Your favourite moment (so far!) of the Hearts Banter Years

[nonshinyfinish]

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Mind they sold ‘The Stendel’ jacket on the online shop!A bog standard black jacket with a boufing hearts badge on it......£60 😂

For that price I'd expect a satin reversible RRevolution jacket.

[GreenCastle]

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Mind they sold ‘The Stendel’ jacket on the online shop!A bog standard black jacket with a boufing hearts badge on it......£60 😂

Stendal song...Hearts are back..then they get relegated.

[147lothian]

I wonder if the penny is starting to drop with some jambo's, this was posted by stu_HMFC on jkb one hour ago

"It's true. We have the worst result in our history but their is fans who want to bring Hibs into the situation it's obsessive and pathetic. We are the problem and playing terrible football with a shocking ownership and embarrassing manager. I'm not sure it has anything to do with a team sitting 3rd comfortably in the premier league, who care cares what their fan's think".

[Haymaker]

There's too many to pick a favourite.

[Northernhibee]

Ooh, just thought, there's signing Vanacek who is pulled within 45 minutes of his debut, slated by Levein and never seen again.

Or Advjaj, who "scores in every city he's in", gets a cutback for an open goal then faints and kicks it out of play.

[matty_f]

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I’m quite fond of the LC penalty shootout vs Dunfy at swiney when the match being a draw meant they were already out.

Couldn’t salvage enough pride to win it either.

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This is a great shout. One of the best penalty shoot outs ever. Utterly meaningless but they had to do it anyway.

There was the "it's only St Mirren" league cup final that they went on to lose. That was decent.

Patching Berra to Dundee and then having to ask him to come back.

Not telling Stendel he was sacked.

Going for Jack Ross and then pretending they weren't bothered anyway.

Having an "extensive" manager search then hiring Craig Levein (who was also the Director of Football).

Craig Levein showing Stendel around after Levein was sacked but didn't go away.

"Situation, what situation"

The Office stand.

Gary Locke as David Brent in the documentary about them.

The documentary pretending that the most significant game in their season didn't happen.

The couch jambos on cup final day.

Natural Order.

"and breathe..."

"2-0 half time. The wait goes on for Hibs"

Marvin Bartley scoring at Tiny

[GreenCastle]

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Disappointed that Hearts players "high-fiving" supporters when they were beating 9 man ICT in injury time and somehow got beat in the League Cup semi isn't listed.

https://youtu.be/fjbjctH2sMo

That is one of the best videos on YouTube.

Like this one too..

Livi 5 v Hearts 0 - https://youtu.be/VPVOYnF8qU4

[007]

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Think it was closer to eighty quid.

https://www.heartsdirect.co.uk/item/...arade-Bus.html

Edit - it was, and they're now trying to shift them reduced down to £35!

They should defo have a Brora Rangers bus with them all travelling home in it at 2AM, looking miserable.

Don't forget the advert. 😂


https://twitter.com/JamTarts/status/...198706688?s=09

[WhileTheChief..]

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This is a great shout. One of the best penalty shoot outs ever. Utterly meaningless but they had to do it anyway.

There was the "it's only St Mirren" league cup final that they went on to lose. That was decent.

Patching Berra to Dundee and then having to ask him to come back.

Not telling Stendel he was sacked.

Going for Jack Ross and then pretending they weren't bothered anyway.

Having an "extensive" manager search then hiring Craig Levein (who was also the Director of Football).

Craig Levein showing Stendel around after Levein was sacked but didn't go away.

"Situation, what situation"

The Office stand.

Gary Locke as David Brent in the documentary about them.

The documentary pretending that the most significant game in their season didn't happen.

The couch jambos on cup final day.

Natural Order.

"and breathe..."

"2-0 half time. The wait goes on for Hibs"

Marvin Bartley scoring at Tiny

Love these sorts of posts. Been laughing every time I come back on here between wee bits of work.

The Dunfermline shootout was tremendous. Total beamer having to go through that.

[WhileTheChief..]

This all happened under Budge’s watch.

Mind when she first arrived and told everyone how she was going to fix Scottish football??

Even last summer she wouldn’t shut up. Where is she now eh? Hasn’t got a damn clue about anything.

[70KevinHFC62]

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Don't forget the advert. 😂


https://twitter.com/JamTarts/status/...198706688?s=09

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[GreenCastle]

Someone post the picture of the boxes / planning application.

The Hearts strip launch at the beach is also an all time classic.

Remember they also designed the worst away kit ever - yellow and pink a few seasons ago.

[Phil MaGlass]

Mibbe the twat getting the Romanov tattoo, wtf

[Bostonhibby]

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Ooh, just thought, there's signing Vanacek who is pulled within 45 minutes of his debut, slated by Levein and never seen again.

Or Advjaj, who "scores in every city he's in", gets a cutback for an open goal then faints and kicks it out of play.

I always feel sorry for Vanacek, the boy was obviously a basketball player who thought Hearts were basketball team.

Levein never paid that much attention when transits full of signings arrived.

The boys heart must have sank when he emerged from the tunnel at the half built arena only to discover there wasn't wee hoops on a pole at each end and a polished wooden playing surface.

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[Magpie]

We had our day at Hampden, and it’s all because of you.

[Since452]

Hearts are a pure minter of a football club

[Magpie]

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Don't forget the advert. 😂


https://twitter.com/JamTarts/status/...198706688?s=09

Wow 😂

[Magpie]

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Hearts are a pure minter of a football club

You wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire.

[LancsHibs]

Don’t forget all the chat coming from them about how we were no longer their rivals, they had left us far behind, gonna win the European Cup blah blah blah And that clown mouthpiece they had referring to us as ‘the club from the docks’ or whatever it was. They really are the most deluded easily manipulated bunch of fans ever.

[Since452]

Remember when they sped up footage of Daniel Stendels first training session to to make it appear they were a slick, well oiled footballing juggernaut knocking the ball around at lightning speed?

[O'Rourke3]

Am I imagining that they didnt get the big machinery out before completing the worlds bigliest stand and meaning they had to dig up the pitch at the Roseburn end so they could get under the hight limit?

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[BILLYHIBS]

Quite enjoyed Sparky’s goal against them in the Scottish Cup Final payback for 2012

Shame it wasn’t the winner and went to a penalty shoot out

Oh they lost that as well - totally bottled it

[Since452]

Hearts outdid themselves last night. Which is some going.

[SouthMoroccoStu]

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If we didn't have goalposts...,.

What was that one again

Their greatest hits album would be brilliant

But disappointing to go see them as they’d never perform all the classics

[Pretty Boy]

https://youtu.be/_b13aH-vk_E

[hibsbollah]

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Ooh, just thought, there's signing Vanacek who is pulled within 45 minutes of his debut, slated by Levein and never seen again.

Or Advjaj, who "scores in every city he's in", gets a cutback for an open goal then faints and kicks it out of play.

Levein on Vanacek when announcing the signing;
‘He's a target man and is very good in the air. His hold-up play is impressive as well and he'll be a great addition to the squad.’

Levein on Vanacek after his debut;
‘He was rubbish’

[Aldo]

They are indeed the gift that keeps on giving!


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[big gogs]

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At least Two World Cup winners will be arriving shortly, anyone remember that?

What about , of course we can afford to pay the big wages we own the bank.

[ABZHFC]

Losing 2-1 (at home) to a Maltese team on the same night we beat a club like Brøndby 1-0 away definitely ranks highly, perhaps forgotten due to many of the shambles since but that truly was the worst result either of us have suffered in our respective European histories. 'Big team' but

[Booked4Being-Ugly]

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This is a great shout. One of the best penalty shoot outs ever. Utterly meaningless but they had to do it anyway.

There was the "it's only St Mirren" league cup final that they went on to lose. That was decent.

Patching Berra to Dundee and then having to ask him to come back.

Not telling Stendel he was sacked.

Going for Jack Ross and then pretending they weren't bothered anyway.

Having an "extensive" manager search then hiring Craig Levein (who was also the Director of Football).

Craig Levein showing Stendel around after Levein was sacked but didn't go away.

"Situation, what situation"

The Office stand.

Gary Locke as David Brent in the documentary about them.

The documentary pretending that the most significant game in their season didn't happen.

The couch jambos on cup final day.

Natural Order.

"and breathe..."

"2-0 half time. The wait goes on for Hibs"

Marvin Bartley scoring at Tiny

Trying to gazump us for Kevin Nisbet at the last minute then trying to kid on they weren’t interested anyway when he knocked them back.