Roses are red
So is chicken tikka
Hearts got relegated
By a goal from Jon Obika
Just heard this on Sportsound.
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Thread: Valentines Day Poems
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14-02-2021 12:06 PM #1
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Valentines Day Poems
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14-02-2021 12:16 PM #2
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Their faces were red
Their shirts were blue
Stokes was on fire
Henderson delivered for you💚
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14-02-2021 12:23 PM #4
New years day '73
and the Hearts fans are Rantin'
They lost 7-0
to a team led by Stanton
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14-02-2021 12:27 PM #5
The Roses are dead
violets gone too
may bad luck descend
On Hearts year after year."We know the people who have invested so far are simple fans." Vladimir Romanov - Scotsman 10th December 2012
"Romanov was like a breath of fresh air - laced with cyanide." Me.
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14-02-2021 12:30 PM #6
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Poppies are red
And still to be paid for
But that’s ok
Cause they won us the war
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14-02-2021 01:20 PM #8
Roses are red
Let it be noted
Hearts were relegated
Not ****ing demotedPM Awards General Poster of The Year 2015, 2016, 2017. Probably robbed in other years
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14-02-2021 02:10 PM #9
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Hibees are Green
The Rangers are blue
I love David Gray
For 90 plus 2
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14-02-2021 02:11 PM #10
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Roses are red,
violets are blue,
Daffodils are yellow,
****** the Hearts
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14-02-2021 02:13 PM #11
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Roses are red,
Whatever the weather,
You’ll never be as angry,
As Allan McGregor"Play for the name on the front of the jersey and the supporters will remember the name on the back"
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14-02-2021 02:23 PM #12
Bus Shelters are red
Bus Shelters are blue
If you go down to Gorgie
There's a pink one there too
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14-02-2021 02:33 PM #13
Roses are red
Hearts drink from a puddle
Dundee and Aberdeen
Thwarted the doublePM Awards General Poster of The Year 2015, 2016, 2017. Probably robbed in other years
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14-02-2021 02:58 PM #14
Roses are red,
and occasionally pink.
How much further,
can the Jam Tarts now sink.
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14-02-2021 03:02 PM #15
Roses are red
But hearts prefer pink
It's enough for us Hibees
To reach for the drink.....
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14-02-2021 03:26 PM #16
Weve done our job no need to crow
Weve managed to stop ten in a row
Hibs are gutted they feel so solemn
A missed penalty at ibrox fae Willie Collum
Some say its wrong ,some say cheating
A penalty to Rangers fae brother Beaton
The Hibees are raging i really do fancy
A missed red card fae Kevin Clancy
The hearts of the huns we really do gladden
A penalty to Rangers fae Bobby Madden
Hibs and Celtic we mean no Malice
A penalty to Rangers fae Andrew Dallas
For any Huns looking in, you know the score
Its just a pity youre not Rangers any more
Happy valentines day from all at the SFA
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14-02-2021 05:48 PM #17
Roses are red
The Jambos are crap
This poem doesn't rhyme
But I don't really care
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14-02-2021 05:52 PM #18
Roses are red,
This will make you shiver,
What a moment this is,
It’s Henderson to deliverrrrrrrrr
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14-02-2021 06:06 PM #19
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Roses are red,
Violets are Blue,
Like the Dundee strips,
When Sir Albert scored two
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14-02-2021 06:56 PM #21
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There seems to be a common theme here 😆
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14-02-2021 07:15 PM #22
Roses are red
And my chequebook is blank
Steve Fulton's so ugly
He's having a valentines ****
Do you think your security can keep you in purity, you will not shake us off above or below. Scottish friction, Scottish fiction
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14-02-2021 07:40 PM #23
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Roses are red
Hearts are a yo-yo club
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14-02-2021 10:08 PM #24
The Hibees are green
from their shirts to their socks
the original Rangers
are deid in a box
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14-02-2021 10:34 PM #25
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Hibees love green
and Morks they love Mindys
Jambos love their sisters
When they're not licking windaes
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14-02-2021 10:52 PM #26
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Emerald is a gem
Just like Aqua Marine
I've not seen the Jambos
Recently on Sportscene
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15-02-2021 06:08 AM #27This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Do you think your security can keep you in purity, you will not shake us off above or below. Scottish friction, Scottish fiction
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15-02-2021 08:28 AM #28
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Sorry Im late
To this witty wee thread
I've been feeling unwell
And stuck in my bed.
Its fair cheered me up
Just reading it through
Im feeling much better
And now not so blue
Now speaking of colours
Throughout all the spectrum
The jambos they said
Aye, right up yer rectum
I've picked out the green
With the boys on the up
Let's all get behind them
And let's lift the cup.
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