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**~~The Voice Of Reason~~** · 26-01-2011 12:07 PM

Which would I prefer :-

1. My next jobbie being a very prickly hedgehog (ouch!)

or

2. Hearts winning the league

Answer - Number 1. EVERY TIME !

HIBS TILL I DIE.....****** THE HEARTS.

**~~Judas Iscariot~~** · 26-01-2011 12:12 PM

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I certainly hope they win the league, I much prefer Hearts to either Celtic or Rangers.

Good sheeet aye?

***EH6 Hibby*** · 26-01-2011 01:14 PM

Just had a look at that story in the Sun, and on a completely unrelated note, How Ugly is Rubens Palazuelos? There is a photo of him next to the main story, and he is one of the ugliest men I've ever seen. Makes Stevie Fulton look like George Clooney.

**Cabbage East** · 26-01-2011 01:15 PM

I'd rather nosh off Mercer's corpse than watch them win the league. Moot point anyway as they're nowhere near good enough.

***lapsedhibee*** · 26-01-2011 01:24 PM

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I'd rather nosh off Mercer's corpse than watch them win the league.

You think cannibalism's a laughing matter? Tell that to the New Guineans who ate their dead and contracted kuru! (Actually I think it was mostly the womenfolk who contracted it, what with them being as a sex either greedier or weaker, I'm not sure which.)

**~~Hibernia Na Eir~~** · 26-01-2011 01:29 PM

The artery swelling, coffin dodging, sheep shaagin, cancerous nosed liar of a hun! All hibs hate all things maroon. Hope celtic thrash you this evening.

***Calvin*** · 26-01-2011 01:31 PM

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Good sheeet aye?

I hate Celtic and Rangers, they are evil clubs. Hearts are more of a joke.

***AgentDaleCooper*** · 26-01-2011 01:46 PM

Originally Posted by Calvino

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I certainly hope they win the league, I much prefer Hearts to either Celtic or Rangers.

i imagine we're both basically chucking any credibility we have on this board down the pan here, but i actually agree with this. i think hearts winning the league could save scottish football. i love to hate hearts - i just simply hate rangers and celtic. if hearts won the league, it could open the whole thing up, if even only for a while - if calderwood can put a decent team together, we could be challenging up there as well.

i'm pretty sure this is an utterly unacceptable thing to admit though...

**Shearer** · 26-01-2011 02:39 PM

Originally Posted by Calvino

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I certainly hope they win the league, I much prefer Hearts to either Celtic or Rangers.

Couldn't agree more with the Old Firm bit

I'm certainly not sitting here hoping they're gonna win it, but if they do then I'd be quite happy for them tbh! At least it'd be an Edinburgh team winning the League, I hate the Old Firm a million times more than I hate Hearts

***lapsedhibee*** · 26-01-2011 02:41 PM

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Couldn't agree more with the Old Firm bit

I'm certainly not sitting here hoping they're gonna win it, but if they do then I'd be quite happy for them tbh! At least it'd be an Edinburgh team winning the League, I hate the Old Firm a million times more than I hate Hearts

Good effort.

**Shearer** · 26-01-2011 03:08 PM

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Good effort.

Is there a problem?

I know quite a few hibs fans who would agree with me, although it is obviously the minority! But hey ho, why not?

***jacomo*** · 26-01-2011 03:13 PM

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Good effort.

I know... this agent is DEEP undercover!

If they DO win it, won't it make all Vlad's conspiracy theory ranting look even more stupid? Expect him to sack JJ or sabotage the team in some other way if Hearts look remotely close to winning the title.

**Shearer** · 26-01-2011 03:22 PM

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I know... this agent is DEEP undercover!

If they DO win it, won't it make all Vlad's conspiracy theory ranting look even more stupid? Expect him to sack JJ or sabotage the team in some other way if Hearts look remotely close to winning the title.

Aye if it looks like they are gonna win it in a few months time I'm sure Vlad will want his piece of the pie! He'll no doubt try and grab some of the attention.

Unfortunately I dont think they, or anyone else in the SPL have a chance of winning it within the forseeable future, the Weegie media/SFA will see to that.

The Old Firm have strangled Scottish Football so much to the point that I just want ANYONE to win it other than the Old Firm! Hearts would be my last choice but it looks like they are the only ones who could even challenge at the moment unfortunately.

**darwenhibby** · 26-01-2011 04:57 PM

First and foremost I hate Hearts always have done always will do, but a least you have got admire what a bit of team spirit does.

Jefferies for some reason can get them motivated and fired up for all games especially derbies.

If we could have half the team spirit they have, we would not be in the position we are now.

On paper I would say we have a better and stronger starting 11, what we don't have is enough players who give a flying what state the Hibs are in.

Go Hibs prove me wrong

**Franck Stanton** · 26-01-2011 05:08 PM

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Is there a problem?

I know quite a few hibs fans who would agree with me, although it is obviously the minority! But hey ho, why not?

WHY NOT ? Christ , haven't you ever heard them go on & on & on & on about our dismal Scpttish Cup record ? Just imagine how they would crow about actually winning the SPL - would be as bad as the English regurgitating 1966 - only worse.

**SkintHibby** · 26-01-2011 06:00 PM

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On paper I would say we have a better and stronger starting 11

What a totally stupid false comment to make.

***Bostonhibby*** · 26-01-2011 06:45 PM

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I don't know any Hibs supporters that would back hearts in any way for the title. FJK is a slaver as usual.

I think he is just confused, what he has never understood is that 99% of Hibs fans have actually consistently backed JJ personally for a dose of ebola fever as opposed to verbal diahorrea and its got lost somewhere in the translation.

He is actually not a bad Scottish Manager who knows how to compete with any squad in the SPL, he is using this article to crank us up, and its worked.

***Calvin*** · 26-01-2011 07:03 PM

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I don't know any Hibs supporters that would back hearts in any way for the title. FJK is a slaver as usual.

Funnily enough I met up with one of my Hibs supporting mates to watch the game tonight and without any prior knowledge of this thread remarked to me that he also would like to see Hearts outdo the OF.

I'm actually pretty disappointed that so many Hibees seem to prefer the OF to the team that we share a city with, and as far as I can see are much less offensive.

Maybe the difference for me is that I am a fan of football and Hibs are the team I support.

***AgentDaleCooper*** · 26-01-2011 07:47 PM

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Funnily enough I met up with one of my Hibs supporting mates to watch the game tonight and without any prior knowledge of this thread remarked to me that he also would like to see Hearts outdo the OF.

I'm actually pretty disappointed that so many Hibees seem to prefer the OF to the team that we share a city with, and as far as I can see are much less offensive.

Maybe the difference for me is that I am a fan of football and Hibs are the team I support.

i wouldn't go this far - it's the circumstances for me. if it wasn't for the old firm's dominance, there's no way i'd want hearts to win the league. fact is though, if someone doesn't get one over them soon, this league will die a sorry, pathetic death.

as has been said by someone else, i'm not sitting here actually supporting them and cheering them on to win - i just think that all things considered, it would be a good thing. with hearts, i feel it's more of a sibling rivalry (albeit a sibling we really don't like very much), where as with the huns and celtic, they are a genuine threat and enemy to our clubs existence (for those who wish to cite mercer as an example of hearts being this, bare in mind that many (and all the sensible) hearts fans were very much against this. we have a dependency on each other for things to be interesting - we'd miss each other if the other went out of existence (whether you can see this or not, it's indubitably the case. do you look forward to any games as much as a derby? ok...when we're actually good?)

sorry, that was a haver, but in short, i think it would be a good thing if hearts won the league, but i don't expect many people to agree with me, because this is a hibs message board, and i would actually be rather worried if the entire hibs support thought hearts winning the league was a good thing.

**hibsbollah** · 26-01-2011 08:27 PM

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i wouldn't go this far - it's the circumstances for me. if it wasn't for the old firm's dominance, there's no way i'd want hearts to win the league. fact is though, if someone doesn't get one over them soon, this league will die a sorry, pathetic death.

as has been said by someone else, i'm not sitting here actually supporting them and cheering them on to win - i just think that all things considered, it would be a good thing. with hearts, i feel it's more of a sibling rivalry (albeit a sibling we really don't like very much), where as with the huns and celtic, they are a genuine threat and enemy to our clubs existence (for those who wish to cite mercer as an example of hearts being this, bare in mind that many (and all the sensible) hearts fans were very much against this. we have a dependency on each other for things to be interesting - we'd miss each other if the other went out of existence (whether you can see this or not, it's indubitably the case. do you look forward to any games as much as a derby? ok...when we're actually good?)

sorry, that was a haver, but in short, i think it would be a good thing if hearts won the league, but i don't expect many people to agree with me, because this is a hibs message board, and i would actually be rather worried if the entire hibs support thought hearts winning the league was a good thing.

Thats me as well. Can't stand Hertz, but I don't really hate the institution the same way as i hate the old firm. I expect to be firmly in the minority though.

***One Day Soon*** · 26-01-2011 08:50 PM

It is theoretically preferable for the Yams to win the league rather than the Ugly Sisters.

The reality however is that their simian supporters would make life utterly unbearable in the parallel universe in which this theoretically happens. You think the ludicrous Big Team, Wee Team stuff is onanistically daft?

We would be living in the very capital of Rover, run by an army of yellow cardigans if the unthinkable happened. No thanks.

**(((Fergus)))** · 26-01-2011 09:18 PM

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Is there a problem?

I know quite a few hibs fans who would agree with me, although it is obviously the minority! But hey ho, why not?

you need to ask a mod for maroon letters

**(((Fergus)))** · 26-01-2011 09:22 PM

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It is theoretically preferable for the Yams to win the league rather than the Ugly Sisters.

The reality however is that their simian supporters would make life utterly unbearable in the parallel universe in which this theoretically happens. You think the ludicrous Big Team, Wee Team stuff is onanistically daft?

We would be living in the very capital of Rover, run by an army of yellow cardigans if the unthinkable happened. No thanks.

that's the problem but on balance i'd rather they (or anyone else outside OF) won the league for a change.

***SHODAN*** · 26-01-2011 09:30 PM

Oh well, there's always next year.

***Baldy Foghorn*** · 26-01-2011 10:06 PM

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Funnily enough I met up with one of my Hibs supporting mates to watch the game tonight and without any prior knowledge of this thread remarked to me that he also would like to see Hearts outdo the OF.

I'm actually pretty disappointed that so many Hibees seem to prefer the OF to the team that we share a city with, and as far as I can see are much less offensive.

Maybe the difference for me is that I am a fan of football and Hibs are the team I support.

So why would you want to see our greatest rivals challenge for anything?

**hibsbollah** · 30-01-2011 07:20 PM

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Thats me as well. Can't stand Hertz, but I don't really hate the institution the same way as i hate the old firm. I expect to be firmly in the minority though.

I was on a bus today with my kids and had the misfortune to have two stereotypical union-jack clad Rangers neanderthals on the back of the bus on the way to their big day oot. Rule Brittania, Lennon Must Hang, Fenian this, Muslim that, the whole repertoire of jolly sing-songs were being trotted out.

The Hertz try, but they will never reach the depths of the uberhuns, in my book anyway.

***Calvin*** · 30-01-2011 07:33 PM

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So why would you want to see our greatest rivals challenge for anything?

Because I think it would be good to see a team break the dominance of the Old Firm, that's the only reason. Just because Hibs are my preferred team it doesn't necessitate a dislike of Hearts as far as I'm concerned.

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Because I think it would be good to see a team break the dominance of the Old Firm, that's the only reason. Just because Hibs are my preferred team it doesn't necessitate a dislike of Hearts as far as I'm concerned.

I'm sorry but I just cannot comprehend this.

I agree it would be good to see the OF dominance broken and every Hibby would agree ...........................but by the yams. No danger.

***HibbyAndy*** · 30-01-2011 07:48 PM

Would i like to see Hearts split the old firm?

Trampy smelly twats, Wouldnt want them to win at tiddly winks never mind split the auld squirm.

***Baldy Foghorn*** · 30-01-2011 08:12 PM

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I'm sorry but I just cannot comprehend this.

I agree it would be good to see the OF dominance broken and every Hibby would agree ...........................but by the yams. No danger.

No self respecting Hibby would want to see the yams be anything but sheite.....

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Would i like to see Hearts split the old firm?

Trampy smelly twats, Wouldnt want them to win at tiddly winks never mind split the auld squirm.

Succintly put, post of week, END OF....