Dan Parks .....

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.... what's he like?

I'm not an egg-chucker and don't know a lot about the game as it's played nowadays, but am I not right in thinking that Scottish egg-chuckers should chuck the egg to other Scottish egg-chuckers rather than to opposition egg-chuckers?




But then, Dan Parks isn't a Scottish egg-chucker. Not outside the "rules of convenience", hmm?