perhaps a free spirited "sailor" from somalia?

Cue fatty foulkes "when I was growing up I loved a game of pirates and I think we should give these men, who are after all seafaring entrepreneurs like vladimir, the benefit of the doubt..their ship is bigger than Hibs ship by the way, you know, the one on the wee team crest..."

[lapsedhibee]

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It has gone very quiet on the Viking takeover bid.

That solution's gone all Norwegian Blue.

[sidneyhibbie]

you know i know the party is over the deluded at the PBS Cling on tick tock

[silverhibee]

f*** the h*****

[Saorsa]

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f*** the h*****

[Haymaker]

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f*** the h*****

Well said mate!

[silverhibee]

die h***** die

[Iain G]

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I know I've quoted Chris Brookmyre before on this thread, and I know he supports St Liedown etc (or 2-3 as the 1-5 obsessed Jambos should now call them?) but he had a brilliant line in one of his short stories, and I can just see the FoH screaming it now, as they are bombarded with fake pledges and forced to take their site down...

"I've got two words for you lot: fxxxing shutit"

It's in here (Bampot Central, set in the St James Centre) brilliant
http://www.brookmyre.co.uk/extras/sh...ampot-central/

There is that little bit about Andy Dow, I think it's in Rubber Ducks, which always makes me laugh out loud

[The Green Goblin]

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Kaunus July 2013

Foundation of Hearts (FoH) have arranged a meeting with representatives of the Lithuanian admin.

Adomas (Administrator) : "If you can get the other parties agreed, we won't stand in the way of your purchase"

Alex (FoH) : "Great news Adomas, Big Zal , 5-1 and a' that!"

Ian (FoH) : "I'm an MP"

Adomas : "Obviously I can't go back to the treasury empty handed so we must negotiate a price for the debt, I feel generous today lets say half ,7.5 million"

Alex (FoH) : "Lira or Litas ?"

Ian (FoH) : "I'm an MP"

Adomas : "Sterling, Gentlemen"

Alex (FoH) : "Okay, Right that's £25k a month for 25 years we can do that"

Adomas : "You misunderstand, we can get a similar fee immediately by forcing the sale of Swynecastle"

Alex (FoH) : "Ya dirty Russian bastart"

Ian (FoH) : "I'm an MP"

Adomas : "I'm leaving!"

Alex (FoH) : "Wait Aromas! I'll call the FoH treasurer and see if we can crunch some numbers"

Ian (FoH) : "I'm an MP"

Alex (FoH) picks up mobile and makes call : "Rolland...I'm about to pull the trigger on this deal, so you're sure then £12m a year in pledges ?"

Ian (FoH) : "I'm an MP"

#imanmp

[Viva_Palmeiras]

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#imanmp

#IWantToSpeakToTheBritishAmbassador

[s2hart]

As a matter of interest, do they actually have any sellable players left? Or is it a case they would struggle to make it to the 1st July when the window opens and try and cash in on the best youngster in the country, sorry the UK?

[Waxy]

How much will they HAVE to pay in wages this week?

[HIBERNIAN-0762]

This latest non payment (in full) must surely be ringing bells somewhere near Hampden yet they continue to flaunt the rules by deliberately not paying and hoping the dozy fans will pay out more pocket money to keep them afloat for another few days.

If the so called take over is due then why not now and not later?

Screwing the fans with cheap talk is easy and they fall for it hook line and sinker.

A total joke of a football club.

[Part/Time Supporter]

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Well, it makes some sense that the payment would be due for the tax case, unlike PAYE. It was reported when the first payment was made in early May, therefore the next payment would have been due in early June. It also makes sense that the SPL haven't punished them yet, because their rules relate to ongoing PAYE whereas this case relates to taxes that should have been paid 5-6 years ago.

BUT the report contradicts their own accounts, which states that the amounts are due monthly. Therefore it isn't a case of them being due to pay £500K and being £100K short with the payment. If that had been the case they would have been chased for the shortfall weeks ago, because the debt would have arisen in early May.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/140824200/...counts-2011-12

Stuart Bathgate has another bash in his scribbles this morning.

http://www.scotsman.com/sport/footba...club-1-2963125

According to a club source, the bill of £100,000 was for outstanding PAYE contributions – not, as reported in The Scotsman yesterday, part of the £500,000 due to HMRC as part of a settlement reached late last year. But, whatever the precise nature of the debt, the fact remains that the club has been unable to meet in full its obligations to the tax authority as they arise.

In addition to the half-million-pound bill, which was settled last month, Hearts have two sums of the same amount which will fall due at the same time in the following two years. The club says it now has a monthly schedule of payments in place to ensure that it complies with its commitments.

They didn't pay £500,000 towards the tax case last month. Their accounts state that the amount due in respect of the tax case within 12 months from 30 June 2012 is £242,000.

Try again Stuart.

[ronaldo7]

I beLIEve they paid the majority to HMRC yesterday. The payment was for £51,051.51p

This leaves them 51p to pay the wages on Friday.

[Aldo]

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f*** the h*****

This

[Aldo]

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die h***** die

And this.

[Kojock]

So they owed £100,000 PAYE to HMRC. They say they have paid the majority of it which to me would be £75,000+ which means they are struggling to find a measly £25,000.

If they are having difficulty finding that amount just now, how the hell are they going to survive the season ahead.

[robinp]

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So they owed £100,000 PAYE to HMRC. They say they have paid the majority of it which to me would be £75,000+ which means they are struggling to find a measly £25,000.

If they are having difficulty finding that amount just now, how the hell are they going to survive the season ahead.

My thoughts exactly, the point of the season when a club should be cash rich.

I can't wait to see the accounts to 30 June 2013 (if the survive long enough) just to see how little cash at bank they have!

[Treadstone]

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They didn't pay £500,000 towards the tax case last month. Their accounts state that the amount due in respect of the tax case within 12 months from 30 June 2012 is £242,000.

Try again Stuart.

I'd rather he didn't. He is like a drunk that turns up late to a party already pished and slavering a lot of garbage.

[poolman]

As they have not paid all of this tax money will ( or can ) the SPL inflict another transfer ban or some such sanction

But going by their track record I would'nt think they will do anything

[brydekirk]

Anyone know when the TV money gets handed out, is it before the season starts ?

[truehibernian]

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So they owed £100,000 PAYE to HMRC. They say they have paid the majority of it which to me would be £75,000+ which means they are struggling to find a measly £25,000.

If they are having difficulty finding that amount just now, how the hell are they going to survive the season ahead.

Yet they announce the 'signing' of Danny Slipup before he's actually signed, and gleefully leak to the media they are close to getting Boyd and Goodwillie.

Given Ian Murray MP is my (sadly) member of parliament I think I might email him to give prior warning of my non payment of council tax for next year - I've decided to implement the Hearts payment model and pay it over 3 years, only when I can be ersed, and in two pence pieces.