Hearts Sign 6'5" Striker

[Keith_M]

Hearts have just given notice of their tactics for the upcoming season by signing a 6' 5" Striker, Bjorn Johnsen.



Apparently he used to play for Litex Lovech... I've heard you can get cream for that ;)

[Jdawg]

Hoooooooooooooooooooof.

[greenlex]

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Hearts have just given notice of their tactics for the upcoming season by signing a 6' 5" Striker, Bjorn Johnsen.



Apparently he used to play for Litex Lovech... I've heard you can get cream for that ;)

Litex Lovech? Did she no have a top ten hit in the 80s?

[Saturday Boy]

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Hearts have just given notice of their tactics for the upcoming season by signing a 6' 5" Striker, Bjorn Johnsen.



Apparently he used to play for Litex Lovech... I've heard you can get cream for that ;)

Their lucky number's one

[Hibrandenburg]

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Their lucky number's one

Thought it was 7

[Kato]

"You rang?"

[Saturday Boy]

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Thought it was 7

Sorry for the obscure pop reference. Lene Lovich had a hit with "Lucky Number" in 1979. You can find it on YouTube, if you dare. She was a bit weird.

[SouthsideHarp_Bhoy]

Its like every season, neilson gets further from his genuinely exciting and good to watch first season, and more like levein.

[Finn2015]

Well will be captivating football for the yams to watch this season. Hoofball

[Keith_M]

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Sorry for the obscure pop reference. Lene Lovich had a hit with "Lucky Number" in 1979. You can find it on YouTube, if you dare. She was a bit weird.

Here ya go.


Ignore Hibrandenburg, he knows exactly who it is. He had a serious crush on her in high school

[Jim44]

Jambo hoofball is now officially declared. The Maltese manager last night said that their long ball tactics were so easy to deal with and by putting on an extra central defender it was a cakewalk. Neilson's coat is on the proverbial .......

[Ozyhibby]

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Jambo hoofball is now officially declared. The Maltese manager last night said that their long ball tactics were so easy to deal with and by putting on an extra central defender it was a cakewalk. Neilson's coat is on the proverbial .......

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[Bostonhibby]

There were no 8ft strikers available then?

[Pretty Boy]

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Its like every season, neilson gets further from his genuinely exciting and good to watch first season, and more like levein.

It's great to watch, unlike their team.

In the Championship they were a decent team who played with pace and a bit of a swagger. As the Levein factor has grown they have been moulded into his image. Dull but effective in the league and murder in the cups.

[mjhibby]

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Sorry for the obscure pop reference. Lene Lovich had a hit with "Lucky Number" in 1979. You can find it on YouTube, if you dare. She was a bit weird.

It was all an act. She was very intelligent and when she took the wig off she was quite a looker. Met her twice after gigs and her and her band were very amiable.

[Pete]

I heard Glasgow warriors were after him too so they did well to get him.

[Keith_M]

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It was all an act. She was very intelligent and when she took the wig off she was quite a looker. Met her twice after gigs and her and her band were very amiable.

LOL, he's gonna pump her






(another obscure reference, this time to DotNet)

[Viva_Palmeiras]

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A bunch of simpletons as Vlad already knew.

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I wonder if that Asian based dude ever got his share certificate?

http://www.scotsman.com/sport/footba...anov-1-2683157

[Eyrie]

The new Kevin James.

[lord bunberry]

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The new Kevin James.

Ah Kevin James
Jim Jeffries walked into the dressing room after the 6-2 defeat to find someone had done a dump on the floor. Raging he shouted, who's sh*t on the floor. Kevin James replies, me boss, but I'm no bad in the air.
sorry

[SuperAllyMcleod]

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There were no 8ft strikers available then?

Really? There's dozens of them out there - any circus will lend them one.


(Apologies to Galton and Simpson for paraphrasing and stealing their joke)

[Eyrie]

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Ah Kevin James
Jim Jeffries walked into the dressing room after the 6-2 defeat to find someone had done a dump on the floor. Raging he shouted, who's sh*t on the floor. Kevin James replies, me boss, but I'm no bad in the air.
sorry

You should be - he was sh*t in the air as well

Just waited for the ball to ricochet off his head.

[Nicho87]

No like them. Hoofball again :)

[bingo70]

According to the Sun Hertz could be in a bit bother with this deal. Only read the back page on Twitter but sounds like a similar scenario to our issue with Zemmama as his Bulgarian club say he is still under contract.

Shame

[Bristolhibby]

Hearts new strikers show reel is showing at cinemas right now.

[Oscar T Grouch]

CSKA Sofia have threatened to report Hearts to FIFA for signing striker Bjorn Johnsen. The US-born Norwegian has signed a three-year deal at Tynecastle, but CSKA claim the player has a contract with them. (Scottish Sun)

😂😂😂

[Skyegreen]

Reading some of the reactions over on kickback it seems they are not very happy now with the style of play and are in agreement with the banner that was flown over Tynie last season 😂😂😂

It pains me to say this but as **** as it is to watch, it's all about results and I still fancy Levein will get them a top four finish. This will no doubt douse the fire that's been lit under the get Robbie out brigade!

[Keith_M]

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Reading some of the reactions over on kickback it seems they are not very happy now with the style of play and are in agreement with the banner that was flown over Tynie last season 

It pains me to say this but as **** as it is to watch, it's all about results and I still fancy Levein will get them a top four finish. This will no doubt douse the fire that's been lit under the get Robbie out brigade!

Ugly football can be very successful, especially the boring, send you to sleep kind.

In evidence, I give you Portugal (2016), Greece (2004), Italy (insert any year)

[Skyegreen]

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Ugly football can be very successful, especially the boring, send you to sleep kind.

In evidence, I give you Portugal (2016), Greece (2004), Italy (insert any year)

Sometimes I wish we could play "ugly" football. Something that Lennon has touched on as one of his aims. Winning ugly.......I'd certainly be happy if it meant winning the championship!

[Keith_M]

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Sometimes I wish we could play "ugly" football. Something that Lennon has touched on as one of his aims. Winning ugly.......I'd certainly be happy if it meant winning the championship!