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    Would you rather?

    This question came up on Shortbangers last week, and i thought it was really good, so the point in this thread is to answer the question and then pose your own “would you rather” for the next person.

    Would you rather get a paper cut between your fingers every time you touched paper, or bite your tongue every time you ate?


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    Bite my tongue


    Would you rather discover your partner was having an affair or discover you are not the biological parent of the child you have brought up as your own.

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    Bite my tongue


    Would you rather discover your partner was having an affair or discover you are not the biological parent of the child you have brought up as your own.
    Affair, definitely.

    Would you rather sleep with a mermaid that was top half human/bottom half fish, or top half fish/bottom half human?
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    Quote Originally Posted by matty_f View Post
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    Affair, definitely.

    Would you rather sleep with a mermaid that was top half human/bottom half fish, or top half fish/bottom half human?
    Top half human bottom half fish. I'd get banned if I explained why.

    Would you rather spend months stuck at home or inadvertently pass on a potentially deadly virus to your granny?

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    Quote Originally Posted by matty_f View Post
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    Affair, definitely.

    Would you rather sleep with a mermaid that was top half human/bottom half fish, or top half fish/bottom half human?
    Bottom half human, or the scales would be uncomfortable with friction.

    Would you rather live the rest of your life without music or without football?

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    Bottom half human, or the scales would be uncomfortable with friction.

    Would you rather live the rest of your life without music or without football?
    I couldn’t imagine not having music, so I would live without football. And I assume I would still have cricket.

    Would you rather live the rest of your life not being able to eat something with sugar or something with salt?
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    Top half human bottom half fish. I'd get banned if I explained why.

    Would you rather spend months stuck at home or inadvertently pass on a potentially deadly virus to your granny?
    My granny is dead so I’m going for a pint.

    Would you rather be burnt alive or be dropped in crocodile infested waters?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pedantic_Hibee View Post
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    My granny is dead so I’m going for a pint.

    Would you rather be burnt alive or be dropped in crocodile infested waters?
    Crocodile infested waters, I feel that would be a quicker less painful death.

    Would you rather have a new car given to you every year for the rest of your life or £5k cash every year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scouse Hibee View Post
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    Crocodile infested waters, I feel that would be a quicker less painful death.

    Would you rather have a new car given to you every year for the rest of your life or £5k cash every year.
    £5K cash every year

    Would you rather give up all drinks except for water or give up eating anything that was cooked in an oven?
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    Quote Originally Posted by offshorehibby View Post
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    £5K cash every year

    Would you rather give up all drinks except for water or give up eating anything that was cooked in an oven?
    Having just spent a week waiting for a new oven, I’ll happily give up drinks.

    Would you rather receive an expensive gift or a cheap gift that has a special meaning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scouse Hibee View Post
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    Having just spent a week waiting for a new oven, I’ll happily give up drinks.

    Would you rather receive an expensive gift or a cheap gift that has a special meaning.
    Cheap gift with meaning.

    Would you rather only be able to run everywhere or never be able to run at all?
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    Quote Originally Posted by matty_f View Post
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    Cheap gift with meaning.

    Would you rather only be able to run everywhere or never be able to run at all?
    Never be able to run at all.

    Would you rather be able to speak to animals (and them speak back) or be able to speak in every language?
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    To stop at nothing.

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    Speak to animals

    Would you rather fight one man sized Goose or 100 geese sized men?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mon Dieu4 View Post
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    Speak to animals

    Would you rather fight one man sized Goose or 100 geese sized men?
    Happy Mabon

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    Quote Originally Posted by hibsbollah View Post
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    Happy Mabon

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    Quote Originally Posted by matty_f View Post
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    Cheap gift with meaning.

    Would you rather only be able to run everywhere or never be able to run at all?
    I actually did run everywhere for about 8 months as part of my preparation for a course. It was strange at first but became second nature after a while.

    Would you rather be permanently drunk or permanently sober?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibrandenburg View Post
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    I actually did run everywhere for about 8 months as part of my preparation for a course. It was strange at first but became second nature after a while.

    Would you rather be permanently drunk or permanently sober?
    Sober.

    Would you rather Hibs won the Champions League with this current team and lost all future derbies or never lost a derby again?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Northernhibee View Post
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    Sober.

    Would you rather Hibs won the Champions League with this current team and lost all future derbies or never lost a derby again?
    Never lose a derby again.

    One for the guys:

    Would you rather have a permanent erection that never subsided or never be able to get one?
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    Quote Originally Posted by matty_f View Post
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    Never lose a derby again.

    One for the guys:

    Would you rather have a permanent erection that never subsided or never be able to get one?
    Permanent erection (I'm thinking that's obvious but everyone is different)

    After you shuffle off this mortal coil, would you rather suffer eternal damnation in hell or be reincarnated as a Rover driving, cardigan wearing, Duncan?

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    Permanent erection (I'm thinking that's obvious but everyone is different)

    After you shuffle off this mortal coil, would you rather suffer eternal damnation in hell or be reincarnated as a Rover driving, cardigan wearing, Duncan?
    Satan every day of the week!!

    Would you rather have tiny hands (like newborn baby size) or tiny feet?
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    Satan every day of the week!!

    Would you rather have tiny hands (like newborn baby size) or tiny feet?
    Tiny feet

    Would you rather lose an arm or a leg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scouse Hibee View Post
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    Tiny feet

    Would you rather lose an arm or a leg.
    An arm

    Would you rather try to survive a week in the Sahara or in the arctic?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CmoantheHibs View Post
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    An arm

    Would you rather try to survive a week in the Sahara or in the arctic?
    Arctic.

    Would you rather live till 85, or forever?

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    Arctic.

    Would you rather live till 85, or forever?
    85. - at some point the sun will die out so living forever would be horrific.

    Would you rather be smart of beautiful?
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    85. - at some point the sun will die out so living forever would be horrific.

    Would you rather be smart of beautiful?
    Smart


    Would you rather be deaf or blind

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    Would you rather spend every day dealing with incompetent solicitors or have 24 hours to get your affairs in order and never have access to one again?


    No I have definitely not just had horrendous experience with totally incompetent solicitors who have made me and my young family homeless for the next 10 days.

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    Get affairs in order.

    Would you rather take legal advice from the wee bald estate agent or lord pishy breeks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HibbyDave View Post
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    Get affairs in order.

    Would you rather take legal advice from the wee bald estate agent or lord pishy breeks?
    Lord Pishy.

    Would you rather be trapped in a small room with 10,000 tarantulas for 10 minutes, or eat 10 tarantulas in 10 minutes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HibbyDave View Post
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    Get affairs in order.

    Would you rather take legal advice from the wee bald estate agent or lord pishy breeks?
    LPB - both idiots so would ignore any advice, but his voice a bit easier on the ear.

    Would you rather be gifted £10 today or £20 on 1 November?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lapsedhibee View Post
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    LPB - both idiots so would ignore any advice, but his voice a bit easier on the ear.

    Would you rather be gifted £10 today or £20 on 1 November?
    £10 today. If it is a gift then you are £10 up.

    Would you rather have sex with a beauty in the dark or a minger in the light?

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