Haha....there were loads like this when I was wee but I can only remember one...
Oh dear what can the matter be
Three bare ladies stuck in the lavatory
They were there from Monday to Saturday
Nobody knew they were there
('cept me cos ah locked them in)
I remember this as three OLD ladies. I used to know all the verses but now only one .....
The first old lady was old Mrs Bounder
She Only went in to drop a six pounder
The water came up and darned nearly drowned her
Cos nobody knew they were there