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    Would you rather?

    This question came up on Shortbangers last week, and i thought it was really good, so the point in this thread is to answer the question and then pose your own “would you rather” for the next person.

    Would you rather get a paper cut between your fingers every time you touched paper, or bite your tongue every time you ate?

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    Bite my tongue


    Would you rather discover your partner was having an affair or discover you are not the biological parent of the child you have brought up as your own.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scouse Hibee View Post
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    Bite my tongue


    Would you rather discover your partner was having an affair or discover you are not the biological parent of the child you have brought up as your own.
    Affair, definitely.

    Would you rather sleep with a mermaid that was top half human/bottom half fish, or top half fish/bottom half human?
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    Quote Originally Posted by matty_f View Post
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    Affair, definitely.

    Would you rather sleep with a mermaid that was top half human/bottom half fish, or top half fish/bottom half human?
    Top half human bottom half fish. I'd get banned if I explained why.

    Would you rather spend months stuck at home or inadvertently pass on a potentially deadly virus to your granny?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibrandenburg View Post
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    Top half human bottom half fish. I'd get banned if I explained why.

    Would you rather spend months stuck at home or inadvertently pass on a potentially deadly virus to your granny?
    My granny is dead so I’m going for a pint.

    Would you rather be burnt alive or be dropped in crocodile infested waters?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pedantic_Hibee View Post
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    My granny is dead so I’m going for a pint.

    Would you rather be burnt alive or be dropped in crocodile infested waters?
    Crocodile infested waters, I feel that would be a quicker less painful death.

    Would you rather have a new car given to you every year for the rest of your life or £5k cash every year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by matty_f View Post
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    Affair, definitely.

    Would you rather sleep with a mermaid that was top half human/bottom half fish, or top half fish/bottom half human?
    Bottom half human, or the scales would be uncomfortable with friction.

    Would you rather live the rest of your life without music or without football?

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    Quote Originally Posted by easty View Post
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    Bottom half human, or the scales would be uncomfortable with friction.

    Would you rather live the rest of your life without music or without football?
    I couldn’t imagine not having music, so I would live without football. And I assume I would still have cricket.

    Would you rather live the rest of your life not being able to eat something with sugar or something with salt?
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    Would you rather spend every day dealing with incompetent solicitors or have 24 hours to get your affairs in order and never have access to one again?


    No I have definitely not just had horrendous experience with totally incompetent solicitors who have made me and my young family homeless for the next 10 days.

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    Get affairs in order.

    Would you rather take legal advice from the wee bald estate agent or lord pishy breeks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HibbyDave View Post
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    Get affairs in order.

    Would you rather take legal advice from the wee bald estate agent or lord pishy breeks?
    Lord Pishy.

    Would you rather be trapped in a small room with 10,000 tarantulas for 10 minutes, or eat 10 tarantulas in 10 minutes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HibbyDave View Post
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    Get affairs in order.

    Would you rather take legal advice from the wee bald estate agent or lord pishy breeks?
    LPB - both idiots so would ignore any advice, but his voice a bit easier on the ear.

    Would you rather be gifted £10 today or £20 on 1 November?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lapsedhibee View Post
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    LPB - both idiots so would ignore any advice, but his voice a bit easier on the ear.

    Would you rather be gifted £10 today or £20 on 1 November?
    £10 today. If it is a gift then you are £10 up.

    Would you rather have sex with a beauty in the dark or a minger in the light?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NORTHERNHIBBY View Post
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    £10 today. If it is a gift then you are £10 up.

    Would you rather have sex with a beauty in the dark or a minger in the light?
    Beauty.

    Would you rather only be able to shout or only be able to whisper?
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    Quote Originally Posted by matty_f View Post
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    Beauty.

    Would you rather only be able to shout or only be able to whisper?
    Shout. A whisper doesn't carry 2m, so people would lean in and you'd eventually catch Covid.

    Would you rather lock yourself out of your house in your underpants or Trump get re-elected?

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    Would you rather drown or suffocate.

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    Neither

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    Quote Originally Posted by staunchhibby View Post
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    Neither
    Not sure you've got the hang of this thread, tbh.

    Would you rather win a jackpot in one go or win a lower amount but get it regularly?
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    Quote Originally Posted by matty_f View Post
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    Not sure you've got the hang of this thread, tbh.

    Would you rather win a jackpot in one go or win a lower amount but get it regularly?
    Is the overall amount you receive the same regardless?

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    Quote Originally Posted by matty_f View Post
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    Not sure you've got the hang of this thread, tbh.

    Would you rather win a jackpot in one go or win a lower amount but get it regularly?
    I’d rather get the jackpot in one go. I am careful with my money and too tight to blow it all anyway
    Would you rather live with a person that is ocd or a person that is a slob?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CmoantheHibs View Post
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    I’d rather get the jackpot in one go. I am careful with my money and too tight to blow it all anyway
    Would you rather live with a person that is ocd or a person that is a slob?
    Slob. Even all the extra tidying/cleaning etc you might need to do for a slob would be less exhausting than dealing with OCD.

    Would you rather give up football altogether or become a Hearts fan? (Supposing those are genuine alternatives, which is arguable.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by lapsedhibee View Post
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    Slob. Even all the extra tidying/cleaning etc you might need to do for a slob would be less exhausting than dealing with OCD.

    Would you rather give up football altogether or become a Hearts fan? (Supposing those are genuine alternatives, which is arguable.)
    Give it up although.

    Would you rather win £50k or see your friend win £100k?
    Mon the Hibs.

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    Would you rather be 5ft tall or 7ft tall?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Since90+2 View Post
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    I can't imagine anyone preferring to be 65 than 5.
    5 = no partner, no children, no grandchildren, no drinking, no staying up late, no money, no sex, hardly any memories.

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    Would you rather be 5ft tall or 7ft tall?
    5ft. Could be the next Maradona.

    We might have had this one already, but would you rather be neurologically unable to look forward in time, or neurologically unable to look back in time?

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