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    Best Christmas cracker jokes and riddles

    What is wrong if it's pronounced right, but is right if it's pronounced wrong?


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    Wrong?

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    Have you got the chipolatas?

    No, I always walk this way.

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    I really must clear up the Pringles I trod into my carpet yesterday. It's beginning to look a lot like crisp mush.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibrandenburg View Post
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    Wrong?
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    Have you seen the dog bowl?

    No, I didnít even know it played cricket.

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    What's the most popular wine at Christmas?



    "Oh no, not Brussels Sprouts again!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith_M View Post
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    What's the most popular wine at Christmas?



    "Oh no, not Brussels Sprouts again!"
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    What is a jockey not permitted to have when riding in race?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WoreTheGreen View Post
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    What is a jockey not permitted to have when riding in race?
    I've been wracking my brain but nope, I can't guess the answer.
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    I've been wracking my brain but nope, I can't guess the answer.
    Only relevant to male jockeys

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    Quote Originally Posted by WoreTheGreen View Post
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    Only relevant to male jockeys
    A bra? Christ knows I'd need one to stop myself getting knocked out by these moobz over the jumps.

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    Itís facial hair

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    Quote Originally Posted by WoreTheGreen View Post
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    Itís facial hair
    An urban myth, Shirley?

    Does that mean that female jockeys are allowed facial hair?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CropleyWasGod View Post
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    An urban myth, Shirley?

    Does that mean that female jockeys are allowed facial hair?
    Whenís the last time youíve seen a jockey with a beard / moustache

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    Quote Originally Posted by WoreTheGreen View Post
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    Whenís the last time youíve seen a jockey with a beard / moustache
    I don't follow racing, but a quick Google brings this up:-

    https://www.racingpost.com/news/they...-beards/301319

    BHA spokesman Joe Rendall says: "It's a common misconception jockeys aren't allowed beards, and seems to be based more on pub quiz folklore rather than anything in the rules. As it stands, any jockey considering growing a beard who might be concerned about a close shave with the stewards needn't worry."

    I'd take those crackers back

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    I stand corrected

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shezza View Post
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    Have you seen the dog bowl?

    No, I didnít even know it played cricket.

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