One that springs to mind immediately is the one we used to sing a good few years ago (thankfully not anymore), the "we believe that hibs will win" chant. Painfully cringeworthy, primary school pish lol.
"oh the hibees are gay" is another one.
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08-06-2016 12:26 PM #1Coaching Staff
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Most cringeworthy football songs/chants
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08-06-2016 12:31 PM #2Coaching Staff
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I remember when Hearts used to play "Shout" by Lulu after they'd scored.
It was bad enough losing a derby goal at Tynecastle without having 14,000 gimpy sex offenders with 12 fingers dancing about to a horrendous tune in front of your face.
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08-06-2016 12:32 PM #3@hibs.net private member
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That's a GB tennis chant.
Mauled by the tigers is pretty cringy.
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08-06-2016 12:32 PM #4Professional thread starter
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Any time we went behind at Tynecastle and thought that incessantly singing about pedophiles somehow made the result okay.
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08-06-2016 12:41 PM #5First Team Regular
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"When the Hearts went up to lift the Scottish cup, we behaved, we behaved"
No, that's not a joke, it actually exists. Seen it quoted a few times on twitter etc.
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08-06-2016 12:42 PM #6Coaching Staff
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Oh my ****ing god
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08-06-2016 12:43 PM #7Testimonial Due
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Originally Posted by Salt N Sauzee
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That would be up there with this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncG88Mym5TQ) if they were to sing that at the next derby.
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Any religious bigoted **** rangers sing or pretend Irish Celtic fans singing for their cause.
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08-06-2016 12:53 PM #9Promising Youngster
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We hate fat joe and we hate fat joe,we hate fat joe and we hate fat joe,we hate fat joe and we hate fat joe, we are the fat joe haters !!!! Away to get a claw hammer to undo ma taes which are curling,as I remember how we would sing this joyously. Originally Posted by HibsNutter
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08-06-2016 12:55 PM #10Professional thread starter
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Originally Posted by Salt N Sauzee
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It'll be great when they sing that at the next derby, given we'll know that the fact that they can't sing "we were there" any more is killing them inside.
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"Stubbsy, Stubbsy" - always did my tits in.
"Ole, ole, ole, ole (or whatver), we are the Hibees, and we're from Easter Road" - unbelievably pish.
I don't even like the Carnaval de Paris.
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Maybe the football isn't for you Originally Posted by Juice-Terry
This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote"Stubbsy, Stubbsy" - always did my tits in.
"Ole, ole, ole, ole (or whatver), we are the Hibees, and we're from Easter Road" - unbelievably pish.
I don't even like the Carnaval de Paris.
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Despised the refugee song. Also the "Why don't you go home" song sung by the bigots.
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it looks like their new one is going to be "Since 1902, you've won 1, skacel's won 2". Straw clutching at its absolute best. Plus worth reminding them that since 1902, we have ALSO won 2
Hope we get them in the cup so we can give them " scottish cup champions thats what we are" and even a wee verse of "when the hibs went up...."
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Love The Hibs. Love fitba. Love singing songs at the fitba. HATE those songs. Originally Posted by CallumLaidlaw
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Only joking with you buddy! Originally Posted by Juice-Terry
This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show QuoteLove The Hibs. Love fitba. Love singing songs at the fitba. HATE those songs.
Have to say tho, on our bus home from Hampden, once we were back in Edinburgh, our bus went round the west of the city and we sang "we are the hibees and we're from Easter road" for a full 15 minutes and it was excellent
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i know its a fave of some but i cringe every time i hear that spirit in the sky song at ManUr.
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