Nominate Crawford Allan's replacement

[Eyrie]

Anyone and everything is eligible, preferably with a reason why they'd be suitable and a reason why they won't get it.

I'll start with the man of the moment, Frank Hester.

Why? Anyone that bigoted will easily get the Huns vote.

Why not? The Huns will veto anyone who is Irish.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Jim Traynor.

Why? He’s a fat, rabid hun.

Why not? Before he joined The Rangers as a PR mogul, he published an article saying the old Rangers died.

[Bostonhibby]

Alan Partridge.

Self assured, rarely wrong, never listens never needs to, always defers to his betters.

The roasters roaster.

Drives a rover.

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[HoboHarry]

Bibiana Steinhaus, Howard Webb's missus. German efficiency, top class referee in her day, ex polis and big Howard tae back her up when the zombies get rowdy and start issuing statements.

[Kato]

Helen Keller

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[Eyrie]

Jeremy Beadle

Why? Presenting Beadles About and You've Been Framed gave him an excellent background in working with dodgy film footage to show the desired result.

Why not? He was a freemason, so the Celtc fans will object.

[HoboHarry]

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Jeremy Beadle

Why? Presenting Beadles About and You've Been Framed gave him an excellent background in working with dodgy film footage to show the desired result.

Why not? He was a freemason, so the Celtc fans will object.

Except of course he's been dead for a few years so in terms of sensible input he'll provide just as much as Ian Maxwell does. Perfect fit then.

[Eyrie]

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Helen Keller

I can understand why she'd be suitable so why wouldn't she get the job?

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Except of course he's been dead for a few years so in terms of sensible input he'll provide just as much as Ian Maxwell does. Perfect fit then.

As you say, being dead isn't an obstacle.

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Allan Crawford

Why? If we reverse everything there will be more correct decisions than incorrect.

Why he won't get it. He's not from the Glasgow conurbation.

[H18 SFR]

I think it will be Martin Atkinson, current business partner of Craig Thomson and a professional game referee coach for the EPL.

I’d imagine he will need to nominate someone to officially take over his business interest with Thomson as they currently have SPFL sides as their clients.

[zitelli62]

Brother Beaton.

[O'Rourke3]

Edward Stevenson. Been head of the 00 for a while now but this would be seen as promotion.

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[xyz23jc]

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Anyone and everything is eligible, preferably with a reason why they'd be suitable and a reason why they won't get it.

I'll start with the man of the moment, Frank Hester.

Why? Anyone that bigoted will easily get the Huns vote.

Why not? The Huns will veto anyone who is Irish.

Goldson or Shinnie, shoe in's!

[Smartie]

I’m going to nominate Lawrence Shankland.

The refereeing would still be pish but it would leave Hearts truly mediocre.

What’s not to like?

[xyz23jc]

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I’m going to nominate Lawrence Shankland.

The refereeing would still be pish but it would leave Hearts truly mediocre.

What’s not to like?

The glare off his foreheid, shocking!

[Bostonhibby]

Since we appear to have established that being deceased isn't a disadvantage for carrying out this role there can only be one candidate.

Tiny Wharton.

Why? Because he is the continuity candidate who will be able to maintain all that the Scottish football authorities hold near and dear.

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[Viva_Palmeiras]

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Anyone and everything is eligible, preferably with a reason why they'd be suitable and a reason why they won't get it.

I'll start with the man of the moment, Frank Hester.

Why? Anyone that bigoted will easily get the Huns vote.

Why not? The Huns will veto anyone who is Irish.

Who was the guy from the 70s/80s who pretended his microphone didn’t work ?

He’d be good.

Edit: Norman Collier…

[Kato]

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Who was the guy from the 70s/80s who pretended his microphone didn’t work ?

He’d be good.

https://youtu.be/XJt0uZWeo28?si=9RGJIaQrwmwq-hl2

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[Donegal Hibby]

Dundee's head groundsman.

Why ? . Knows Scottish football and would make a good pitch for the job .
Why not ? . After recent events the Huns would turf out any idea of it .

[PatHead]

Mason Boyne. Just cut out the middleman.

[Viva_Palmeiras]

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https://youtu.be/XJt0uZWeo28?si=9RGJIaQrwmwq-hl2

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That’s the fella

[surreyhibbie]

Kermit the frog.


Or any of the muppets really, cos that's what we will get

[Dashing Bob S]

I think we should break with the tradition of appointing charismatic innovators who are household names. I nominate some inconsequential self serving nonentity that nobody has ever heard of.

[gbhibby]

Jimmy Cliff,he will be able to see everything clearly.

[VoltaireHibs]

Barman at the Louden Tavern. They all meet there anyway so it'll save on expenses.

[VoltaireHibs]

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Alan Partridge.

Self assured, rarely wrong, never listens never needs to, always defers to his betters.

The roasters roaster.

Drives a rover.

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A born Jambo if ever I saw one.

[h185forever]

Graeme Shinnie ….he seems to know the rules better than most refs …..and they’re keen to learn from him it would appear.

[MrSmith]

Whichever succulent lamb teet sucking ass licker the, the the rankers decide will best suit their agenda. That would be my guess.

[JimBHibees]

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I think we should break with the tradition of appointing charismatic innovators who are household names. I nominate some inconsequential self serving nonentity that nobody has ever heard of.

😂

[gbhibby]

Willie Miller the refs ref.