'My girlfriend is pregnant but claims to be a virgin'
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/u...irgin-31603063
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Thread: The Second Coming Of The Lord?
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18-01-2024 02:16 PM #1
The Second Coming Of The Lord?
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18-01-2024 04:25 PM #4
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That was definitely one of those situations where you make up a ridiculous reason for an embarrassing event, then stupidly keep adding to it, all the while just making it worse.
"So Ah was just doon the pub and this angel appeared out of nowhere and said..."
-- "Hang oan, wiz that the day you were drinking water and it suddenly turned alcoholic?"
"That's the wan, same day Ah walked hame over the ice rink"
-- "Aw man that's a belter. When the wean grows up, you'll need tae tell him aw yir stories anaw"
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22-01-2024 08:35 AM #8
A big boy done it and ran away.
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