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    @hibs.net private member Jones28's Avatar
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    You keep adding to the pet peeves thread


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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith_M View Post
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    Aw come on, Bro, how could you possibly say no to that sexy lady?


    Boak!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casey1875 View Post
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    You try to sign up as a bone marrow donner only to find you are too old.
    Worst kebab ever

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oscar T Grouch View Post
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    When a night in sounds better to you than a night out. Also getting up two or three times a night for a pee. Getting up (eventually) and walking out the room only to forget why you did that.

    My last 2 GPs have been significantly younger than me.

    The thing that really gets to me is on social media when someone puts this album was released 30/35 years ago today and you remember buying it as a teenager. Most of my favourite thrash metal albums are heading fast towards the 40 year old mark
    Master of puppets turned 35 last week😩

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    The highlight of your week is pointing out the latest wrinkle on your forehead.

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    It bothers you that every single football pundit seems to wear trainers with suits when on tv.

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    You know you're getting older when...


    You can't remember the E-Mail address for ordering the Viagra.


    (posting for a friend)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith_M View Post
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    You know you're getting older when...


    You can't remember the E-Mail address for ordering the Viagra.


    (posting for a friend)
    Aye itís a hard one to remember.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scouse Hibee View Post
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    Aye itís a hard one to remember.
    Any need for being a d1ck? 🙄

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    You know you're getting older when.....

    Having a stiff one means something different to what it used to.

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    Any need for being a d1ck? 🙄
    Excuse me, there's no need for you to use that sort of language to an upstanding member of the forum!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AltheHibby View Post
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    Excuse me, there's no need for you to use that sort of language to an upstanding member of the forum!
    Ok, Iím out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WeeRussell View Post
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    Ok, Iím out.
    I didn't even notice you were in.
    Last edited by CropleyWasGod; 30-03-2021 at 09:06 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CropleyWasGod View Post
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    I didn't even notice you were in.
    Oh wrap-up, will you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WeeRussell View Post
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    Ok, Iím out.

    Congratulations.

    Better that than staying in the closet the rest of your life

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    Quote Originally Posted by WeeRussell View Post
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    Ok, Iím out.
    Not sure if I offended you or not? I was just using you as my, ahem, straight man for my pun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AltheHibby View Post
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    Not sure if I offended you or not? I was just using you as my, ahem, straight man for my pun.
    His comment certainly made me stand to attention.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AltheHibby View Post
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    Not sure if I offended you or not? I was just using you as my, ahem, straight man for my pun.
    Not at all... I was playing with it too ;)

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    Quote Originally Posted by WeeRussell View Post
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    Not at all... I was playing with it too ;)
    👍

    Edit: you were too subtle there. It took me a minute 🤣

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    Quote Originally Posted by AltheHibby View Post
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    👍

    Edit: you were too subtle there. It took me a minute 🤣
    Only a minute? Another problem with getting old...

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    Quote Originally Posted by WeeRussell View Post
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    Only a minute? Another problem with getting old...
    🤣🤣🤣

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    I seem to have completely lost the ability to butter a slice of bread without ripping it. This was never a problem when I was in my prime.

    United we stand here....

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    Quote Originally Posted by lord bunberry View Post
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    I seem to have completely lost the ability to butter a slice of bread without ripping it. This was never a problem when I was in my prime.
    That's probably more to do with the declining standard of bread than a deterioration in your own good self.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneone73 View Post
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    That's probably more to do with the declining standard of bread than a deterioration in your own good self.
    I hope so

    United we stand here....

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    When youíre looking forward to Fatherís Day in order to get a new pair of slippers.

    United we stand here....

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