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    @hibs.net private member Billy Whizz's Avatar
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    Old ditties

    Try putting this into your browser😄

    Got an old ditty in my head the other day, remember it from being a kid
    Think it went to the tune of Rule Britannia, but remember it ended with
    “Lawsons Sausages are up to 2/6“
    (old money😄)

    Hope it’s not rude, anyone remember it


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    Misread the thread title.

    I almost responded Linda Lusardi before reading the OP 🤭

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    Haha....there were loads like this when I was wee but I can only remember one...

    Oh dear what can the matter be
    Three bare ladies stuck in the lavatory
    They were there from Monday to Saturday
    Nobody knew they were there
    ('cept me cos ah locked them in)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiber-nation View Post
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    Haha....there were loads like this when I was wee but I can only remember one...

    Oh dear what can the matter be
    Three bare ladies stuck in the lavatory
    They were there from Monday to Saturday
    Nobody knew they were there
    ('cept me cos ah locked them in)
    I remember this as three OLD ladies. I used to know all the verses but now only one .....
    The first old lady was old Mrs Bounder
    She Only went in to drop a six pounder
    The water came up and darned nearly drowned her
    Cos nobody knew they were there

    They don’t write em like that nowadays 😱

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    Used to sing this at school 50 odd years ago.....how times have changed 😀

    Down in de cornfield
    Hear dat mournful sound
    All de darkeys am a-weeping
    Massa's in de cold, cold ground

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    God save our gracious queen
    Slap her in the belly with a walls ice cream

    Popeye the sailor man
    He lived in a caravan
    He opened the door, he fell through the floor
    Popeye the sailor man.


    My mate Billy had a six foot Willy
    He showed it to the girl next door
    She thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake
    Now it’s only 2 feet four


    To the tune of “Tragedy”

    Tragedy when your dick falls off and you can’t have it off., it’s tragedy.


    The things you remember 😂
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    Walking through Gorgie swinging ma chain
    Along came a Hearts fan and asked me my name
    Ah kneed him in the baws and ah kicked him in the heid
    And noo that Hearts fan is deid

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    "Colin Stein superstar, Walks like a woman and he wears a bra" Springs to mind. That and Skinymalinki Longlegs...

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    It flew in the morning, it flew in the night
    And when if came home it was covered innnnnnnnnn....

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