Your favourite moment (so far!) of the Hearts Banter Years

[GreenCastle]

The mighty Livi also beat them 5-0 which was a hilarious watch.

Not on the pitch but the new stand and forgetting to order seats - building the stand with the restricted view police box was pretty hilarious. Plus the new stand still isn’t even finished and way over budget !!£20 million for a single tiered stand which isn’t finished and they didn’t even make the pitch bigger.

[Northernhibee]

How could I forget "Now that's what I call a planning application!" and "Yes, there will be chips!"?

[cocteautwin]

That moment when you press “=“ on the calculator and realise that this time round they’ve spent an extra £35m of Fans/Budge/Anderson’s money to get where they are this morning.

[Crunchie]

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So, so many to choose from. We may have been relegated, we may have been pumped in a cup final by our city rivals but no team has given such sustained glee and joy to the world as HMFC in these last few years. May we be forever grateful to Budge, Levein, Your Daniel and also Robbie Replay for giving us some cheer in these difficult times.

Just realised - I left out Ian Cathro! How could I manage that?

It's always the last one for me, so last night's wins

[Mick O'Rourke]

Some very good options on the poll.
Only one winner really, isn't there ?

The "10 minutes to go" game ranks with any win/draw at Tynecastle ,purely because of its significance and eventual outcome ,not just in the replay, but that day in May.
The mere mention of that game to a Jambo pal usually results in a falling out for some.
Nae banter tolerated regarding that game.
Although last night could top that ..maybe !
It was always going to take some time for Jambos to get over us winning the cup and their part in that .
Now this highland fling !
After last night ,Budge and co may be thankful that fans cannot yet attend games.


Dire times for the not so noisy neighbours

[Northernhibee]

Bugger, also missed spending a cool million on a state of the art hybrid pitch, holding a free concert on that state of the art hybrid pitch and ruining that state of the art hybrid pitch before a ball was kicked.

[007]

- The Rangers, Hearts and Inverness cabal conspiring to get null & void, backed up (eventually) by the smokeless gun dossier.

- Budge's reconstruction to be done & dusted in 4 weeks (seems to now have conveniently dropped to the bottom of their priority list despite the reason being for the benefit of Scottish football and nothing else).

- Arbitration: Jambos expecting to get millions in compensation and ending up with just the hefty legal fees.

- Bribery & Corruption (allegedly) - Budge dangling James Anderson's generous "unconditional" donation as a carrot in front of Neil Doncaster to get what she wanted and what she got in return was a skillfully crafted email to Sportsound exposing her.

- Squealing Leslie Deans (& his secretary Saughton Hambo).

- The millions donated by fans - wasted on p*sh.

- etc.

[Greenside]

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Just realised - I left out Ian Cathro! How could I manage that?[/QUOTE]

I remember a hilarious interview Cathro gave after a game at Starks Park.

[WhileTheChief..]

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- The Rangers, Hearts and Inverness cabal conspiring to get null & void, backed up (eventually) by the smokeless gun dossier.

- Budge's reconstruction to be done & dusted in 4 weeks (seems to now have conveniently dropped to the bottom of their priority list despite the reason being for the benefit of Scottish football and nothing else).

- Arbitration: Jambos expecting to get millions in compensation and ending up with just the hefty legal fees.

- Bribery & Corruption (allegedly) - Budge dangling James Anderson's generous "unconditional" donation as a carrot in front of Neil Doncaster to get what she wanted and what she got in return was a skillfully crafted email to Sportsound exposing her.

- Squealing Leslie Deans (& his secretary Saughton Hambo).

- The millions donated by fans - wasted on p*sh.

- etc.

Keep them coming. There’s so many I’d forgotten about!

Awesome stuff.

[Bostonhibby]

Some of the names on their very own creditors list certainly highlighted some remarkable hypocrisy, bumping them for money whilst spouting their supposedly special relationships with them.

Big Hearts

The Lady Haig Poppy fund

Macraes Battalion trust

To name but a few.

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[matty_f]

The stairway to a wall was good.

[Cardinal Hibernian]

Seem to remember some big noises and many a statement made about a 100 Watt lightbulb.

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[Pretty Boy]

'It's ok'

The natural order banner.

The money spinning replay comment

Last night

That's probably my favourite from the post Vlad years.

[Radium]

2-0 up, ER bouncing, banner appears in the FF. My memory is it was pulled back in. Reappears and Cliff had his phone out




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[ClermistonGreen]

The “hearts “ pound !

[nonshinyfinish]

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The “hearts “ pound !

Revisionist nonsense from a bitter spoonburner.

It was called the maroon pound.

[Smartie]

Linking themselves with the finest managers in world football before appointing Graham Rix.

[BILLYHIBS]

Defo should add the kickback post predicting oblivion for St Mirren

Comedy gold

HMFC the gift that keeps giving

[WeeRussell]

I thought this was going to be a bit OTT until I realised how much I was enjoying reading every post 😀

Did they not bring out a ****ty wee Lego bus and try and sell it to their fans for about 30 quid?

[Northernhibee]

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I thought this was going to be a bit OTT until I realised how much I was enjoying reading every post ��

Did they not bring out a ****ty wee Lego bus and try and sell it to their fans for about 30 quid?

Think it was closer to eighty quid.

https://www.heartsdirect.co.uk/item/...arade-Bus.html

Edit - it was, and they're now trying to shift them reduced down to £35!

They should defo have a Brora Rangers bus with them all travelling home in it at 2AM, looking miserable.

[WeeRussell]

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Think it was closer to eighty quid.

https://www.heartsdirect.co.uk/item/...arade-Bus.html

Edit - it was, and they're now trying to shift them reduced down to £35!

They should defo have a Brora Rangers bus with them all travelling home in it at 2AM, looking miserable.

😂😂 brilliant. I didn’t want to start too high and thought 30 was ridiculous enough

[NASAHIBS]

Dont forget the old main stand plastic owl that someone bought for over £4,000🤣🤣

[WhileTheChief..]

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2-0 up, ER bouncing, banner appears in the FF. My memory is it was pulled back in. Reappears and Cliff had his phone out




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One of my favourite ever nights at ER.

The build up to the game during the week was immense and for Levein to end up like he does in the pic was sublime.

Everything about that night was just perfect.

[GreenCastle]

Looking for a new manager - worldwide applications supposedly then they appoint Levein as manager / DOF and a place on the board - then can’t sack him as they feel bad...let him do even more damage then finally sack him - bring in Daniel then get relegated !!

[Hibernianinc]

I’m quite fond of the LC penalty shootout vs Dunfy at swiney when the match being a draw meant they were already out.

Couldn’t salvage enough pride to win it either.

🤣

[PatHead]

If we didn't have goalposts...,.

[Jones28]

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I thought this was going to be a bit OTT until I realised how much I was enjoying reading every post 😀

Did they not bring out a ****ty wee Lego bus and try and sell it to their fans for about 30 quid?

It's like Lego...except its StickyBrix or some other *****


A snip now at £35 for a StickyBrix 1998 Scottish cup parade bus.

[weecounty hibby]

What was the occasion when they came out for an end of season lap of honour and there were about 5 folk left inside Tiny all giving them stick?

[Northernhibee]

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What was the occasion when they came out for an end of season lap of honour and there were about 5 folk left inside Tiny all giving them stick?

Ian Cathro walked out of the tunnel, turned back around and buggered off IIRC

[Willis1875]

Mind they sold ‘The Stendel’ jacket on the online shop!A bog standard black jacket with a boufing hearts badge on it......£60 😂