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    Valentines Day Poems

    Roses are red
    So is chicken tikka
    Hearts got relegated
    By a goal from Jon Obika


    Just heard this on Sportsound.


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    Their faces were red
    Their shirts were blue
    Stokes was on fire
    Henderson delivered for you💚

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    Roses are Red
    Violets are blue
    Hearts lost the league
    while Levein did a poo

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    New years day '73
    and the Hearts fans are Rantin'
    They lost 7-0
    to a team led by Stanton

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    The Roses are dead
    violets gone too
    may bad luck descend
    On Hearts year after year.
    "We know the people who have invested so far are simple fans." Vladimir Romanov - Scotsman 10th December 2012
    "Romanov was like a breath of fresh air - laced with cyanide." Me.

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    Poppies are red
    And still to be paid for
    But thatís ok
    Cause they won us the war

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    Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    Hibs scored three

    The Rangers scored two




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    Roses are red
    Let it be noted
    Hearts were relegated
    Not ****ing demoted
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    Hibees are Green
    The Rangers are blue
    I love David Gray
    For 90 plus 2

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    Roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    Daffodils are yellow,
    ****** the Hearts

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    Roses are red,
    Whatever the weather,
    Youíll never be as angry,
    As Allan McGregor
    "Play for the name on the front of the jersey and the supporters will remember the name on the back"

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    Bus Shelters are red
    Bus Shelters are blue
    If you go down to Gorgie
    There's a pink one there too

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    Roses are red
    Hearts drink from a puddle
    Dundee and Aberdeen
    Thwarted the double
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    Roses are red,
    and occasionally pink.
    How much further,
    can the Jam Tarts now sink.

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    Roses are red
    But hearts prefer pink
    It's enough for us Hibees
    To reach for the drink.....

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    Weve done our job no need to crow
    Weve managed to stop ten in a row
    Hibs are gutted they feel so solemn
    A missed penalty at ibrox fae Willie Collum
    Some say its wrong ,some say cheating
    A penalty to Rangers fae brother Beaton
    The Hibees are raging i really do fancy
    A missed red card fae Kevin Clancy
    The hearts of the huns we really do gladden
    A penalty to Rangers fae Bobby Madden
    Hibs and Celtic we mean no Malice
    A penalty to Rangers fae Andrew Dallas
    For any Huns looking in, you know the score
    Its just a pity youre not Rangers any more

    Happy valentines day from all at the SFA

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    Roses are red
    The Jambos are crap
    This poem doesn't rhyme
    But I don't really care

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    Roses are red,
    This will make you shiver,
    What a moment this is,
    Itís Henderson to deliverrrrrrrrr

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    Roses are red,
    Violets are Blue,
    Like the Dundee strips,
    When Sir Albert scored two

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    Roses are red
    Lilies are white
    Hearts wear maroon
    And they are sh*te

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    There seems to be a common theme here 😆

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    Roses are red
    And my chequebook is blank
    Steve Fulton's so ugly
    He's having a valentines ****


    Do you think your security can keep you in purity, you will not shake us off above or below. Scottish friction, Scottish fiction

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    Roses are red
    Hearts are a yo-yo club

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    The Hibees are green
    from their shirts to their socks
    the original Rangers
    are deid in a box

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    Hibees love green
    and Morks they love Mindys
    Jambos love their sisters
    When they're not licking windaes

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    Emerald is a gem
    Just like Aqua Marine
    I've not seen the Jambos
    Recently on Sportscene

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    Emerald is a gem
    Just like Aqua Marine
    I've not seen the Jambos
    Recently on Sportscene
    No seen the pundits every single week? 😁


    Do you think your security can keep you in purity, you will not shake us off above or below. Scottish friction, Scottish fiction

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    Sorry Im late
    To this witty wee thread
    I've been feeling unwell
    And stuck in my bed.

    Its fair cheered me up
    Just reading it through
    Im feeling much better
    And now not so blue

    Now speaking of colours
    Throughout all the spectrum
    The jambos they said
    Aye, right up yer rectum

    I've picked out the green
    With the boys on the up
    Let's all get behind them
    And let's lift the cup.


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