Dennis Healy style (one for the older Hibbies)This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Or when your getting your haircut and the barber asks do you want your ears done too.
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07-07-2021 05:08 PM #151
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07-07-2021 05:14 PM #152This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show QuoteThere is no such thing as too much yarn, just not enough time.
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16-07-2021 11:34 PM #153
You're Covid passport Q code arrives on your phone meaning you can go to nightclubs - making no difference whatsoever!
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20-07-2021 01:20 PM #154
You look at the celebrations for nightclubs opening (in England) and think 'thank god I'm not there.'
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20-07-2021 10:21 PM #155
You think my days of paying a 5er for a pint are behind me. In Edinburgh at least, I can cope with it in London for a long weekend or so.
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21-07-2021 12:29 AM #156
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When you have a night out planned for Friday and you ask for Monday off as you might be touch and go given the hangover recovery just isn't what it used to be.
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21-07-2021 11:13 PM #157
When you look in the mirror and some old guy with grey hair and bags under his eyes stares back at you.
PM Awards General Poster of The Year 2015, 2016, 2017. Probably robbed in other years
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21-07-2021 11:36 PM #158
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When a long shoe horn becomes a part of life.
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22-07-2021 07:44 PM #159This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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26-07-2021 09:33 AM #160
Mick Jagger is 78 today. It doesn't give me any "satisfaction " to see that.
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26-07-2021 03:23 PM #161
When you need a half hours notice to warm up :-)
No Eternal Reward Shall Forgive Us Now For Wasting The Dawn
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26-07-2021 08:34 PM #162
When you have to sit on the bed to put your pants on because you'd topple over if you tried to do it while standing.
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26-07-2021 09:08 PM #163This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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01-08-2021 12:36 PM #165This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Boxers then, I stole that from FB.
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08-08-2021 05:06 PM #166
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When you go for lunch having completely forgot there was a match at ER.
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14-08-2021 07:53 PM #167
When you genuinely fear the prospect of a hangover because a) it hurts too much and b) your 18 month old kid won't give a **** so that's double the pain trying to look after him. I now studiously avoid drinking in quantities that will give me anything more than a mild ringing of the temples
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14-08-2021 08:13 PM #168This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
I was dreading it a bit because I'd been out on Thursday and whilst not totally hungover I could feel I'd had a drink. He was always a 'just one more' type. We sat there, spoke about us both now being a dad, spoke about both having another on the way, compared a few anecdotes about jobs and the like then called it a night after 4 pints.
I still like a sesh from time to time but I'm increasingly good at calling it a night early doors. A couple of years ago when that happened I worried about it because I knew it meant I was getting old; now I like getting a decent night's sleep and feeling fresh in the morning. It still means I'm getting old, I just don't worry anymore.
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14-08-2021 09:42 PM #169
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When you go back to the house to make sure you have locked the door.
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14-08-2021 10:04 PM #170This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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14-08-2021 11:05 PM #171
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The older I get the more I want to drink every day and get sozzled.
My favourite time of night is when my wife goes to her bed and i can crack open my alcohol and put on my television after being sickened earlier at watching Emmerdale and Corrie.
Am I alone with this?
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14-08-2021 11:09 PM #172
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15-08-2021 09:28 AM #173This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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15-08-2021 11:46 AM #174
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15-08-2021 11:59 AM #175
It seems I must be one of the few who have found hangovers a thing of the past once I got older. I can have a massive session and have no after affects the next day.
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15-08-2021 04:22 PM #176This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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15-08-2021 04:56 PM #177
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15-08-2021 07:06 PM #178This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
The mrs hates me for it as she can hardly have half a bottle of wine without feeling a bit ropey the next day
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15-08-2021 10:49 PM #179This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
United we stand here....
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15-08-2021 10:52 PM #180This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
United we stand here....
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