Cathro is a...

[vercol36]

Cathro is a fanny,
He has an Apple Mac,
It works against Kilmarnock
And other s***e like that.
But then he played the Hibees,
And suddenly it dawned -
To win the Scottish Cup,
He'd need a f***ing wand!

Ach, I got a bit lazy by the last half and just copied and pasted...too early for wordsmithery.

[Quarters]

But then he played the Hibees
Under Easter Road lights
And very quickly realised
He'd need more gigabytes



(It's early)

[Real Emerald]

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Cathro is a fanny,
He has an Apple Mac,
It works against Kilmarnock
And other s***e like that.
But then he played the Hibees,
And suddenly it dawned -
To win the Scottish Cup,
He'd need a f***ing wand!

Ach, I got a bit lazy by the last half and just copied and pasted...too early for wordsmithery.

Cathro Is a fanny
He sucks a dummy tit
He thinks he knows his football
But talks a lot of s***

When we drew at tynie
He blamed it on the grass
We brought him back to Easter Road
And rammed three up his ar**

My attempt 😂

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Works on his laptop
It only works on his laptop
Works on his laptop

[My old man]

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Cathro Is a fanny
He sucks a dummy tit
He thinks he knows his football
But talks a lot of s***

When we drew at tynie
He blamed it on the grass
We brought him back to Easter Road
And rammed three up his ar**

My attempt 😂

10/10

[kaimendhibs]

😂😂😂😂😂

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[jacomo]

Cathro is a worker
He wants his team to fight
But when they played the Hibees
He saw that they were sh**e

He went to talk to Potter
To see what he could do
But just like 1986
He couldnae leave the loo

[Wee Effen Bee]

...a very good manager and should stay at Hearts for as long as he wants to.

[Iain G]

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Cathro is a fanny,
He has an Apple Mac,
It works against Kilmarnock
And other s***e like that.
But then he played the Hibees,
And suddenly it dawned -
To win the Scottish Cup,
He'd need a f***ing wand!

Ach, I got a bit lazy by the last half and just copied and pasted...too early for wordsmithery.

Cathro asked for wifi
Or a connection to the wall
Leeann just smiled and said
You'll get dialup if at all

He didnt see the first half
As he tried to access the net
By the time he got logged in
They were two nil down, and yet...

He sorted out his wifi
In a new hotspot
In time to watch his goalie
Fumble Shinnies shot

All connected by full time
Which was a big relief
He'd managed to download the lyrics
To "Sunshine in Leith"

[kenny.ff]

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Cathro asked for wifi
Or a connection to the wall
Leeann just smiled and said
You'll get dialup if at all

He didnt see the first half
As he tried to access the net
By the time he got logged in
They were two nil down, and yet...

He sorted out his wifi
In a new hotspot
In time to watch his goalie
Fumble Shinnies shot

All connected by full time
Which was a big relief
He'd managed to download the lyrics
To "Sunshine in Leith"

Shocking....

1st one was good op

[since90plustwo]

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Cathro Is a fanny
He sucks a dummy tit
He thinks he knows his football
But talks a lot of s***

When we drew at tynie
He blamed it on the grass
We brought him back to Easter Road
And rammed three up his ar**

My attempt 😂

brillianttis needs to stick

[drumatic44]

Maybe an alternative to the Warburton Ballad ??

Cathro is a fanny, he wears a fanny's hat,
he got himself a laptop and suchlike chiz as that,
but when they came to Easter Road for the Scottish Cup replay,
they bigged it up, then they f....d it up.
and then they ran away. !!

just a thought.

[High-On-Hibs]

Cathro is a bawbag
He's Harry Potters pet
When Hertz came to Easter Road
Hibs stuck three in their net

They thought they'd have the upper hand
On a proper pitch
But now they've had their own relayed
Their season's in the ditch

[Smartie]

I've got a decent song almost good to go only I'm struggling to find something that rhymes with "gibbering cockwomble".

[High-On-Hibs]

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I've got a decent song almost good to go only I'm struggling to find something that rhymes with "gibbering cockwomble".

Jambo?

[Big90inOz]

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Cathro Is a fanny
He sucks a dummy tit
He thinks he knows his football
But talks a lot of s***

When we drew at tynie
He blamed it on the grass
We brought him back to Easter Road
And rammed three up his ar**

My attempt 😂

10/10 👌👌👌👌👌

[Leith Hibee]

Cathro's got a laptop, he is a ****in twat.
It should be in the wheelybin beside the magic hat.
They are absolutely useless against us in the cup,
We're gonna win another one you couldn't make it up!

[Waxy]

Cathro is a genius
The best coach in the land
He brings along his laptop
To lend a little hand
But up against the Hibees
He couldnt raise no fight
Got pumped out of the Scottish cup
Coz basically their Sh?&£

[MyJo]

Cathro is a fanny
Leveins a Jambo twat
Budge gets your direct debits
And pockets all of that

You cannae beat the hibees
It's all gone very wrong
Since we won the Scottish cup
And ruined all your songs

[bigwheel]

having a song for Cathro, is like giving a name to a Snowman.....

[Waxy]

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having a song for Cathro, is like giving a name to a Snowman.....

Cathro is a snowman
A carrot for a nose
He never played at football
Coz he had melted toes
Got pumped 3-1 by hibees
And got his words a muddle
Was roasted by the jambo fans
And ended up a puddle

[bigwheel]

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Cathro is a snowman
A carrot for a nose
He never played at football
Coz he had melted toes
Got pumped 3-1 by hibees
And got his words a muddle
Was roasted by the jambo fans
And ended up a puddle

[ArmadaleHibs]

Cathro is a Fanny
He has no magic hat
He does though have a laptop
Now broken by a bat

Cause when he played the HIBEES
The thing would not compute
The team that thought they owned us
AGAIN weve put them OOT

oh Cathro is a fanny .................

[Northernhibee]

Robbie Nielson sitting on a wall
Robbie Nielson sitting on a wall,
He lost to the Hibees,
And so the sword did fall,
There was Ian Cathro sitting on a wall

Ian Cathro sitting on a wall
Ian Cathro sitting on a wall
He lost to the Hibees
With his laptop and all
So roll on next year,
Well win again and all

[Captain Trips]

To the tune of "I just died in your arms tonight" by cutting crew.

Hearts, You just died on the park tonight
It must have been Cummings and Holt
You just died on the park tonight
Shinnie made it 3

And repeat

[Northernhibee]

Since 2014,
Since 2014,
You've no beat the wee team,
Since 2014

[Alex Trager]

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Cathro Is a fanny
He sucks a dummy tit
He thinks he knows his football
But talks a lot of s***

When we drew at tynie
He blamed it on the grass
We brought him back to Easter Road
And rammed three up his ar**

My attempt

Winner

[Joe6-2]

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Jambo?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

[SuperAllyMcleod]

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...a very good manager and should stay at Hearts for as long as he wants to.

This - we have to stop telling people he is useless as they may start to believe us!

[Mr White]

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I've got a decent song almost good to go only I'm struggling to find something that rhymes with "gibbering cockwomble".

Useless midfield ensemble?