The Yamasaurus 1st Edition

[GreenandGlaikit]

" Terms and conditions: If you are visiting Gorgie Parish Church on Saturday for the Biggest Ever Sale please note that our staff can only accept cash for transactions. All items are not refundable. This does not affect your statutory rights."

Yambazaar : -


"A flea-market , a strange disreputable sale where shoddy maroon-coloured goods are sold on a cash-only, non-refundable basis"

[GreenandGlaikit]

Yamvan : -

A 3-wheeled vehicle manufactured by the Reliant Company which is used to transport goods to and from Yamble and Yambazaar markets.

[Toaods]

YAM-ATEUR DRAMATICS

A convention of terrible actors full of their own importance. These meetings are normally held in Church Halls and attended by deluded fanatics, sadly misguided by the idols performing for them.

[Speedway]

Yamcelled (Bolted, Ha,Ha)

The status of a (presumably) club paid for (presumably) return air fare to Vilnius for a one Mr. M. Magoo.

[Dashing Bob S]

YAMSPOTTING

A gritty urban novel that follows the desperate plight of a dwindling bunch of maroon clad hoofball addicts as they queue up outside the Tyney soup kitchen for their weekly fix.

[Hibs7]

YAMcGHEE all singing all dancing managerial saviour, used to increase season ticket sales, but only works short term as is liable to go back to where he came from.

YAMARRIOT Mythical hotel which only appears every 40 years like the fabled Brigadoon, reported to be due an appearance in Gorgie in the year 2011, but don't hold your breath.

[Sergy Pie]

YAMTHINK

The keyword here is blackwhite. Like so many Yam words, this word has two mutually contradictory meanings. Applied to an opponent, it means the habit of impudently claiming that black is white, in contradiction of the plain facts. Applied to a Yam, it means a loyal willingness to say that black is white when Vlad discipline demands this. But it means also the ability to believe that black is white, and more, to know that black is white, and to forget that one has ever believed the contrary. This demands a continuous alteration of the past, made possible by the system of thought which really embraces all the rest. YAMTHINK is basically the power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one's mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them.

[jacomo]

Yamplications

Unfortunate and unforseeable set of difficulties that happen with alarming frequency in Yamland. Can make business take much, much longer than expected.

See:

1. Getting planning permission for new stand.
2. Appointing a manager.

Usage:
"Sorry, I'd hoped to send that fax to you today, but I've been delayed by a yamplication."

[heretoday]

YAMSTYLE -

Distinctive mode of casual dress for the amply built man circa 1980s but still glimpsed today in Gorgie Suite and West Lothian masonics and bowling clubs.
Typified by Pringle jumper (two sizes too small) in pink, maroon or powder blue with emblem on left breast. Polo shirt of violently clashing colour underneath.
Often accompanied by light grey Fosters slacks (one size too small) and light grey loafers (freq tasselled).

[The_Todd]

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YAMTHINK

The keyword here is blackwhite. Like so many Yam words, this word has two mutually contradictory meanings. Applied to an opponent, it means the habit of impudently claiming that black is white, in contradiction of the plain facts. Applied to a Yam, it means a loyal willingness to say that black is white when Vlad discipline demands this. But it means also the ability to believe that black is white, and more, to know that black is white, and to forget that one has ever believed the contrary. This demands a continuous alteration of the past, made possible by the system of thought which really embraces all the rest. YAMTHINK is basically the power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one's mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them.

You've been reading 1984 again, haven't you?

[dalryhibby]

yamaha, a two wheeled vehicle,on which a lithuanan dictator uses to exit west edinburgh,ala steve mcqeen. depending on the cost of two stroke that is.

[Sergy Pie]

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You've been reading 1984 again, haven't you?

If there's any similarities in what I wrote with some of the content from that novel, I shall puruse the author relentlessly for plagarism.

[Wakeyhibee]

Yamish

Deep seated, old fashioned east european religious form, similar to quakers.

Noted for their long beards, dungarees & large 'close knit' families. Yamish people are poor, they work the land, ploughing furrows at Riccarton and reaping what they sow.

It was suggested that a massive investment was required to bring them into the 21st century however they seem happy to get into increasing debt knowing their Deity Vlad will come true and deliver them to the promised land.

[Speedway]

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Yamish

Deep seated, old fashioned east european religious form, similar to quakers.

Noted for their long beards, dungarees & large 'close knit' families. Yamish people are poor, they work the land, ploughing furrows at Riccarton and reaping what they sow.

It was suggested that a massive investment was required to bring them into the 21st century however they seem happy to get into increasing debt knowing their Deity Vlad will come true and deliver them to the promised land.

Do they celebrate 'Yam Kippur'?

[Jones28]

Yamble - Yams walking reluctantly to Tyncastle with that feeling of impending doom of yet another drubbing at home.

[The_Todd]

Yamster
A timid, cowering wee beastie totally dependant on the care of his (its) master.

Yambada
The dance favoured by Mad King Bambo, Vladimir Romanov, during his stint on Strictly Come Dancing.

[heretoday]

YAMLET -
Tragicomedy set in Tynecastle - a lonely Scottish outpost.
The eponymous hero comes to resent his mother's new husband Romanov - a money-grabbing east European of doubtful reputation who plans to turn the castle into a hotel and conference centre after getting rid of Yamlet and his followers who are all clowns.

The fun really starts when a dropped cigarette causes the castle to burn down. Romanov, who has failed to keep up the insurance payments is ruined and slinks away back east under a hail of cans and Buckfast bottles.

Yamlet saves the day by persuading the powers-that-be to allow him to start all over again in the East of Scotland league, a group of small traders. Unfortunately, his girlfriend, ignorant of Yamlet's upturn in fortune goes and throws herself in the river. That's the tragic bit.

[matty_f]

Yam Aid

Protest concert held in support of the Yams plight, not officially endorsed by either Bob Geldof, Bono or Midge Ure.

[Speedway]

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Yam Aid

Protest concert held in support of the Yams plight, not officially endorsed by either Bob Geldof, Bono or Midge Ure.

Although Bob Soldoff, Ohno and Midge Urine are all confirmed headliners.

[Twa Cairpets]

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Yamble - Yams walking reluctantly to Tyncastle with that feeling of impending doom of yet another drubbing at home.

A post of genius, young Mr Jones, genius.

[Wakeyhibee]

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Do they celebrate 'Yam Kippur'?

No that's a Jambo's breakfast

[heretoday]

Brilliant!!!

[Speedway]

'VladQuids' - (Technical Hitch, Bouncy)

Fictional currency used by HoMoFC to reimburse their playing staff for services rended. Honoured by no self respecting bank and witheld entirely from suppliers with unpaid invoices.

[Mon1875]

YamLately


Term used to describe how the vast majority of Yams on Kickback never get paid in time. It's normal banking practice don't you know

[lyonhibs]

YamE+Y

"The abortive attempts by Romanov to get a cell of "qualified" accountants to infiltrate Ernst and Young and fudge the HoMFC accounts to make them look acceptable. A crack team of Stephen Hawkings, Bill Gates and Joseph Stiglitz all bailed out on account of the insurmountability of the task"

[Wakeyhibee]

YAM-RAM

Selective memory of a Yam when argueing the toss

RAMAYAM

Involuntary fasting period after paying the rent

Vladi-Lost-Stock

Russian holiday town for Hearts board members

[BSEJVT]

Ya-month

An indeterminable period of employment before payment is made for services rendered (see technical diffculties)

Yambill

Submission of an invoice in the knowledge that it wont be paid for several months until legal action is threatened.

Vladmin

Appointment of Auditors to run a failing company without disclosing the fact to shareholders and creditors.(More commonly known by its full name of Administration once disclosure is made)

[MyJo]

Yamble sale - the hastily organised sale of anything your chairman can get his grubby mitts on, regardless of age or condition, in the local church hall as a means to keep the metaphorical wolves from the door for another week.

[Golden Bear]

Yamtastic - a person of Hibernian persuasion thoughts on reading this thread.

[Dashing Bob S]

YAMINISTRATION

A rare occurance whereby a club cannot be declared technically bankrupt us it only owes large sums of money to itself. Therefore other creditors like caterers, police, architechts for new stands (see YAMSTAND) and playing and administrative staff are presumed not to object top the fact that the company is trading insolvently.