Where's Rolland

***Keith_M*** · 21-06-2013 02:09 PM

Never mind the previous question on where Vlad is, this is MUCH more urgent.

He was last heard of on the Scotsman comments pages on Tuesday(?), after the objection came to light about KPMG being appointed Administrators, telling the world that we were all wrong and that the 'frothers' had prematurely predicted the demise of his club.

As far as I'm aware, he has not been heard from since. I sincerely hope you take this appeal seriously and keep an eye out for him. Unfortuantely, there is no definite description of his appearance but I suspect a younger, fatter version of George Foulkes, having cut off four fingers on one hand so he can give the big team 5-1 sign without making too much effort.

(Admins: this is not directly Hearts Admin content so, please, please, please don't merge it with that thread

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**kdhibees1** · 21-06-2013 02:12 PM

**Thecat23** · 21-06-2013 02:13 PM

I was going to ask this myself! Can just imagine the wee fat turd hiding in his mums bedroom howling away to himself.

**Franck Stanton** · 29-06-2013 06:36 PM

Probably had a break-down trying to get his pea-brain around the fact his beloved club is in fact going down the tubes. He cant understand how they are in debt as they owe it all to themselves, they won 5-1 and get to hide behind since 1902 whenever he is losing an argument with a hibby. He even burnt his wee rodent paws whilst baking cakes, aww wee shame, he even bought two, yes two season tickets for himself just to prove he is a "ubber-fan". Or, more likely his library has closed for updating and he no longer has access to a computer what with the schools being on holiday as well. I for one am not missing you ya wee rat, as you are, without doubt, the thickest, most obnoxious wee rat on the planet.