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  1. 25-12-2021 03:04 PM #1
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    Best Christmas cracker jokes and riddles

    What is wrong if it's pronounced right, but is right if it's pronounced wrong?
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  2. 25-12-2021 05:04 PM #2
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    Wrong?
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    Have you got the chipolatas?

    No, I always walk this way.
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    I really must clear up the Pringles I trod into my carpet yesterday. It's beginning to look a lot like crisp mush.
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  5. 27-12-2021 01:00 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibrandenburg View Post
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    Wrong?
    Right!
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  6. 27-12-2021 06:29 PM #6
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    Have you seen the dog bowl?

    No, I didn’t even know it played cricket.
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    What's the most popular wine at Christmas?



    "Oh no, not Brussels Sprouts again!"
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  8. 30-12-2021 01:22 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith_M View Post
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    What's the most popular wine at Christmas?



    "Oh no, not Brussels Sprouts again!"
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  9. 31-12-2021 03:48 PM #9
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    What is a jockey not permitted to have when riding in race?
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  10. 31-12-2021 05:36 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by WoreTheGreen View Post
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    What is a jockey not permitted to have when riding in race?
    I've been wracking my brain but nope, I can't guess the answer.
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  11. 31-12-2021 05:41 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibbyradge View Post
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    I've been wracking my brain but nope, I can't guess the answer.
    Only relevant to male jockeys
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  12. 31-12-2021 06:31 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by WoreTheGreen View Post
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    Only relevant to male jockeys
    A bra? Christ knows I'd need one to stop myself getting knocked out by these moobz over the jumps.
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  13. 31-12-2021 06:42 PM #13
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    It’s facial hair
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  14. 31-12-2021 07:12 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by WoreTheGreen View Post
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    It’s facial hair
    An urban myth, Shirley?

    Does that mean that female jockeys are allowed facial hair?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CropleyWasGod View Post
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    An urban myth, Shirley?

    Does that mean that female jockeys are allowed facial hair?
    When’s the last time you’ve seen a jockey with a beard / moustache
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    Quote Originally Posted by WoreTheGreen View Post
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    When’s the last time you’ve seen a jockey with a beard / moustache
    I don't follow racing, but a quick Google brings this up:-

    https://www.racingpost.com/news/they...-beards/301319

    BHA spokesman Joe Rendall says: "It's a common misconception jockeys aren't allowed beards, and seems to be based more on pub quiz folklore rather than anything in the rules. As it stands, any jockey considering growing a beard who might be concerned about a close shave with the stewards needn't worry."

    I'd take those crackers back
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  17. 31-12-2021 07:35 PM #17
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    I stand corrected
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shezza View Post
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    Have you seen the dog bowl?

    No, I didn’t even know it played cricket.

    United we stand here....
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