Because Vince, that's why. Vince finds it hilarious so it happens.
We are talking about a dude who thinks sneezing is a waste of time and who has cheated multiple times on Linda as well as having an "interesting" upbringing so its hardly surprising why he has the King cheering for "puppies" at every opportunity.
FWIW - I totally agree with everything you say and I enjoyed what I saw of RR; however, I do feel Vince gets it tight from the IWC because LOL Vince.
- Jim Cornette confirms Crazy Vince McMahon stories [29:19]
- Jim Cornette on Vince McMahon and Sneezing [4:24]
- 2001 Playboy interview with Vince McMahon [10 minute read - the only comprehensive Vince interview which gets nuked every time it surfaces online]