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    Nest in the East

    A few of us heard a lot of squawking during the second half yesterday that sounded at closer quarters than the seagulls on the pitch. Looked up and noticed what you see in th attached pictures (taken into the sun hence the poor quality) - looks like we have some guests! Hope they’ve got season tickets 😉
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jamesie View Post
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    A few of us heard a lot of squawking during the second half yesterday that sounded at closer quarters than the seagulls on the pitch. Looked up and noticed what you see in th attached pictures (taken into the sun hence the poor quality) - looks like we have some guests! Hope they’ve got season tickets 😉
    One particular flying rat jettisoned an impressive amount of guano on a bombing raid into the Famous Five lower before KO much to the amusement of some in the FF upper!

    We need a plastic owl...

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    Can we get a row of nesting boxes directly above the Rangers support for a week on Sunday please?

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    Can we get a row of nesting boxes directly above the Rangers support for a week on Sunday please?
    Now if someone's willing to sneak into the ground once a day for a few days, something like that could be arranged. There was a prank pulled by US college student football fans in the sixties that could be adapted here.

    Every day at 12pm, get a bunch of discarded food, spread it about the west half of the South Stand, and stand back while someone in the centre circle blows a referee's whistle. Let the seagulls have their lunch.

    Keep doing that until the birds get the message that whistle at noon is lunchtime, thanks to positive reinforcement learning, Pavlov style...

    On matchday, sit in your seat, relax, and wait for kick off...

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    Mind the year there was a wasps nest in the east

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    Now if someone's willing to sneak into the ground once a day for a few days, something like that could be arranged. There was a prank pulled by US college student football fans in the sixties that could be adapted here.

    Every day at 12pm, get a bunch of discarded food, spread it about the west half of the South Stand, and stand back while someone in the centre circle blows a referee's whistle. Let the seagulls have their lunch.

    Keep doing that until the birds get the message that whistle at noon is lunchtime, thanks to positive reinforcement learning, Pavlov style...

    On matchday, sit in your seat, relax, and wait for kick off...
    That would be simply tremendous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HibbiesandtheBaddies View Post
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    One particular flying rat jettisoned an impressive amount of guano on a bombing raid into the Famous Five lower before KO much to the amusement of some in the FF upper!

    We need a plastic owl...
    It was some splatter. I'm at the front of the upper and that bird had some ass on her.

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    Sign a perigrine falcon dem seagulls are like flying dogs.

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    I am absolutely astonished that this thread hasn't turned into 5 pages of puns. I am thankful though..the purile obsession with puns on this forum has been like an Albatross around our neck for too long. Every time it happens it's like a sparrow through my heart. If it does happen again I'll just have to peck myself up and try to peregrine and bear it !

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    Quote Originally Posted by worcesterhibby View Post
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    I am absolutely astonished that this thread hasn't turned into 5 pages of puns. I am thankful though..the purile obsession with puns on this forum has been like an Albatross around our neck for too long. Every time it happens it's like a sparrow through my heart. If it does happen again I'll just have to peck myself up and try to peregrine and bear it !
    Duck sake!

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    Are those particular seagulls

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    Quote Originally Posted by WoreTheGreen View Post
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    Are those particular seagulls
    No, they’ll eat just about anything.
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    Why do people get their knickers in a twist and constantly crow on about bad puns?

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    Why do people get their knickers in a twist and constantly crow on about bad puns?
    Yip it’s just a myna piont

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    THE next one on here could be a pigeon post?

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    Coot you stop the puns please?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eyrie View Post
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    Coot you stop the puns please?
    Totally agree.. some of them are just fowl..

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    Totally agree.. some of them are just fowl..
    Yeah. Gonnae geese a break and stoap wi the burd puns.

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    What was the old footbal song that started with 🎶if I gad the wings of an Eagle🎶

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    Coot you stop the puns please?
    I cormorant egret moor(hen) - some just gannet wait their tern to go puffin out this puny level of humour -and murres the pity - so gooney nae dae that eh?!? Ya boobys!

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    Tits

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibby70 View Post
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    Tits
    at least we’re not Blue Tits !

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    Quote Originally Posted by basehibby View Post
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    I cormorant egret moor(hen) - some just gannet wait their tern to go puffin out this puny level of humour -and murres the pity - so gooney nae dae that eh?!? Ya boobys!
    Let os prey that will the last of the puns.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mibbes Aye View Post
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    No, they’ll eat just about anything.
    Deserved some kudos.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aim Here View Post
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    Yeah. Gonnae geese a break and stoap wi the burd puns.
    Toucan play at that game.




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