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  1. 16-07-2016 09:40 PM #1
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    Seagulls

    Something must be done about the seagulls. No longer just an irritant but now becoming aggressive. If we need to buy a couple of hawks let's do it and do it soon.
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  2. 16-07-2016 09:41 PM #2
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    They ain't seagulls they are flying filthy ******g ********s
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  3. 16-07-2016 09:43 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galileo47 View Post
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    Something must be done about the seagulls. No longer just an irritant but now becoming aggressive. If we need to buy a couple of hawks let's do it and do it soon.
    What kind? If you're talking Dick Cheney then I'll never be back to ER. You might mean a different sort of course.
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  4. 16-07-2016 09:56 PM #4
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    I think we should train them to s**t on poor refs like the one we had on Thursday.
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  5. 16-07-2016 09:57 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by snooky View Post
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    I think we should train them to s**t on poor refs like the one we had on Thursday.
    Or circle the opposition goalie.
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  6. 16-07-2016 09:57 PM #6
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    In 500 years these seagulls will be plucking people from the crowd in dropping them into their nests high on the craggs.
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  7. 16-07-2016 10:03 PM #7
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    thousands less appeared in the game v brondby than their were against murrawell, i'm thinking maybe they didn't like all that flag waving the brondby fans were doing, so that's the answer....give us all flags on entry :)
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  8. 16-07-2016 10:09 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waxy View Post
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    In 500 years these seagulls will be plucking people from the crowd in dropping them into their nests high on the craggs.
    Too right. 500 years ago were humans nipping in to shops in Aberdeen to nick crisps? No chance. If we don't act now, it'll soon be Planet of the Apes, but with seagulls instead of monkeys.
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  9. 16-07-2016 10:11 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by cabbageandribs1875 View Post
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    thousands less appeared in the game v brondby than their were against murrawell, i'm thinking maybe they didn't like all that flag waving the brondby fans were doing, so that's the answer....give us all flags on entry :)

    A seagull mate of mine said the £22 ticket price put them off.
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  10. 16-07-2016 10:13 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lancs Harp View Post
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    A seagull mate of mine said the £22 ticket price put them off.
    He should have just bought a chicks ticket.
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  11. 16-07-2016 10:17 PM #11
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    It's like a plague, you see them raking in bins, stealing from passersby and *****ing in public. They'd feel much more at home at Tynecastle but I suppose they get competition from the locals.
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  12. 16-07-2016 11:54 PM #12
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    Doesnt help that idiots feed them.

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  13. 17-07-2016 01:30 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lancs Harp View Post
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    A seagull mate of mine said the £22 ticket price put them off.


    flock off but....the seagull does have a valid point imo
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  14. 17-07-2016 08:43 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Jimmy View Post
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    Doesnt help that idiots feed them.

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    I get absolutely mad watching people feeding them.

    If it was up to me, I would chuck anyone out who's caught doing that.
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  15. 17-07-2016 09:14 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir David Gray View Post
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    I get absolutely mad watching people feeding them.

    If it was up to me, I would chuck anyone out who's caught doing that.
    Presumably kids most adults know the score or should now! Littering really gets me
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  16. 17-07-2016 09:20 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by VivaPalmeiras View Post
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    Presumably kids most adults know the score or should now! Littering really gets me
    If the kids are with adults then the adults should be the ones held responsible and the whole lot chucked out if they don't nip it in the bud after their little darlings have done it a couple of times.
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  17. 17-07-2016 09:45 AM #17
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    Stop giving the seagulls loyalty points. Problem solved.


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  18. 17-07-2016 09:49 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir David Gray View Post
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    If the kids are with adults then the adults should be the ones held responsible and the whole lot chucked out if they don't nip it in the bud after their little darlings have done it a couple of times.
    Yesterday around teatime I saw a young ar$ehole toss an empty coke can out the driver's window of his car.
    (E reg, small red Volvo). Little scroat.
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    Saw one with a really big beak.

    Immediately christened it Rudi. It could be back soon.
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    I for one welcome our new seagull overlords.
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  21. 17-07-2016 06:10 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by snooky View Post
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    Yesterday around teatime I saw a young ar$ehole toss an empty coke can out the driver's window of his car.
    (E reg, small red Volvo). Little scroat.
    They may be scavengers but I doubts the gulls are now eating coke cans ;)
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    Bet it was a maroon coloured car.
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  23. 17-07-2016 07:00 PM #23
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    Should have guys shooting them before every game. That wid soon pit a stoap tae it. Manky ba5turds. In fact let Hibs Kids take a few shots. Exvellent entertainment.
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  24. 17-07-2016 07:04 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil MaGlass View Post
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    Should have guys shooting them before every game. That wid soon pit a stoap tae it. Manky ba5turds. In fact let Hibs Kids take a few shots. Exvellent entertainment.
    I'm an excellent shot - if Hibs pay my flight costs I'll take care of it......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil MaGlass View Post
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    Should have guys shooting them before every game. That wid soon pit a stoap tae it. Manky ba5turds. In fact let Hibs Kids take a few shots. Exvellent entertainment.
    Handing out airguns to kids a giving them ten seconds to kill as many as they can. An alternative to the half time penalty shootout.

    What was it Shaun Ryder fed the pigeons that caused their stomach to explode?
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  26. 18-07-2016 03:30 PM #26
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    There's nothing much you can do short of shooting them. They're like Hearts supporters.
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    Dog hates 'em....
    at certain times of the year we seem to get loads in the garden and on the roof and he goes ape chasing them... thats ok i guess but over that period planes and helicopters get the same treatment from him... daft mutt!


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    Do what hawrts would...add them to the official attendance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir David Gray View Post
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    If the kids are with adults then the adults should be the ones held responsible and the whole lot chucked out if they don't nip it in the bud after their little darlings have done it a couple of times.
    Get a life, or better still, chuck yirsel oot.
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