Don’t worry if you fall off a building, someone can always rush to your aid grab one of your hands or arms and have the strength to pull you back up.
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14-04-2023 11:36 AM #31@hibs.net private member
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15-04-2023 08:26 AM #32@hibs.net private member
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On a similar tip if said plant pot is mysteriously missing you simply smash a thin plate glass window in the door and stick your hand in and unlock the door from the inside….and hey presto you are in the house!
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15-04-2023 08:32 AM #33Administrator
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No one ever gets seriously injured from broken glass either. Be it worryingly easy to smash glass at the top of a skyscraper, a car window or surprisingly shoddy double glazing in the home. You can stick your hand through it or even throw your whole body through it and incur little more than a few scratches. Originally Posted by RyeSloan
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In real life you would be talking deep lacerations or even severed blood vessel a la Chris Hogg.
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15-04-2023 11:47 AM #34@hibs.net private member
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Every facial injury miraculously disappears within 24 hours.
Nobody ever has to stop what they’re doing to go to the loo.
There is always a parking place directly outside everywhere you need to stop.
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15-04-2023 02:03 PM #35@hibs.net private member
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In a fight, if one of them is getting beaten, the other will stretch and stretch to reach a gun. Just as they're about to grab it, someone not previously involved in the fight, will kick it out of their grasp.
However, if it involves glass or something else sharp, they'll reach it and stab their assailant just in time.
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15-04-2023 06:18 PM #36Coaching Staff
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That's very obscure, any examples? Originally Posted by Hibbyradge
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15-04-2023 08:59 PM #37@hibs.net private member
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Originally Posted by HUTCHYHIBBY
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