Jumped in a taxi home from town with two of my mates. One of them asks the driver, "Excuse me pal, any chance we can go through the McDonald's drive through, we're starving!" The taxi driver replied with, "No! I can't be bothered with any of that carry on". My mate then asks if he would do it for an extra fiver, the reply was much of the same. I then asked the driver what team he supports, praying that he is a hibby so that I could possibly sweet talk him. Queue the inevitable, "I'm a Jambo mate". My other pal then goes, "Mate, will you take us to McDonald's if we gave you 15 points?" Maybe it was my drunken state but I don't think I've laughed unexpectedly so much in my life