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Thread: Great opening lines.
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19-11-2020 09:14 PM #91
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20-11-2020 10:20 AM #92
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Apologies😀
How about: I met my old lover on the street last night, she seemed so glad to see me... I just smiled
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20-11-2020 11:26 AM #93
Well they said you were as good as you look
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20-11-2020 02:21 PM #94
Money talks
But it don’t sing and dance and it don’t walkThere's only one thing better than a Hibs calendar and that's two Hibs calendars
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20-11-2020 03:24 PM #95
Wanna tell you a story, about a woman I know
When it comes to lovin, she steals the show
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20-11-2020 03:56 PM #96
Do the Wall Street shuffle
Hear the money rustle
Watch the greenbacks tumble
Feel the Sterling crumble
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20-11-2020 04:23 PM #97
Still think some sort of reasoning for what's so great may add a bit of depth to posts.
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20-11-2020 04:37 PM #98This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
This is 9 minutes long with (according to the wife 😉) the ideal rhythm and length of time for making love. She calls it a sexy song.
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Pulse by Ani DiFrancoThere is no such thing as too much yarn, just not enough time.
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20-11-2020 04:51 PM #100This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Believe me, it works 😉☺️
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20-11-2020 05:01 PM #101This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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20-11-2020 06:59 PM #102
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People say I’m the life of the party coz I tell a joke or two.
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22-11-2020 08:19 AM #104
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I went to a party at the local county jail
All the cons were dancing as the band began to wail
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22-11-2020 08:39 AM #105This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
The correct lyrics
The warden threw a party at the County jail
The prison band was there and they began to wail.There is no such thing as too much yarn, just not enough time.
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22-11-2020 08:59 AM #106This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Or have I whooshed?
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22-11-2020 09:09 AM #107This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Didn't realise how close the lyrics were.There is no such thing as too much yarn, just not enough time.
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22-11-2020 12:36 PM #108
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I see a red door and I want it painted black
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22-11-2020 02:10 PM #109
The lunatic is on the grass
There is no such thing as too much yarn, just not enough time.
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22-11-2020 02:25 PM #110This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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22-11-2020 03:19 PM #112This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Took me years to realise that the gorgeous, sweeping ballad Somewhere In Hollywood was actually about Lassie the dog
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22-11-2020 03:28 PM #113This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show QuoteThere is no such thing as too much yarn, just not enough time.
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23-11-2020 11:01 AM #114This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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23-11-2020 10:05 PM #116
I met her in a club down in old Soho, where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca Cola
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24-11-2020 04:51 PM #117
Venus must have heard my plea, she has sent someone along for me
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25-11-2020 06:30 PM #118
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I would take the stars out of the sky for you
Stop the rain from falling if you asked me to
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25-11-2020 08:43 PM #119This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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25-11-2020 09:34 PM #120
Please could you stop the noise , I’m trying to get some rest from all the unborn chicken voices in my head.
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