The Yamasaurus 1st Edition

[Hibs4185]

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Gaggenpiss - A style of football, not pursued by J.Klopp esq, which is eagerly and entheusiastically lapped up by the fawning beige clad masses despite being the liquid equivalent of dug$#!£€

Geggenpished- The style of football known as gegenpressing and implemented by famous managers such as J Klopp. Gegenpished is the attempt of gegenpressing by clueless drunk Germans.

[Speedway]

'Yamissed Yamateur'

Words spoken by Lithuanian helmets who believe in winding up their star striker and then posting it for the world to see.

Observe:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS0rf8F40hM

[jacomo]

TikTok

A social media platform favoured by teenagers and pre-teens.

TICK TOCK

A persistent sound last heard emanating loudly from the Gorgie area of Edinburgh around 6 years ago. New reports suggest that it has returned in the last month.

[Eyrie]

Budge (n) - the diplomatic art of persuading others that they should sacrifice themselves for your benefit. Particularly useful when requesting wage cuts and league reconstructions.

[hibbyfraelibby]

Clause 12 - a ruddy great stick waved by a rapidly degenerating high risk pensioner at the height of the COVID-19 pandemic. Widely seen as ineffective in bullying players into accepting swinging wage cuts mainly due to most of them having a relegation release clause in their contract which will be activated within 38 days if not sooner

[Mixu62]

Relegation - A thing that is only meant to happen to other teams. If ever threatened by Relegation, the "famous" will immediately lobby for "reconstruction".

Reconstruction - see Relegation. A process designed to ensure maximum "sporting integrity". See sporting integrity.

Sporting Integrity - Whatever the "famous" decide it is from one minute to the next.

[Phil MaGlass]

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Kiddmarks - Odourous brown lines left on a Dens Park lavvie pan whilst Sir Albert bangs in a late brace of goals. Circa 1986

Kiddmarks 😂😂

[Bobo]

Low Budget - Substandard due to lack of financial integrity and mis-appropriation of allotted funds, an inferior imitation bereft of quality and class.

[TObeachesHibby]

YAm must be joking !

Typical initial statement from all 400,000 Hearts fans worldwide , that their well respected sporting institution (who single handed won WW1), is now being deprived of their God given place in the SPL.
Note : this is only the initial statement . Further statements from club & fans alike quickly reverts to the use of legal threats and "industrial" language.

[Wakeyhibee]

Covidised Yamnesia - A mental block on certain words or a refusal to accept an outcome. The sufferer will be in denial and use many alternative phrases to express the same thing, usually themed with victimisation.

[Hibs4185]

Expelled- another form of relegation. Relegation occurs after finishing bottom after 1 season. Being expelled is a result of being dug*hite for 18 months.

[hibbyfraelibby]

Championship - Where "famous" teams ply their trade

[jacomo]

Task Force

AB: I think a working party sounds like it might take some time whereas a task force is meant to imply that we can get things done very quickly. That's my interpretation of it. I asked the SPFL if I could see the objections the last time this [reconstruction] was looked at because I don't want to start with a blank piece of paper. I want to know what the objections were so we can start addressing these objections in case they still apply. I didn't want to get into a situation where we're wasting time. As a consequence of that phone call I was asked if I would join forces with the SPFL, which I opted to do, on the understanding that I was looking for a temporary resolution to a unique situation. I didn't want to get involved in months-long discussions trying to solve a problem that people haven't been able to solve for years.

[Liberal Hibby]

Subhuman rodent

Tautological insult used by antipodean based balcony dwelling Hearts supporters (antipodus yamus podium stultus) which makes supporters of rival clubs realise the individual's lack of vocabulary.

[TRIALIST]

Maroon ejaculation

A high state of emotion in eastern areas based on climax of football season.

[TObeachesHibby]

Maroon Pound
A form of currency with dubious value and legality, similar to bitcoins.
Exchange rate affected by vast amounts of capital expenditure on as yet unfinished stadium and inflated salary payments.
Currently valued just above the Zimbabwean Dollar (ref 100 Trillion dollar note)
Was heralded in parts of deepest, darkest Gorgie as "The New Gold Standard".
Has not been counterfeited.

[WillowbraeHibby]

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Maroon Pound
A form of currency with dubious value and legality, similar to bitcoins.
Exchange rate affected by vast amounts of capital expenditure on as yet unfinished stadium and inflated salary payments.
Currently valued just above the Zimbabwean Dollar (ref 100 Trillion dollar note)
Was heralded in parts of deepest, darkest Gorgie as "The New Gold Standard".
Has not been counterfeited.

Brilliant.

[AltheHibby]

For Foulkes sake!

Involuntary exclamation uttered by reasonable folks on seeing the pee er of the realm's latest tweet

[Eyrie]

Save Hearts In Trouble (FoH) - a non-charitable organisation which transfers money from simple football fans to successful businesswomen, millionaire footballers and SPFL lawyers.

[fiolex1]

Stendel Jacket: A somewhat over priced garment which is looks like a bargain but is of poor quality, is usually accompanied by a shoogly peg.
https://www.heartsdirect.co.uk/item/...EL-JACKET.html

[jacomo]

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Stendel Jacket: A somewhat over priced garment which is looks like a bargain but is of poor quality, is usually accompanied by a shoogly peg.
https://www.heartsdirect.co.uk/item/...EL-JACKET.html

Levein Jacket: ugly, functional styling, but not actually that useful. Suspect stain on bottom hem. Needed when your Stendel jacket falls off shoogly peg and is lost, but you remember you had the Levein in the back of the cupboard all the time.

[fiolex1]

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Levein Jacket: ugly, functional styling, but not actually that useful. Suspect stain on bottom hem. Needed when your Stendel jacket falls off shoogly peg and is lost, but you remember you had the Levein in the back of the cupboard all the time.

Like it:

[Not In The Know]

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Expelled- another form of relegation. Relegation occurs after finishing bottom after 1 season. Being expelled is a result of being dug*hite for 18 months.

Expelled - the final flush that clears away a particularly floaty maroon jobby.

[fiolex1]

Bargain bucket: An Anne Budge

[Smartie]

Expulsion - relegation, only viewed through the bitter, tear-filled eyes of a furious moron with with 6 fingers on each of their hands.

[fiolex1]

Doing a Craig Levein: Similar to a good old fart that lingers and won’t go away no matter what you do.

[Topographic Hibby]

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Levein Jacket: ugly, functional styling, but not actually that useful. Suspect stain on bottom hem. Needed when your Stendel jacket falls off shoogly peg and is lost, but you remember you had the Levein in the back of the cupboard all the time.

Cathro Jacket: for the younger Yam, with aspirations of Match Secretary at the local Golf Club. No longer to be found at the back of the cupboard under the Stendel Jacket or the Levein jacket, as the Cathro Jacket was "expelled" from employment. Now doing rather well for itself, perhaps indicating that the Levein Jacket was the problem all the time.

[fiolex1]

Down mammary Lane: reminiscing about a couple of tits ( Levein and Plug)

[007]

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Stendel Jacket: A somewhat over priced garment which is looks like a bargain but is of poor quality, is usually accompanied by a shoogly peg.
https://www.heartsdirect.co.uk/item/...EL-JACKET.html

And it only gets used from December to March.

[jacomo]

Budged It

Contemporary equivalent of Heartsed it. See Dens Park, May 1986. An uncanny ability to turn a strong position into a pile of poo.