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07-02-2021 01:53 PM #1
You know you're getting older when.......
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07-02-2021 05:07 PM #2
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When you touch every radiator as you pass them
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07-02-2021 05:08 PM #3
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When you enter a room and wonder why you went in there.
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07-02-2021 05:50 PM #4
When you hear things that last happened 30+ years ago (st mirren winning against Celtic) and instinctively think that’s the 70s or early 80s, then someone says naw, that was in the 90s
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08-02-2021 06:38 PM #5
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This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote"Play for the name on the front of the jersey and the supporters will remember the name on the back"
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I suggest you exercise some caution there.
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09-02-2021 01:59 PM #9
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21-02-2021 05:09 PM #10
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When the referees are all younger than you
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08-02-2021 06:00 PM #15
When sleeping through the night is a huge achievement that you honestly can't quite believe. Well it happened once last year, not all that hopeful of another one though!
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07-02-2021 06:44 PM #16
You have very little joy trying to explain black and white tv existed to a teenager.
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07-02-2021 07:40 PM #18
When you’re telling your 8 year old, Aberdeen supporting step son that they once beat Real Madrid to win a European trophy and he just laughs at you as he’s never heard anything so ridiculous in his short life.
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07-02-2021 08:35 PM #19
You stop counting grey hairs and just accept they are there and they aren't going away.
My daughter asked me the other day WHY I had grey hair. I don't think she believed me when I answered 'because of you'.PM Awards General Poster of The Year 2015, 2016, 2017. Probably robbed in other years
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07-02-2021 09:16 PM #21
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When you realise that you were born during an event they now teach in history classes. (Cuban missile crisis if you must know)
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08-02-2021 10:46 AM #22
I opened this thread to add my contribution but now I can't remember what I was going to write.
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19-02-2021 03:44 PM #27
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I saw an ad recently for "seniors aged 45 or over". My then 47 year old niece wasn't amused at me forwarding it to her!🤣
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08-02-2021 12:27 PM #28
When you describe someone on a TV show as “the old looking one” then look them up and realise they are younger than you.
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08-02-2021 12:48 PM #29
When the local charity shop is basically your record collection recreated (although some tosser has added Robbie Williams to it)
Do you think your security can keep you in purity, you will not shake us off above or below. Scottish friction, Scottish fiction
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08-02-2021 01:14 PM #30This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Or when you fancy somebody on a TV show and realise that the person playing her Mum is the same age as you.
Oh well, I suppose her Mum is quite attractive as well...
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