The generic Hearts thread

[Bostonhibby]

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They are properly going mad across the road!

The whole of Scotland is laughing at them and they are fuming.

One even said “every time we are about to break the status quo in Scotland, the knives come out for us”

The delusion is just off the scale!

Typical Duncans, trapped in a never ended vortex of idiocy, there's no point in them getting involved with any status quo, Scottish or otherwise, the bands already out there decades later knocking out the same old tunes.

Mind you there's a certain appeal to a Scottish version with Potter on base guitar, Nanny as the assistant base guitar, Stendel on drums and Mrs doctor Budge leading from the front as usual in the Francis Rossi role.

Get down deeper and down....

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[Since452]

Wait until Mrs Budge tells Mrs Stendel that Hearts don't play in the EPL. **** is going to hit the fan

[CloudSquall]

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Speirs was using code...for "Unkempt" read "Pi$#ed or Hungover.

Barnsley have hinted at "other matters" and given his behaviour in licensed premises we can all draw conclusions.

Speirs is recevining a tsunami of rabid "DID YOU SEE THE WIND IN EDINBURGH YESTERDAY?????' tweets along with a number of photos of Klopp's hairstyle


I have to say I am enjoying this vintage Mad Vlad era theatrical performance from Hearts, I thought those days had been consigned to the history books but savvy Anne has brought them all back.

[Bostonhibby]

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Wait until Mrs Budge tells Mrs Stendel that Hearts don't play in the EPL. **** is going to hit the fan

They should be okay, he probably won't start asking awkward questions whilst they're pouring Potter & Budge's finest cask matured sherry down his throat.
Available in all Hearts shops this Xmas, on the shelf next to the tartan travelling rugs and limited edition press box umbrellas.

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[Not In The Know]

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Speirs was using code...for "Unkempt" read "Pi$#ed or Hungover.

Barnsley have hinted at "other matters" and given his behaviour in licensed premises we can all draw conclusions.

[Jim44]

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That will not go down well with the supporters of one of the biggest clubs in the world who refer to themselves as ‘the famous’

That famous even their manager hadn’t heard of them? That’s embarrassing for all parties.

It seems that a lot of them have covered their ears, la la la la la la la’d, and convinced themselves he said he had never heard of Hibs. He probably hasn’t, but his reference was to them.

[hibbyfraelibby]

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It seems that a lot of them have covered their ears, la la la la la la la’d, and convinced themselves he said he had never heard of Hibs. He probably hasn’t, but his reference was to them.

He actual admitted to knowing about Hibs first...from Hecky

[jacomo]

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Incredible that he walks away from that interview with such high regard for Dr Fudge.

Journos need access to the key people to do their job.

Spiers has probably worked out by now that Budge isn’t very smart - throw a cheap bit of flattery her way and she will always answer your call.

[jacomo]

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Wait until Mrs Budge tells Mrs Stendel that Hearts don't play in the EPL. **** is going to hit the fan

Wait until he realises they don’t even play football.

[Cataplana]

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Typical Duncans, trapped in a never ended vortex of idiocy, there's no point in them getting involved with any status quo, Scottish or otherwise, the bands already out there decades later knocking out the same old tunes.

Mind you there's a certain appeal to a Scottish version with Potter on base guitar, Nanny as the assistant base guitar, Stendel on drums and Mrs doctor Budge leading from the front as usual in the Francis Rossi role.

Get down deeper and down....

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Only Yams would even contemplate joint bass guitarists.

I'm thinking more Great Rock n Roll Stendl.

"That ain't bad for two weeks work, and 100,000 pounds."

Or

Budge said you'll be managerially free
That was just a piece of paper
He said I'll make lots of money
Worry about it later.

[Bostonhibby]

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Only Yams would even contemplate joint bass guitarists.

I'm thinking more Great Rock n Roll Stendl.

"That ain't bad for two weeks work, and 100,000 pounds."

Or

Budge said you'll be managerially free
That was just a piece of paper
He said I'll make lots of money
Worry about it later.

With hindsight I should probably have said joint base guitar directors, but we all know who's really plucking their strings over at the halfbuilt arena.

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[JimBHibees]

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They are properly going mad across the road!

The whole of Scotland is laughing at them and they are fuming.

One even said “every time we are about to break the status quo in Scotland, the knives come out for us”

The delusion is just off the scale!

Breaking the status quo by being relegated again ?

[Cataplana]

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With hindsight I should probably have said joint base guitar directors, but we all know who's really plucking their strings over at the halfbuilt arena.

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I suspect the FoH are wanting them to mime to backing tracks, supplied by a bloke at the pub.

[Cataplana]

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Breaking the status quo by being relegated again ?

Twitter ye not, one of them has already said Stendl is in the Klopp/Pep mould.

[grunt]

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Twitter ye not, one of them has already said Stendl is in the Klopp/Pep mould.

I think they probably got that inference from Banderson's puff piece in the EEN.

https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.c...hearts-1336562

Barnsley hired Daniel Stendel from a list including Jurgen Klopp and Pep Guardiola, but will he drink to success at Hearts?

“We wanted to play a more aggressive, pressing style,” explained Conway. “So, utilising data, we identified some of the best potential pressing coaches for Barnsley. Guardiola was on the list, he was not available. Klopp was on the list, he was also not available. But Stendel was on the list and it seemed like a really good match for the club’s ambitions.

[Bostonhibby]

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Twitter ye not, one of them has already said Stendl is in the Klopp/Pep mould.

Foreign

Two arms

A head

Has heard of Hearts

Can't really say if he's mouldy or not.

Klopp/Pep it is.

Nae wonder Romanov tricked them so easily.


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[Cataplana]

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I think they probably got that inference from Banderson's puff piece in the EEN.

https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.c...hearts-1336562

Sounds like Barnsley are a bigger basket case than the Yams.

It seems they learned nothing from watching Heckys car crash.

[James70]

The only link Hearts have with Status Quo is Down Down Deeper and Down though they may also get Black Veils of Melancholy.

[Cataplana]

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The only link Hearts have with Status Quo is Down Down Deeper and Down though they may also get Black Veils of Melancholy.

They often Break the Rules, and are generally heading Down the Dustpipe.

[HoboHarry]

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They often Break the Rules, and are generally heading Down the Dustpipe.

With any luck it's the Beginning of the End.......

[Iggy Pope]

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Only Yams would even contemplate joint bass guitarists.

I'm thinking more Great Rock n Roll Stendl.

"That ain't bad for two weeks work, and 100,000 pounds."

Or

Budge said you'll be managerially free
That was just a piece of paper
He said I'll make lots of money
Worry about it later.

Oh, marvellous. I get the control.

[Cataplana]

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With any luck it's the Beginning of the End.......

I can't think of any more, I'm a Broken Man.

[HoboHarry]

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I can't think of any more, I'm a Broken Man.

Time for you to be Rolling Home then.....

[Cataplana]

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Time for you to be Rolling Home then.....

One last thing, is thus guy On the Level.

[HoboHarry]

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One last thing, is thus guy On the Level.

Doubt it, before very long he'll be Burning Bridges.....

[Rumble de Thump]

Yes, we take it Status Quo produced some songs. Can we get back to laughing at Hearts?

[Jim44]

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The only link Hearts have with Status Quo is Down Down Deeper and Down though they may also get Black Veils of Melancholy.

........ how about ‘Shocking all over the World’ ?

[Roxyhibee]

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Oh, marvellous. I get the control.

Completely

[HoboHarry]

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Yes, we take it Status Quo produced some songs. Can we get back to laughing at Hearts?

Can't we do both? Again and Again?

[ACLeith]

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Yes, we take it Status Quo produced some songs. Can we get back to laughing at Hearts?

As someone who was born on the same day as Rick Parfitt and who is relieved there is a basic difference between us - and I don’t mean he had an MBE! - I support this suggestion