1. Stop immediately and wait to be approached by Security/Staff Member.

2. Slow down but carry on walking waiting to see if you have set the alarm off and are approached.

3. Turn around and walk straight back in to proclaim your innocence.

4. Absolutely nothing as you know it's not you so you carry on walking without batting an eyelid.

5. Stop and proclaim oh FFS not again, every ****** time this happens to me.

6. Run like **** and hope you can outrun the Security and get away with the goods


Or anything else you would like to add.