The finest player of any generation is to be referred to as a “real Vanden Plas of a player”.
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Thread: “Gorgie Rules”
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15-09-2021 09:40 PM #121
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15-09-2021 09:54 PM #123
Make sure you call St Mirren, St Midden in your posts on kickback.
How dare they mock our feeder team from Paisley. 😁
There’s only one obika........
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15-09-2021 10:02 PM #124This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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15-09-2021 10:08 PM #125
If the wife fancies a meal out, it’s the Skyline restaurant at Tynecastle or nothing.
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15-09-2021 10:09 PM #126
Kids won’t always want presents for Christmas, some will want you to put the money towards the football club.
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16-09-2021 12:13 AM #127
It is compulsory to cry on balconies in Bulgaria after drawing a match.
Solo clapping in the plaza after cup final defeats is encouraged.
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16-09-2021 12:21 AM #128
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Refer to your city rivals as h1b5 and also add NLTF to the end of every post.
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16-09-2021 06:24 AM #131
You must shoe horn comments about the attendances of Hibs and Aberdeen into any discussion on social media regardless of how nonsensical it is.
As an example if someone posts a picture of a sparsely attended junior game ask 'is that Hibs record attendance?'If a picture is shown of an impressive travelling support dismiss it as 'pish' and state 'Hearts would have taken more' even if there is barely a spare seat to be seen. Guaranteed social media acclamation from similarly minded simpletons.
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16-09-2021 06:27 AM #132
You must remind yourself and anyone who will listen that 'no derby matters after 2012' at any opportunity.
Losing a derby that subsequently saw Hibs go on to win the cup and you hound your manager out of the club should not prevent you saying this. Likewise getting really upset about defeats and really happy about wins should also not under any circumstances see you stop this charade and repeating the mantra.PM Awards General Poster of The Year 2015, 2016, 2017. Probably robbed in other years
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16-09-2021 06:32 AM #133
Always referring to the League cup as there wee cup in their posts cause they have not won it since the Cuban missile crisis. Teams that don't qualify for Europe have to play more games to win the League Cup than they do to win the Scottish Cup.
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16-09-2021 07:24 AM #135This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
All big clubs do this .
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"I did not need any persuasion to play for such a great club, the Hibs result is still one of the first I look for"
Sir Matt Busby
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16-09-2021 07:35 AM #136
Umbrellas and plastic sheets only in the Alfresco Press area.
It's not as if water and electrical items don't mix and it hardly ever rains in Scotland.
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"I did not need any persuasion to play for such a great club, the Hibs result is still one of the first I look for"
Sir Matt Busby
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16-09-2021 07:55 AM #137
Employ groomers and other weirdo's of that nature then get sponsored by 'Save the Children'. There's no irony in Gorgie Rules.
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16-09-2021 08:44 AM #138
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Mad vlad and new stands glass n clad
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16-09-2021 08:54 AM #139
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Twirl a wooden rattle and pretend it's 1950.
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16-09-2021 09:30 AM #141
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If you get given a load of money, it doesn't matter what you spend it on, just spend it and don't worry about getting value for money. (The Michael Carroll School of Economics, 2002).
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16-09-2021 09:33 AM #142
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Why have a big LED screen, when a small digital clock will do the same thing?
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16-09-2021 10:47 AM #143
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Make sure that the Media area which all the electrics for laptops etc is completely exposed to the elements. That should keep those pesky reporters at bay
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16-09-2021 11:00 AM #144
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When you haven't finished above Hibs in years, release a statement saying that Daniel Stendel's Barnsley once finished above Jack Ross's Sunderland. It's almost the same thing.
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16-09-2021 11:17 AM #145
18,177 is the same number as 20,990 - it's got to be as that's what we always get when we sell out a derby
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16-09-2021 11:27 AM #146This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
… and if one of your greatest players has a testimonial, remember to bill them for the ball.
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16-09-2021 11:49 AM #147
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You can win the cup and lose it to the same opponent in the same year.
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16-09-2021 12:21 PM #148
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Put up posters and stickers at the end of last season saying saying Budge and Robbie Replay out , only to go back in your box once Anderson invited onto the board in case if Budge goes he would to .
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16-09-2021 01:18 PM #150
Have a team of FOH members constantly monitoring Wikipedia in case one of those naughty people down Leith way should edit the stadium capacity from 20000 to its real figure.
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