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    Idiots guide to Hibs.net private membership

    Can one of the admins put up an idiot proof guide to subscribing to Private Membership?

    I'm accessing using Android and can't work it out or find instructions for PayPal.

    Maybe I'm just thick? ;)


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    We're just warming up the hot pokers and trying to source a suitably large pineapple for the initiation ceremony.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haymaker View Post
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    We're just warming up the hot pokers and trying to source a suitably large pineapple for the initiation ceremony.
    Hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lincoln Green View Post
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    Can one of the admins put up an idiot proof guide to subscribing to Private Membership?

    I'm accessing using Android and can't work it out or find instructions for PayPal.

    Maybe I'm just thick? ;)
    79 posts in 15 years??? You're a bit of a lurker eh?

    In all seriousness as a general rule of thumb we usually expect people to get to 200 posts before we'll let them in unless someone we trust can vouch for them.

    That being said I'll have a quick chat with the rest of the admin team and we'll let you know soon.
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    Does this process involve sitting atop of a goat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoboHarry View Post
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    Does this process involve sitting atop of a goat?
    Think you're getting confused with the inititions for afc-chat.co.uk

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoboHarry View Post
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    Does this process involve sitting atop of a goat?
    Yes, while having an extremely annoyed ferret placed down your trousers.

    United we stand here....

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    Quote Originally Posted by lord bunberry View Post
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    Yes, while having an extremely annoyed ferret placed down your trousers.
    I've got Just the ferret for that. She bites everything

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy.1875 View Post
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    I've got Just the ferret for that. She bites everything
    Aye LG, yer in ferret. Be be very

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoboHarry View Post
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    Does this process involve sitting atop of a goat?

    Other way round I believe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ancient hibee View Post
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    Other way round I believe.
    Boring initiation ceremony , count me out .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Liam89 View Post
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    Hahahaha
    Don't laugh mate... I still scream at the sight of pineapples.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haymaker View Post
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    Don't laugh mate... I still cream at the sight of pineapples.
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    has fuzzy applied yet, he fooled us all












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    Interested in Private Membership.... do I simply order from my account and pay... then the judgement and initiation begins after that?

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    Its a simple initiation, you just need to post a smarmy note on the plebs board to say that if you were a private member you would have read about the topic weeks ago

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    Does the initiation ceremony still include running the length of Princes St totally naked?


    ... or was I the only one that had to do that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keekaboo View Post
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    Does the initiation ceremony still include running the length of Princes St totally naked?


    ... or was I the only one that had to do that?
    That was rather funny

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    Must sit in bath of beans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackSheep View Post
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    Interested in Private Membership.... do I simply order from my account and pay... then the judgement and initiation begins after that?
    Get yourself a quality butcher and a fondness for obscure meat cutlets and you will be a shoe-in.

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