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22-08-2022 11:35 PM #631
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23-08-2022 07:21 PM #632This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show QuoteMon the Hibs.
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24-08-2022 02:56 PM #633
Sitting at the bus stop after a rubbish day at work, peed off at the world. Wee dug who's owner was sitting next to me hops up on her hind legs, front legs on my knee and gives me a wee lick. Smiled and gave her a big clap. Totally changed my mood and ended up having a decent evening where normally I would have sat a stewed on the things that had bothered me that day. Non human animals are way better than us.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
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27-08-2022 09:22 AM #634
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So who loves you more? The dog or your partner??
Lock them both in the boot of your car for a couple of hours and when you open it see who really is happy to meet you again😂
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27-08-2022 11:13 AM #635This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
So, what was the result?
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27-08-2022 11:17 AM #636
I've probably posted this before, but...
The fact that my wife can't pronounce the word Tinnitus and it always sounds more like Tittyness.
I know, I'm so childish...
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01-09-2022 03:39 PM #637
Travelling to work on the train and when it stops at a station and the doors open, you get a nice cool breeze rather than a pyroclastic surge.
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30-09-2022 07:15 AM #638
Applied for a new passport last Friday, sent off my old one on Monday, received my new one this morning at 7.47.
I don't need it all that urgently but had heard some horror stories over the last few weeks and months so pleasantly surprised, and delighted, with the service.PM Awards General Poster of The Year 2015, 2016, 2017. Probably robbed in other years
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30-09-2022 10:56 AM #639This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show QuoteCougars!!!
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30-09-2022 07:07 PM #641
The end theme tune to Emerdale and Coronation Street.
(The inlaws are here this weekend.)
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30-09-2022 07:27 PM #642This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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30-09-2022 07:56 PM #643This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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17-10-2022 07:15 AM #644
My recent discovery that there is a South Korean airline called Air Seoul.
PM Awards General Poster of The Year 2015, 2016, 2017. Probably robbed in other years
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20-10-2022 07:03 PM #646
Mushy peas. They're just great.
Do you think your security can keep you in purity, you will not shake us off above or below. Scottish friction, Scottish fiction
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21-10-2022 12:43 PM #647
Discovering last.fm website. It’s got an excellent section where you can search for an artist and it will suggest about 100 similar artists. Most suggestions aren’t the usual mainstream artists. It’s a real treasure trove of discovering new bands.
I’ve spent a lot of time down that rabbit hole. The cold hard manual search for music is something I really enjoy. I get a buzz after trawling through lots of bands to find someone new I like. It’s an expensive pastime though as I’ve added loads of CD’s to the collection recently.
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22-10-2022 02:42 PM #649
Waking up early, looking at clock and realising there’s still two hours before alarm is due to go off.
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22-10-2022 08:37 PM #650This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
You call that a pleasure, I hate that.
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30-10-2022 04:38 PM #651
Watching "Allo Allo" with my German wife, Helga*
* OK, the name is wishful thinking, but the rest is true
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30-10-2022 07:23 PM #652
When you make a dish out of leftovers, it ends up a bit of a "put it together and see how it works out" in method, and it turns out to be delicious.
Ended up with a creamy ham and crispy shallot pasta tonight that was absolutely fantastic. Couldn't recreate it if I tried though I don't think.
Do you think your security can keep you in purity, you will not shake us off above or below. Scottish friction, Scottish fiction
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01-11-2022 01:54 PM #653
Putting empty sweetie wrappers back in the box knowing it’s going to drive the next person to go in for one absolutely mental.
Something I enjoy more than I probably should.
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01-11-2022 02:22 PM #654This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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01-11-2022 02:50 PM #655
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Pongy guy used to sit in seat in front of me every morning on bus for months, I enjoyed scrunching my ticket up and chucking it into his hood, he probably collected 15 to 20 tickets🫣
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10-11-2022 07:18 PM #656This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show QuoteThis quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
I'm glad it's not just me
FWIW, I've mastered peeling an orange to such an extent that I could put the peel back in the fruit bowl and it looks like it's been untouched.Last edited by Keith_M; 13-06-2023 at 06:00 PM.
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12-06-2023 07:07 PM #657
Didn't realise this thread had been dormant for so long. Anyway.......
Just my children in general. I honestly can't believe I worried so much when I was younger that my own parents were really angry at me. I spend about 90% of my time trying to suppress laughter when I am telling them off as they are just hillarious. Particularly my daughter, even when she does something wrong there is literally no malice in her and I can't keep up any pretence of being angry at her for more than a few minutes.
It surely can't just be me. Is parenting really just about doing the right thing and telling a child off whilst secretly finding their actions funny?PM Awards General Poster of The Year 2015, 2016, 2017. Probably robbed in other years
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12-06-2023 07:19 PM #658
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We didnt have tech in those days nor could afford a good camera so many of my memories of my children are locked in my brain. Of course we were strict but it never entailed a “skelp” a grounding or the threat of a grounding would suffice
Like you say though, regardless of how serious you want to be just one look at their faces and I had to turn around and face the wall or walk out the room pissing myself laughing
I well remember a time my oldest found a way to climb onto the kitchen worktop to raid the cupboards, in typical older Sister scenario she obviously blamed the youngest. Basically opened the washing machine door and used it as a step up to the worktop, only however to grab a bottle of brown sauce and plaster it all over their faces and arms, only they will know why they done it 🤣🤣
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12-06-2023 07:29 PM #659This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
my wife and I can generally be found trying desperately not to s****** too loudly if the other is giving our daughter a telling off
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12-06-2023 08:38 PM #660
Wearing my Hibs top in the summer when the Glasgow visitors are coming over , always get some coming up to me in a bewildered sort of way asking " Are you a Hibee ? " 😂😂😂
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