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    Smartest balls in Scottish football!



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    Not the Ball-Controlling midfield signing I wanted.

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    Official Site: MANSCAPED BECOMES OFFICIAL PARTNER OF HIBERNIAN FC


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    What a load of bollocks

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    "We are seeing strong metrics coming out of Scotland".

    I have no idea what that means.🤨

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    We missed out on our preferred partners by a baw hair.
    Mon the Hibs.

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    Suppose it is a "box2box" kind of signing some have been calling for...😉

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    "we look for organizations that genuinely embrace our brand"

    ooft watch out for some alternative behind the scenes footage on social media!

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    “Ball Toner & Refresher”
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    Quote Originally Posted by CropleyWasGod View Post
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    "We are seeing strong metrics coming out of Scotland".

    I have no idea what that means.🤨
    Our kegs look like burst mattresses?

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    Is this the nearest we're getting to a Brazilian.
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    Quote Originally Posted by offshorehibby View Post
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    Is this the nearest we're getting to a Brazilian.
    Nah! They've just got us by the short and curlies!!!

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    Has 1st April been moved?

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    Smoother ball control guaranteed.

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    Not sure how difficult it will be to use their products. Guess it could be quite knackering.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hibbyfraelibby View Post
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    Suppose it is a "box2box" kind of signing some have been calling for...😉

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    Good to see us grabbing this opportunity by the balls!

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    This world is absolutely Donald Ducked !
    Wash and go !
    Dip and strip .

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    Below the waist grooming, is that not what beard trimmers without safety features are for?

    Nice bit of work by our commercial team. Little Big Ron must surely have had a, ahem, hand, in this one.

    "This sponsorship is MANSCAPED’s second in the UK and first in Scotland, adding to their recent launch with Wolves. Previously announced partnerships featured around the globe include UFC, San Francisco 49ers, NASCAR, Los Angeles Kings and Sydney Roosters".

    I wonder if they would be interested in endorsing my imaginary rock band, Fanny Bawz and the Hee-Haws

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    Quote Originally Posted by superfurryhibby View Post
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    Below the waist grooming, is that not what beard trimmers without safety features are for?

    Nice bit of work by our commercial team. Little Big Ron must surely have had a, ahem, hand, in this one.

    "This sponsorship is MANSCAPED’s second in the UK and first in Scotland, adding to their recent launch with Wolves. Previously announced partnerships featured around the globe include UFC, San Francisco 49ers, NASCAR, Los Angeles Kings and Sydney Roosters".

    I wonder if they would be interested in endorsing my imaginary rock band, Fanny Bawz and the Hee-Haws
    Will you be moved to change your username though?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peevemor View Post
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    Will you be moved to change your username though?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peevemor View Post
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    Will you be moved to change your username though?
    It has been known. I became superfuddyhibby for a while, following a wee episode on here.

    I quite like the Manscaped concept, mid-late 50's guys with a part-time rock n' roll lifestyle and a strong focus on intimate personal grooming.

    What about Manscraped?

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    I get the whole grooming thing but taking a razor to my cock and balls is a tad terrifying!! Although probably not as bad as when the doc started cutting before the anesthetic kicked in for my vasectomy.....

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    Not happy with this. Someone deserves a bolloking for it.

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    The world's gone totally mad!

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    Wonder where they want to put the logo.

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    "MANSCAPED made a splash in front of fans watching on Hibs TV and Sky Sports"

    You'll get put on a register for that sort of behaviour these days!

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    Quote Originally Posted by speedy_gonzales View Post
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    "MANSCAPED made a splash in front of fans watching on Hibs TV and Sky Sports"

    You'll get put on a register for that sort of behaviour these days!
    And a contract across the road!

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    Not one for the baldie look downstairs (upstairs is good enough) but when you get to the stage when your pubes go rampant, look like the stuffing's coming out of a teddy bear and merge with your belly hair and thigh hair, maybe it's time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greenbeard View Post
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    Not one for the baldie look downstairs (upstairs is good enough) but when you get to the stage when your pubes go rampant, look like the stuffing's coming out of a teddy bear and merge with your belly hair and thigh hair, maybe it's time.

    You've definitely got me sold on the product.. When ye put it like that :)
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